Be careful, it might be a trap!madmook said:Jeez louise.
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You'll never defeat Andross!
Be careful, it might be a trap!madmook said:Jeez louise.
Docpan said:So wait, let me get this straight, just so I have it right. You guys actually think it was OKAY for him to stare across the fucking room, through my direction, for the ENTIRE meal? He was blatantly in my peripheral vision the entire time.
I couldn't NOT notice him.
Secondly, I'm a dickhead because I brought it to his attention. Just because I'm Docpan, I don't have the right to privacy during a meal?
How would that work for you?
DeadFalling said:This. You are a fucking prick of the worst kind. HE WAS JUST WATCHING TV AND HE'S THE ONE AT FAULT?!?!?!
also:
;_;
At any rate had it been me you were talking to I would have at least talked shit right back at your douchebag ass for being in the way of MY tv watching. Fight depends on how big you are... anyways the point is: THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU ASSHOLE!!! You get the right to special privacy in a PUBLIC PLACE?! He gets no right to watch the TV that is installed specifically for people eating there to WATCH????? Fucking come ON!
missionaccomplished.jpegDocpan said:This would be our first real "sit-down" conversation together, so making a good first impression was extremely important to me.
DeadFalling said:looking at the thread from your tag... do you have some kind of psychological disorder? you sound absolutely psychotic. some paranoid person with uncontrollable bouts of rage for small reasons. you need to see a therapist or something dude....... i hope im getting trolled here.
Docpan said:It is RUDE to flat out ignore your company like that dickhead
JDSN said:So here we are, sitting in the booth, sipping on some margaritas and chattin' it up about her cousin or uncle or whoever the fuck it is that has a nice house in Florida. She's one of those girls who trails off about whatever for seemingly hours on end. Whatever, she's still hot. I'm playing with my empty salad plate, trying to scrounge up enough scraps to fit onto the fork and shove into my mouth because my goddamn steak was taking too long to get to me. At any rate, I'm getting antsy, and I end up looking across the room to soak in the scenery. A picture here, a nice ass there. As my aimless vision shoot towards my immediate left at the row of booths on the opposite side...
Docpan said:........... so making a good first impression was extremely important to me. After all, I read that physical attraction isn't what really gets girls hooked in...........
that'd be meLink Man said:Still tagged accordingly.
Dogenzaka said:Man you must bring down your neighborhood's property value.
Instaclassic :lol...though I did get in one last "Fuck you!" to let him know my feelings.
Nikashi said:Naw, it's totally his other asshole neighbors
Docpan said:That's when we first met. The second he even stepped out I knew he was going to be a fucking prick. Over the years I've learned to pick out certain character profiles based on their appearance and the way they carry themselves. This particular guy is one of those "getting older but still thinks he's a hardass" types. Late 30's (by my guess), overly-tanned skin, Oakley sunglasses, token chain around neck, and no shirt. He lives there with his equally-tanned wife and his little kid.
Yeah, I've gotten out of the whole "hooking up" just for sex or whatever... So instead of picking someone out from the club, and having sex once or twice then never seeing them again, I'm trying to ease into a relationship.... Or at least someone I can really relate to in ways other than physical attraction.faridmon said:Trying to cool things off of your back mate, so care to elaborate about this?
DeadFalling said:Yeah docpan has got to be a joke account. look at this psychotic shit:
The absolute worst type of nerd is a nerd with muscles.
Asshole neighbors.
The unwritten rule of privacy in a restaurant booth.
Tell me if I went overboard in beating the shit out of my friend.
I almost got into a fight with some little 120lb punk at the gym. *NWS language*
I hate people that try to get you to do things unexpectedly without making plans
I almost crapped my pants yesterday. A horrific experience. :lol:lol :lol :lol :lol
Docpan said:I tried to be on my best behavior
Docpan said:So wait, let me get this straight, just so I have it right. You guys actually think it was OKAY for him to stare across the fucking room, through my direction, for the ENTIRE meal? He was blatantly in my peripheral vision the entire time.
I couldn't NOT notice him.
Secondly, I'm a dickhead because I brought it to his attention. Just because I'm Docpan, I don't have the right to privacy during a meal?
How would that work for you?
duckroll said:You are either trying really hard to get another tag (not going to happen), or you are a totally self-absorbed douchebag who has a terrible idea of manners and social conduct. In short, your behavior tells me that you are an asshole. I feel sorry for the guy you tried to start shit up with at the restaurant. It's too bad he didn't complain about you and get you kicked out.
Chojin said:Oh yeah and then you bitched at me for smoking
Docpan said:To be quite honest, I think that hating me is just something that people "do."
DeadFalling said:I almost crapped my pants yesterday. A horrific experience. :lol:lol :lol :lol :lol
:lol :lol Guilty.Alfarif said:Bro... I clicked your tag and it took me to a thread that looked exactly like the OP for this one. I was so confused, it took me a second to realize what the hell was going on.
Docpan said:So wait, let me get this straight, just so I have it right. You guys actually think it was OKAY for him to stare across the fucking room, through my direction, for the ENTIRE meal? He was blatantly in my peripheral vision the entire time.
I couldn't NOT notice him.
Secondly, I'm a dickhead because I brought it to his attention. Just because I'm Docpan, I don't have the right to privacy during a meal?
How would that work for you?
will123456 said:on the off chance that this story is real, I strongly urge you to seek therapy before you hand up killing someone.
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