OK, since this is about sweeping generalizations about food...I've spent months in the UK and Ireland, and I agree with some of the assertions in this thread: the bread and the cheese are better (as are sausage and cookies -- or biscuits as you call 'em -- and chocolate). But America is superior for one reason and one reason only: the steakhouse. Maybe you guys have steakhouses hidden underground or something, but everywhere I went in Europe -- whether it was the pub or the restaurant -- the grub was ALWAYS the same: fish and chips. Or, if you're feeling daring and looking for variety, chips and fish. I'M FUCKING TIRED OF YOUR GREASY FISH AND CHIPS. SERVE ME A FUCKING TWELVE OUNCE RIBEYE.