I only count one chick too. I'm pretty sure Dudebro would roll with atleast 2 or 3 chicks hanging off him at any time.Jocchan said:Sorry, I should have added more but I was running out of space
I only count one chick too. I'm pretty sure Dudebro would roll with atleast 2 or 3 chicks hanging off him at any time.Jocchan said:Sorry, I should have added more but I was running out of space
Guess what, buddy? No one gives a shit. You have horrible taste in games.cuyahoga said:I'm thirty minutes in, and thus far it is, honest to blog, one of the most enjoyable gaming experiences I have had all year.
In case you think I'm lying for whatever reason, here's my DS upper screen.
Cohsae said:Yeah you have to have the intro mission in which shit gets fucked up, before straight up dawg time is confirmed.
rhfb said:I only count one chick too. I'm pretty sure Dudebro would roll with atleast 2 or 3 chicks hanging off him at any time.
templeusox said:Guess what, buddy? No one gives a shit. You have horrible taste in games.
If I was a shill for Ubisoft, why would I talk about renting a game (which does not make Ubisoft money)?Tarazet said:So, how do you like being a Ubisoft shill? Good benefits? How's the pay?
I have seen the alpha and the omega. It is Dudebro. And it is straight up dawg time.Jocchan said:First screenshot!
Jocchan said:Gameplay concept screen:
Jocchan said:Gameplay concept screen:
Danthrax said:It looks great, but I don't know, shouldn't there be more of an over-the-shoulder view? That's what all the kids are doing these days.
And can we incorporate the HUD into the environment somehow? Maybe Dudebro's harlots carry around proton packs that monitor his health and ammo,
Hahaha. Free on-disc content unlock code with-pre orderGouty said:
thetrin said:The hussies have health and ammo tattoos on their bewbs.
I honestly would have bought Modern Warfare 2 day one had it had that name. Shit, I'd buy anything with that name.Neuromancer said:Are you directly or indirectly trying to reference Modern Warfare 2 here?
You have tothetrin said:Nice :lol
You should work in the flag somewhere!
Actually, I imagined it more like a dual stick shooter with fixed camera: left stick to move, right stick to shoot in any direction.Danthrax said:It looks great, but I don't know, shouldn't there be more of an over-the-shoulder view? That's what all the kids are doing these days.
The hoes are supposed to follow you after you rescue them. If you manage to bring them alive to any of the checkpoint shacks scattered around the levels, they'll repay you...Danthrax said:Maybe Dudebro's harlots carry around proton packs that monitor his health and ammo,
Jocchan said:The hoes are supposed to follow you after you rescue them. If you manage to bring them alive to any of the checkpoint shacks scattered around the levels, they'll repay you...
...with an extra life!
TheTrin said:It is the year 21XX. B.R.O Alliance Forces roll across the Middle East. Shit has gotten real. Like totally less ethereal.
The hot vaguely Middle Eastern sun beats down onto the sand as explosions deafen the years and dust obscures visions. A tent sits just meters behind the frontline, its loose fabric flapping in the wind like a ladys CENSORED after our hero is done with her.
Inside, a scar-faced general stands in front of a tactical map. Several soldiers sit before him, but only one there matters. His mane is glorious, and his stare an icy, deadly one.
Dude, the general growls, weve called you in from the frontlines for a very important mission.
How much more fucked sideways can it get? Dudebro growls, stroking his beard and beating women off with a stick.
We have reason to believe that Pesquali, one of the most dangerous terrorists to ever live is alive, and hes selling weapons to the Middle East.
Which part?
All of it.
"That's my favourite part. You want me to fuck the whole area in the general area if you get what I mean?
"No." The general sticks a Polaroid picture of the eye-scarred and mustachioed Pesquali on the map.
Pesquali is mine, Dudebro roars. He fucked my shit up, so Im going to have to shoot him right in the man berries. The sugalumps if you like that indie shit.
Or slice him, Dudebros sidekick Chicken interjects.
Yes, or Kimbo Slice him, Dudebro responds as he chews menacingly on his own tongue. With a shank, or a gold dipped used lady torpedo. I havent decided which yet.
Youre going to have a lot of time to make your choice, Dudebro, the general says. Pesquali was just spotted in Mexico City. Follow the guns, find our man.
As Chicken and Dudebro step out of the tent, the wind begins the pick up, and sand begins to black out the sky.
Are we leaving immediately, Dude? Chicken asks.
Eff yeah, Chicken, Dudebro answers. Its Straight-up Dawg Time, and I'm the straightest dawg around. Every female name you can imagine, I've done a bitch called that. Just sayin.
Jocchan said:Gameplay concept screen:
http://i46.tinypic.com/xnyt6o.png[IMG][/QUOTE]
This looks more fun than everything released in the last 4 months.
plagiarize said:I figure given my handle... a little 'improving' of TheTrin's original might go down well.
Acid08 said:Reading the first few pages was painful. When did Gaf become such a bunch of paranoid assholes about everything(dumb question, I know). How long until every thread has a response like, I THINK U PIRATE PLZ PROVIDE EVIDENCE OF YOU OWN GAME. Fuck off.
Cosmo Clock 21 said:You know Ubisoft, you used to be cool and all, but...
Cosmo Clock 21 said:You know Ubisoft, you used to be cool and all, but...
Whoa how'd you know?comedy bomb said:you mad?
He does. That picture is above-waist only though.rhfb said:I only count one chick too. I'm pretty sure Dudebro would roll with atleast 2 or 3 chicks hanging off him at any time.
Acid08 said:Reading the first few pages was painful. When did Gaf become such a bunch of paranoid assholes about everything(dumb question, I know). How long until every thread has a response like, I THINK U PIRATE PLZ PROVIDE EVIDENCE OF YOU OWN GAME. Fuck off.
Cosmo Clock 21 said:You know Ubisoft, you used to be cool and all, but...
Joe Shlabotnik said:Every boss battle should end with a BioShock-style decision: SHOOT / SLICE
Except for the last fight against Pasquali. That's when it cuts to a very expensive pre-rendered animated video of Dudebro decapitating Pasquali, sending the head soaring hundreds of feet into the air while his mini-gun turns Pasquali's still-standing body into a pulpy mess.
The head lands on the pile of bullet-riddled gore just as Dudebro finishes the last of his cigar, crushing the lit cherry under his boot and growling through a wreath of smoke..
"Couldn't decide."
what the fuck kind of post is this? holy shit somebody is unhappy.templeusox said:Guess what, buddy? No one gives a shit. You have horrible taste in games.
Jocchan said:Actually, I imagined it more like a dual stick shooter with fixed camera: left stick to move, right stick to shoot in any direction.
Danthrax said:It looks great, but I don't know, shouldn't there be more of an over-the-shoulder view? That's what all the kids are doing these days.
And can we incorporate the HUD into the environment somehow? Maybe Dudebro's harlots carry around proton packs that monitor his health and ammo,
What about the slicing? I'd like a Wii version so we can include pointer-shooting and WM+ slicing. And WM+ shit-fucking-up too.Jocchan said:Actually, I imagined it more like a dual stick shooter with fixed camera: left stick to move, right stick to shoot in any direction.
Rated M for MachoGouty said:
New Game + lets you begin with a gun that shoots knives so you can always do both.Joe Shlabotnik said:Every boss battle should end with a BioShock-style decision: SHOOT / SLICE
Except for the last fight against Pasquali. That's when it cuts to a very expensive pre-rendered animated video of Dudebro decapitating Pasquali, sending the head soaring hundreds of feet into the air while his mini-gun turns Pasquali's still-standing body into a pulpy mess.
The head lands on the pile of bullet-riddled gore just as Dudebro finishes the last of his cigar, crushing the lit cherry under his boot and growling through a wreath of smoke..
"Couldn't decide."
Icing on the already hilarious cake.SmashBrosAwesome said:Rated M for Macho
Chose not to read the thread, huh?Black-Wind said:. . . Fucken pedo >_>