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[mechashiva]

Attention Broke Gaf!

Want to watch Dragon Gate USA's "Open The Ultimate Gate" iPPV on March 30th from Miami?

Well, you can now order it for $1.99!



Seriously....broke gaf....$1.99. Skip the dollar menu meal for one night and watch some good wrasslin.

http://www.wwnlive.com/event-dgusa-3-30-12.html

You have to create an account and log in, but the $1.99 option is live now.

Do this! I won't be because I'll be there but do this!

 

[Nocturnowl]

In their ever present defiance of logic, instead of just giving Brodus some full length matches and a mid card feud, perhaps with Swagger for the US title, they will take him off TV for a while, then give him a completely new (and lamer) gimmick.

Then release him.

He'll return as the Fartasaurus to partner up with Natalya, it's all about paying your dues with shitty gimmicks.

 

[rvd2kewl]

From @TNADixie:

TNA and Vince Russo have mutually parted ways as of this week. The separation is amicable and professional. We are glad for the opportunity to have worked together and wish each other nothing but good luck and success in the future.

 

[Plywood]

I didn't like Raw. I think you've finally broken me, WrassleGAF. Full on existential crisis time.

YES

YES

YES

 

[Entropia]

From @TNADixie:

Russo to ROH!

 

[Liquidsnake]

From @TNADixie:

Excellent. Best move they have made in 2 years.

 

[Perspicacity]

Vince Russo should team up with Rob Liefeld and Creed for a "Worst People from the 90s" tour

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Russo to ROH!

haha imagine.

 

[somedevil]

Russo to ROH!

Where he will be murdered by Jim Cornette.

 

[Entropia]

Where he will be murdered by Jim Cornette.

Cornette in the Study with a Tennis Racket

 

[ertitoagus]

I really, really.... really love you

Love is in the air XD

 

[Perspicacity]

The Best and Worst of WWE Raw 2/13/12:
Embraces Hate, Melodrama, Wheelchair Violence

…and I’m paraphrasing here:

Punk: “I am the best wrestler in the world!”
Dolph: “I’m better than you!”
Miz: “I’m better than both of you!”
Jericho: “I’m better than all of you!”
Truth: “SPIDAHS LIL JIMMY KEKEKEKEKEKEEKE”

 

[Kaladin]

The Best and Worst of WWE Raw 2/13/12:
Embraces Hate, Melodrama, Wheelchair Violence

He forgot one line:

Kofi: Shut up!

Seriously, that's all Kofi ever says to any heel he crosses paths with.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Oh my god, I fucking love this thread.

 

[Plywood]

Happy Valentines Day WG, may all your loved ones not tear a quad.

 

[Perspicacity]

He forgot one line:

Kofi: Shut up!

Seriously, that's all Kofi ever says to any heel he crosses paths with.

He mentions it in the next line, but that wouldn't enhance the joke.

Comparing Cena to Captain Hammer is an even better analogy than Superman and replacing the WHC strap with a vegan approved hemp version is a mindblowingly awesome idea.

Also:

When Ryder rolled up and caught Cena kissing Eve, why didn’t Cena just wave his hand in front of his face so that Zack couldn’t see him?

 

[BoboBrazil]

From @TNADixie:

What a great Valentine's Day gift. Now hopefully he goes to work for WWE in some capacity.

 

[G-Fex]

Happy Valentines Day WG, may all your loved ones not tear a quad.

that's it, I'm making plywood lose his cruiserweight title tonight.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

that's it, I'm making plywood lose his cruiserweight title tonight.

That reminds me, what time is the show tonight? Usual 8pm slot?

 

[G-Fex]

That reminds me, what time is the show tonight? Usual 8pm slot?

Yeah probably

 

[Plywood]

that's it, I'm making plywood lose his cruiserweight title tonight.

You can squash the belt.

But you can't bury the franchise!

WORD. LIFE.

 

[G-Fex]

You can squash the belt.

But you can't bury the franchise!

WORD. LIFE.

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Boooooooooooooring.

*witty yugioh-related valentine's day joke involving heart of the cards*

Jokes on you, I have no heart.

 

[Professor Beef]

that's it, I'm making plywood lose his cruiserweight title tonight.

*witty yugioh-related valentine's day joke involving heart of the cards*

 

[Plywood]

I rise above your snoozes. That's right, I got top bunk.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Plywood jobbing to Chavo tonight? I think so!

 

[G-Fex]

I forgot, it'll be a very special valentines day episode.

 

[Plywood]

Job to Jobbo? Is such a fate worse than death? Yes it is.

 

[G-Fex]

you guys think I'd actually use WWE talent? I'm not a idiot like Vince >_>

 

[noclevername620]

shamelessly stolen from r/squaredcircle

 

[G-Fex]

I think the only bad part might be Zack recovering and again Vince spamming him all over Raw.

Unless he turns heel

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

You can't heel turn someone in the friend zone. It's UNPOSSIBLE

 

[Plywood]

What are they gonna do turn Zack into the Phantom of the Opera?

 

[HarryDemeanor]

THQ just put that on their WWE Games Facebook page. It means something, but what could it be? All Stars 2? WWE Brawl "official" announcement?

 

[ViewtifulJC]

THQ just put that on their WWE Games Facebook page. It means something, but what could it be? All Stars 2? WWE Brawl "official" announcement?

2d Randy Savage beat'em'up game

beats up corpsing wrestlers

 

[HarryDemeanor]

2d Randy Savage beat'em'up game

beats up corpsing wrestlers

SEND FOR THE MAN!

I'd take that.

 

[darkside31337]

I thought THQ was dead? There aren't supposed to be any THQ games coming out next year. So I'd imagine it's probably some DLC announcement or some small XBLA/PSN/iOS whatever game if anything.

 

[G-Fex]

THQ just put that on their WWE Games Facebook page. It means something, but what could it be? All Stars 2? WWE Brawl "official" announcement?

At this point I don't care anymore.

I think WWE '12 broke me.

 

[Judderman]

2d Randy Savage beat'em'up game

beats up corpsing wrestlers

shutupandtakemypesos.rar

 

[Perspicacity]

2d Randy Savage beat'em'up game

beats up corpsing wrestlers

A Final Fight/Streets of Rage game done like this would be amaaaazing

Brawl is gon' be good, people were hating on All-Stars before reviews started coming in

 

[Nocturnowl]

THQ just put that on their WWE Games Facebook page. It means something, but what could it be? All Stars 2? WWE Brawl "official" announcement?

Weren't they supposed to be making a new wrestlefest? possibly that if true

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

What are they gonna do turn Zack into the Phantom of the Opera?

A couple more attempted murders by Kane, and they could go full $6 million man on Zack.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

"slow pan to Zack Ryder" is amazing

 

[Perspicacity]

A couple more attempted murders by Kane, and they could go full $6 million man on Zack.

I can't wait to see what nonsensical medical equipment they can strap to him next week

Sounds like I should watch RAW after missing it last night, brb.

I've heard that if you hit play on Dark Side of the Moon when the opening title on last nights Raw starts then things line up in weird ways.

Then a ghost comes out of the TV and kills you in 3 days

 

[Ninja_Hawk]

Sounds like I should watch RAW after missing it last night, brb.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Weren't they supposed to be making a new wrestlefest? possibly that if true

That makes sense. I didn't even know they were making one.

 

[CrunchinJelly]

That makes sense. I didn't even know they were making one.

Yup, it's WrestleFest for iPad. There was a video on YouTube, I assume it's been pulled. That was a month or two ago.

 

[cacophony]

Best of NXT Episode 100

I forgot how terribly bad this show

 

[Ryck]

Went to Raw last night and afterward got to hang out/ have a beer with Alberto Del Rio and Ricardo Rodriguez ( as well as some Luchadors I can't recall the names of, his cousins). A friend of mine is good friends with him so I had a chance to meet them both. Both very cool down to earth guys and Ricardo has some stories man...

 

[IC_Champion]

jeez, if you look at the left side you can even see someone holding what is probably the script

Yep, that poke on Kane's shoulder means its time. That was kind of a botch.

 

[Perspicacity]

Derrick Bateman is the best thing about NXT, but he should never move up to the main roster because I prefer him to exist outside of WWE continuity while there are still wild funkasaurs on the loose.