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[Spike Spiegel]

Can I just say that I have never seen an episode of this show? Ever?

Not even one.

If someone's ever quoted Spongebob to me, that's a reference that went right over.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

I don't think anyone who paid any attention can deny that Spongebob is one of the best animated tv shows ever made. Quite possibly, you could remove "animated" and still have a true statement. It's that good. Unbelievably good. Just an incredible show all around. I'm tempted to put a couple Spongebob quotes down, but I can't think of just one. There are too many good jokes to even begin. So I'll just read yours.

 

[Grakl]

I don't think anyone who paid any attention can deny that Spongebob is one of the best animated tv shows ever made. Quite possibly, you could remove "animated" and still have a true statement. It's that good. Unbelievably good. Just an incredible show all around. I'm tempted to put a couple Spongebob quotes down, but I can't think of just one. There are too many good jokes to even begin. So I'll just read yours.

 

[QuiteWhittle]

Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.

 

[jman2050]

"Hurry up, what do you think I'm paying you for?"

 

[bebop242]

NO, NO be assertive!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh1uGjfHXWY

 

[Livingskeletons]

So you like kicking butts do ya? Well we'll show you old man!

 

[Orbis Tabula]

"Isn't that right....Janet?"
"Sure is....Marty!"
"Marty!? Janet!? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?"

 

[Kobe24]

BIG MEATY CLAWS

"Hey, I was in front of you!"
"No you weren't"
"You callin me a liar?"
"I ain't callin you for dinner"

Doodlebob talking like an idiot.

 

[Gunstarheroes]

"Now its time for interacting with you boss"
"Me. Krabs, can i have a raise?"
"No"
"Good job Mr. Squarepants"

The Krusty Krab Training Video is the GOAT Spongebob episode

 

[HeySeuss]

STILL NO PICKLES!!!

 

[Grimm Fandango]

So you like kicking butts do ya? Well we'll show you old man!

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?

 

[Aselith]

It's all in the delivery. With the right tone of voice and right face:

The line, "This is a load of barnacles." is now one of the most quotable phrases on the show.

god i miss this



Also, this is me right now.

At least link it, guy :/

 

[Orbis Tabula]

So you like kicking butts do ya? Well we'll show you old man!

"How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man? "

Edit: Dammit. Beaten like Flats the Flounder.

 

[Dying Of Thirst]

I love the young people

 

[MIMIC]

I love the young people

That scene was so fucking tragic xD

 

[Lamel]

There are just too many memorable moments.

"Lets get naked!"

"No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate."

 

[You Know Nothing]

"Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"

"Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"

"Art thou feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"

 

[MIMIC]

"Sitting. Sitting. Bleeding."

 

[GamerSoul]

"Now its time for interacting with you boss"
"Me. Krabs, can i have a raise?"
"No"
"Good job Mr. Squarepants"

The Krusty Krab Training Video is the GOAT Spongebob episode

lol soo effin true.


"It feels like...Someone's trying to sell me something!!"

 

[Mr. Doop]

"Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"

"Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"

"Art thou feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"

Well, I guess you're going to miss the... panty raid.

 

[Lkr]

Is this the Krusty Krab?

Best bit ever

 

[Dying Of Thirst]

The secret recipe for the Krabby Patty is...........(end episode)

 

[Mechazawa]

So how was that Sponge Out of Water movie? Was it decent with the return of Hillenburg?

 

[jman2050]

"Now its time for interacting with you boss"
"Me. Krabs, can i have a raise?"
"No"
"Good job Mr. Squarepants"

The Krusty Krab Training Video is the GOAT Spongebob episode

"Sounds like a lot of--"
HOOPLA
"...Sounds like a lot--"
HOOPLA
"Sounds like a--"
HOOPLA

HOOPLA *doink*
"Sounds like a lot of hoopla to make over a little Krabby Patty."

 

[Livingskeletons]

"SPONGEBOB!"

Are you finished with those-

"NO"

 

[Dying Of Thirst]

IT WAS AN ALASKAN BULL WORM

 

[N.Domixis]

Well, I guess you're going to miss the... panty raid.

Mr. Krabs: The what?
Patrick: I said, I guess you're gonna miss the panty raid.

 

[Kobe24]

LOOK they're floating in MID AIR

 

[Livingskeletons]

Your good
Your good
Your good

 

[Mr. Doop]

Mr. Krabs: The what?
Patrick: I said, I guess you're gonna miss the panty raid.

Panty raid? We're talking about girls right? Girl girls?

 

[Alaskanbullworm]

IT WAS AN ALASKAN BULL WORM

No, this is Patrick.

 

[Item Box]

"The secret formula is-"

shit still has me legit shook to this day

 

[Dying Of Thirst]

No, this is Patrick.

I love you

 

[Nintendoga]

Guy: You!
Plankton: Me?
Guy: You think this is funny?
Plankton: In a cosmic sort of way, yes.
Guy: Well, Mr. Funny Man, is this how you get your sick kicks?!
Plankton: What? It's just an ordinary Krabby- OH, MY GOODNESS!!!

Plankton: SQUIDWARD!!!

Patrick: It's not my wallet.

That entire scene is legit the hardest I've ever laughed at a cartoon.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

So how was that Sponge Out of Water movie? Was it decent with the return of Hillenburg?

I'm curious about this as well.

 

[GamerSoul]

Your good
Your good
Your good

dead. O ggawd that episode. Going through the perfume sample area lol

 

[MIMIC]

Your good
Your good
Your good

This killed me, too. xD

 

[Timeless]

That picture is from the episode where he has to write about what not to do at a stop sign, OP.

For shame.

Thank you!

The people before you are out of the loop.

And the winner is...
Springboob Squirepin

But all my life I thought it was "Springboob Squirepants stole my idea".

 

[Magwik]

I swear the story behind the show itself is so, so damn fascinating to read. No need to bump that old thread so please do allow me to go with the quotes:

I know what book im buying off of Amazon

 

[PseudoKirby]

this show has never once made me laugh, there are many more animated shows that are much better deserving of the title you guys seem to want to give this show.


might someone show me a fine example in video form?

 

[TheAbsolution]

So how was that Sponge Out of Water movie? Was it decent with the return of Hillenburg?

I'm curious about this as well.

Exactly what he said. It wasnt up to golden age Spongebob but it was funny.

 

[HK-47]

OH BOY 3 AM!

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

Are you finished with those errands?

Are you finished with those errands?

Errands?

Errands?

Errands?

Are you finished with those errands?

 

[Orbis Tabula]

"Ravioli, ravioli! Give me the formuoli!"

 

[MIMIC]

My leg!

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

this show has never once made me laugh, there are many more animated shows that are much better deserving of the title you guys seem to want to give this show.


might someone show me a fine example in video form?

If you've only seen stuff post-The Spongebob Movie, that makes sense since the show became an obnoxious caricature of itself. Watch anything from the original 2 season run and you're golden, although season 2 is when the show really hit its stride.

 

[weekend_warrior]

Seriously though, Spongebob is great and has some of the most quotable lines and jokes ever. What are your favorites?

What?! What did he learn in boat school!? THIS POST ANSWERS NOTHING!

 

[Alaskanbullworm]

Man Ray: "WHAT'S IN THAT BOX ANYHOW?"
Patrick: "My wallets."



Man Ray: "I have checks......with little poodles on them!"

 

[Thatonemoor]

CHOCOLATE!!!!! CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!