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[Insane Metal]

Lol. This.

 

[SKINNER!]

Just shows how pathetic the Saudi Royal family are for even allowing this orange fuck to enter their country let alone talk about their religion. Money sure solves all the world's problems.

 

[Electric Eye]

Worst part is he has even stupider people surrounding him that have plenty of time to stop this and hand out a written statement or have someone else fill in instead. How do you sit there and think to yourself you know this is a great Idea.

 

[TheGameshark]

Wonder if he'll finally figure out what the hell is going on

Spoiler

This isn't a good idea

 

[Theodran]

"No one respects Islam and Mohammad Ali more than I do. No one."

 

[ItIsOkBro]

Bin Laden; great guy

 

[super-famicom]

"No one respects Islam and Mohammad Ali more than I do. No one."

I have a lot of respect for the Thrilla in Manilla. He's great, really. Fantastic man.

 

[GifGafIsTheBestGaf]

"muslim people are special people, very special. you remember obama? truth be told i love that guy but you how show biz is, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to win.

*scuffle's speech notes* i showed how many people went to my inauguration to the royal family and they were amazed by the size of the crowd, it was the best crowd. thank you all"

 

[Acorn]

Actual speech will be lamenting he can't imprison, mutilate and execute his enemies like the Saudis.

 

[Majine]

I can imagine he will tell muslims to start policing each other or something else equally stupid.

 

[TheRealTalker]

it gets better

A Trump "twitter forum" in the Middle East. What could go wrong?

I'm sorry, Trump is taking part in a live Twitter forum in Saudi Arabia? Who. Who thought this was a solid plan.

Trump is going to take part in a Twitter forum with young people during his first trip abroad.

The internet will break.

I want to know who his planners are.

 

[Ceres]

Leaked excerpts of the speech

Islam to me is just like a story I know called "The Puppy Who Lost His Way." The world was changing, and the puppy was getting... bigger.

So, you see, the puppy was like Islam. In that, they were both lost in the woods. And nobody, especially the little boy - "Muhammed" - knew where to find 'em. Except that the puppy was a dog. But Islam, my friends, that was a faith.

Make America Great Again!

 

[darkwing]

when is this happening

 

[TheRealTalker]

when is this happening

Friday

 

[Wag]

"I love Muslims, but stay the fuck out of my country

Spoiler

(unless you're rich)."

 

[android]

He's going to demand a private tour of Mecca isnt he? :/

 

[Hyun Sai]

With a bit of luck he will read what his advisers wrote.

I won't hold my breath.

 

[andythinkpad]

"This gentleman Bin Laden..."

"My African American"

etc

 

[Stinkles]

'Some of them, I'm sure, are good people'

 

[DXB-KNIGHT]

Trump will be featured in 3 summits.
Link to the official website
Arabic Islamic American Summit

 

[DrForester]

"This gentleman Bin Laden..."

"My African American"

etc

He'll try to open with a joke...

"Ladies and Terrorists"

 

[reckless]

Well Stephen Miller is drafting it, so its gonna be something.

 

[Heavy Iron Industries]

Someone will throw a shoe at his face.

 

[Black_Sun]

Well Stephen Miller is drafting it, so its gonna be something.

Jesus Christ!

 

[Stilton Disco]

This has so much potential for going catastrophically badly that I actually expect it'll end up just being disappointingly boring.

I mean there's just so much, big and small, that he can fuck up, odds are it'll just be something minor thing that barely causes an outrage.

 

[FreedomFighter]

Just shows how pathetic the Saudi Royal family are for even allowing this orange fuck to enter their country let alone talk about their religion. Money sure solves all the world's problems.

Wouldn't be any better if it was any other President. The enabling, abetting, and encouraging of Saudi Arabia by so called human rights champions is one of the biggest lingering hypocrisies ever.

Probably a speech about radical Islam, and will take everything Saudi does and project it onto Iran.

 

[Frankfurter]

Someone will throw a shoe at his face.

I bet he is not as good in dodging as Bush Jr.

 

[HeySeuss]

Watch him implore all the good moose-limbs to speak out against radical Islam. As if by them doing so will appease us in the western world.

 

[GhostTrick]

Trump to give speech on Islam

This can't end well :/

 

[ThisGuy]

Lol, this has a lot of potential to be terrible.

 

[orochi91]

I can't handle this.

This shit is making me so nervous, especially as a Muslim.

There are so many ways this can and probably will go wrong.

Wtf is the KSA thinkinggggggggggggggg ?!

D:

 

[Martinski43]

I don't see how this could get screwed up in any way.

 

[Impeccable]

I have a feeling it will be about trying to rally the "good ones" against the "bad ones". But it is Trumps version of that... so.... yeah.

 

[ebullientprism]

LMAO They will have snipers trained on him with Tranq darts the moment he goes off script.

"And we hope that we can become stronger together.........Now let me tell you something about Islam folks...."
THWACK!
"Ladies and gentlement the president has fainted due to heat and exertion. Thank you for attending."

 

[G.ZZZ]

I honestly hope for the biggest shitshow ever.

Can't wait.

 

[UnObtainium17]

it gets better

I want to know who his planners are.

Someone will throw a shoe at his face.

Hopefully the shoe is blessed by Hillary and has some chunks of doo all over it too.

 

[matthewwhatever]

I bet he is not as good in dodging as Bush Jr.

Counterpoint: Dodging is the one thing he's good at.