If I wasn't totally captivated by Breath of the Wild, I'd quote every "X is terrible / boring / bland / ugly / the worst / I hate it" post in this thread. Zelda threads always turn into rankings, and rankings always turn into hyperbole vs. negative hyperbole.
It's like every Zelda game is simultaneously the best game of all time and the worst game ever made, with not a whole lot in between. It's ridiculous, but interesting.
But, eh, I'm at work and can't take that kind of time. And at home, I'm lucky if I remember to eat.