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[OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather]

Hobo with a Shotgun

It's even got Ricky from TPB. On Netflix streaming

This movie is just plain bad. A real disappointment after the amazing original trailer.

 

[El Daniel]

Haven't seen the trailer but really liked the movie.

 

[Jarnet87]

Showdown In Little Tokyo.

Nothing like Dolph Lundgren in a traditional Japanese attire assaulting a house with a M-16.

Showdown in Little Tokyo is amazing. It's got Shang Tsung and Tia Carrere going nude. It's not awesomely bad, it's awesomely awesome.

 

[Zampano]

This movie is just plain bad. A real disappointment after the amazing original trailer.

I love it. Easily the best of the fake grind house films. The Plague are fantastic.

 

[Sojgat]

Hobo with a Shotgun

It's even got Ricky from TPB. On Netflix streaming

Movie was kind of a letdown, but I really hope the director gets his The Plague spin-off made.

 

[Raxus]

Space Mutiny

Hobgoblins

 

[Nairume]

This movie is delightfully awful and has the best worst special effects in an 80's fantasy film.

 

[Race to be King]

This movie is delightfully awful and has the best worst special effects in an 80's fantasy film.

Sword-wielding Han Solo? I'm in!

 

[Liabe Brave]

Sword-wielding Han Solo? I'm in!

Wait until you see the rapid-fire elf bow!

 

[StoopKid]

Do the disney channel movies count ?

if so..

 

[StalkerUKCG]

Judge Dredd
Demolition Man
Dusk Till Dawn

 

[Illithid Dude]

You know it.

 

[Jokergrin]

 

[dekline]

Do the disney channel movies count ?

if so..

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Ghoulies 2

 

[Evolution_1ne]

godzilla franchise

 

[Nairume]

Wait until you see the rapid-fire elf bow!

That or the silly string Web spell.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

The problem I have with everyone declaring Troll 2 as the worst movie ever is that it's not actually that bad. It's stupid yes, but it's entirely coherent. Has bad acting, but it's no worse than hundreds of crappy 80's horror films.

The thing about Troll 2 is that it doesn't let up. Most "bad" movies have long stretches of nothing. Take a look at Birdemic. You've got almost a ten minutes of driving shots right at the beginning. Then you have long talks about global warming and awkward dating before you get to the next laugh. With Troll 2, I'd say that there's at least one solid laugh in every scene from beginning to end.

Speaking of Birdemic. I think it's the only movie I know that fails on EVERY level. Acting, directing, and writing are typical problems in every bad movie. But Birdemic couldn't even get the sound right. The Room may be terribly dubbed, but at least you can hear the actors.

 

[Ovid]

I want to hate this movie. I've seen it close to 10 times now

 

[jufonuk]

City hunter, street fighter (raul Julia is awesome)

 

[moist]

Do the disney channel movies count ?

if so..

Somehow reminds me of this gem from the 80'a.

Lead with your head your body will follow!

 

[DrSlek]

Why have I seen no mention of Red Letter Media in this thread?

http://redlettermedia.com/best-of-the-worst-deadly-prey-hard-ticket-to-hawaii-and-miami-connection/

 

[abolisher6812]

Battleship - sure it is corny and I would have been upset if I payed 8 dollars to see it in a theater. I found it was a lot of fun and I usually end up have it on in the background when it comes on.

 

[Dicer]

Battleship - sure is it corny and I would have been upset if I payed 8 dollars to see it in a theater.

It was so awesome...

 

[delta25]

 

[Sato Koiji]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHts1rGfnXE&feature=player_detailpage#t=251s

Whole scene is perfect...PERFECT...but this tough guy deserves eternal cinema glory!

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

Torque

Definitely Torque. I know it's logically a bad movie, but it's just so entertaining to watch.

 

[game-boi]

Trailer

Yes, this is on instant queue. No, your mind will never be the same!

 

[bro1]

Remo Williams or Megaforce

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

You know it.

He's about to misplace his underwears.

 

[FlyingTeacup]

star wars 1-3, finally convinced lucas to let someone else has a go at the franchise. Not that I fee it should have.

the hobbits, draggy and the most awesome 'trailer' for what's to come.

 

[The Power Of Snap]

Predator. YEAH I WENT THERE.

 

[Zoibie]

I'm not sure whether Nic Cage's Vampires Kiss belongs in this thread but it's the most fun I've had with a film for a long while.

 

[Mushroomer25]

Premium Rush - Who in their right mind thought a movie about bicycle messengers was a good idea? This movie is so absurd, it borderlines on pure brilliance. Michael Shannon plays the world's angriest cop with the world's happiest-sounding name. (Bobby Monday. I shit you not. It's even listed on his IMDB page). Joseph Gordon Levitt plays a bike messenger with spider-sense, and a woman who is trying her damned hardest to be Zoe Saldana plays his love interest. Together, they smuggle a small child out of China. If you ever find this on cable, don't pass it up.

Rebel Without A Cause - I have no idea how this film is considered a classic. Entertainment Weekly recently called it the 67th greatest film of all time. And while I'm sure it was influential - the movie is comically absurd. It paints a picture of 1950's suburban America, one where every teenager is a deranged psychopath - driving cars off of cliffs, getting in knife fights, developing parental attractions to their best friends, and shooting puppies. The smallest family squabbles are presented as world-shaking revelations, and the whole thing stinks of a movie about teenage life, written by somebody who has never had one.

Godzilla (1998) - Honestly, I love this movie. It absolutely defines my childhood. It also defines the absurdity of the 90's blockbuster - with an incomprehensible cast (Starring Matthew Brodrick, Jean Reno, and multiple Simpsons alums), horrible CGI, and a passive attitude to scenes of horrifying destruction in New York City that could only be made in a pre-9/11 world. The film also gleefully steals shots & set pieces from countless other blockbusters (Star Wars, Jaws, Aliens, and Jurrassic Park just to get started). It's a damn shame this flop broke up Dean Delvin and Roland Emmerich, because nothing else so maddening has really come out in the blockbuster space since.

 

[Bleepey]

Hobo with a Shotgun

It's even got Ricky from TPB. On Netflix streaming

I seriously thought this movie was overrated. As for my selection: Story of Ricky is awesome.

Bad Acting? Check
bad dialogue? Check
bad special effects? Check
Plot holes? Check!

Oh and Naked Weapon is 50 shades of awesome too. If you can get the PAL DVD. It's hilarious hearing Bey Logan talking to Maggie Q about the film. Maggie Q talked about how she was trying to develop and express the sisterly bond between her character and the director wanted them to be lesbians. I rarely rewatch films but i watched this film at least once a term at uni with a mate of mine cos of how bad it was. It's on UK Lovefilm so if it's in your region. Get a couple friends round, get the snacks out and watch. Seriously, you will thank me.

 

[Spanx McFranks]

Class of 1999 II: The Substitute is my all time favorite bad movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUCrLhMhgyk

 

[Baraka in the White House]

Pootie Tang. Oh god, Pootie Tang.

 

[The Cowboy]

Pootie Tang. Oh god, Pootie Tang.

Will never be and has never been a bad movie, in fact we've only ever seen a very long clip of it anyway (so who knows how good the full movie is!).

Pootie!!!.

 

[bennyc12]

Troll 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIo7Eq4Xq5Y

 

[Jakeh111]

Hobo with a shotgun was pretty food bad

 

[smr00]

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[plagiarize]

I have seen almost every movie in this thread. I am *SHOCKED* that no one has come forwards with the right answer yet.

It's Shark Attack 3: Megalodon.

There is no debate.

Hobgoblins? Take away Mike and the Bots and it's unwatchable dreck, unless you love shots of cars arriving and departing I suppose.
Trolls 2 is very very bizarre, and that's where a lot of its humour comes from, but its very rarely incompetent. Well, at least compared to many of the films suggested in here.
The Room? Too one note in it's badness.

Shark Attack 3 has numerous moments that became memes. It has terrible accents. Awful dialogue. Terrible continuity. Hilarious sets. One scene that notes the time it takes place at which has no relevance. A completely broken central premise (Sharks following fiber optic cables because of the electricity leaking out of them).

I could go on... but most famously it has the line.

And, no, if you saw it on SciFi channel you didn't see the best bits. You've got to see the uncut version. Mandatory bad film viewing.

 

[oneils]

The Apple. A sci-fi musical with religious tones from 1980, set in the futuristic world of 1994.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BY9cvgrP1c

And of course Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IblzBerSFk (Greatest fight scene in history? It very well may be.)

The former movie is amazing with booze, the latter is amazing even without.

I see Jesus at the dominion tavern every now and then. Seems cool.

 

[RustyNails]

Ever since that Conan interview with Courtney Thorne Smith from Melrose Place, I have been meaning to watch

The movie DESTROYED her hollywood career. That interview must be so painful to remember.

 

[Bishop89]

Predator. YEAH I WENT THERE.

Cliffhanger

Escape from L.A.

Showdown In Little Tokyo.

Nothing like Dolph Lundgren in a traditional Japanese attire assaulting a house with a M-16.

oh man..this thread..

 

[smr00]

"Chill Brah"
"Did he just call you a piece of underwear?"

 

[Soler]

Evil dead

 

[The Cowboy]

Evil dead

I hope your not on about the original version/s - classics.

 

[Chaotic-Strike]

For you, the day Steven Souza graced your cinema with Street Fighter the Movie was the most important day of your life. But for him, it was Tuesday.

 

[~Devil Trigger~]