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[BigDug13]

 

[papertoonz]

i have to go now my planet needs me

 

[supermarioworldE]

Bart: "Oh my God. He's like some sort of..non...giving up..school guy!"

https://youtu.be/HJ3keVaQZog?t=18s

 

[PdotMichael]

You can run but you can't glide.

Marge, it's Chinatown!

 

[Abraxas]

Stolen from the Frinkiac thread.

 

[onepiecefan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTI8y5AYS18

I hadn't seen this one in a while, can't stop laughing.

 

[JoeM86]

"Oh. Your father traded our tools for M&M's again"

 

[Ecotic]

Prepare to be blown away by Bang Bang Bart!

 

[UFO]

-She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.

-What country is this car from?

-It... no longer exists, but take her for a test-drive and you'll agree-- [ Speaking Slavic Language ] Put it in "H."

 

[Sp3ratus]

"This is Bronson, Missouri. Mmm, ehh..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bt4Ly9_9Qg

 

[DuffDry]

"Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?"
"Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks."
"Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third."
"Uh-huh."
"There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There."
"Mm-Hmm."
"That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third."
"Oh, the hammock district!"
"That's right."

 

[prettyvacant77]

 

[StalkerUKCG]

 

[shintoki]

I've been laughing at this thread. HAHAHAHA

 

[bggrthnjsus]

we are out of BORT license plates in the gift shop!

 

[chicko1983]

Any skinner and charlmers scenes.

Any homer paying out milhouse scene.

Any chief wigum scene.

 

[Aaron Strife]

Lol reminds me of

So obvious in hindsight.

Any skinner and charlmers scenes.

Any homer paying out milhouse scene.

Any chief wigum scene.

Jokes about Milhouse that don't directly involve Milhouse always slay me.

Bart's child psychologist talking about Bart exhibiting homosexual tendencies at a young age, but then realizing he was reading Milhouse's file.

Milhouse's face on a "have you seen me?" milk carton being replaced with something superfluous.

Homer complaining to Burns about "this little weiner kid" Milhouse when talking about their sons hanging out with annoying friends.

Homer: (shouting out the window) "MILHOUSE!"
Milhouse: (distant) "Whaaaat?"

Best Milhouse scene though is probably the Fugitive parody. I think he and Moleman are my favorite characters.

 

[OneTwoTee]

 

[JetBlackPanda]

I'm on mobile but the foam hat and air horn smiling homer is so good.

Also this!

Who's going to police the police?

http://youtu.be/Tk4yyqXi8Xc

 

[chadskin]

 

[Gigarator]

It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography.

 

[smurfx]

Prepare to be blown away by Bang Bang Bart!

you're fat!

 

[Taramoor]

 

[johnsmith]

 

[chubigans]

This...this is a dark day for baseball.

 

[Apoc29]

 

[smurfx]

i said slag off!

 

[wbsmcs]

You mean there's another way?

 

[Anth0ny]

That's the one.

Also:

 

[Harl3]

And of course.

"We need pretzels, repeat pretzels! ."

 

[DamnBoxes]

"Simpson, you've got a five-thirteen."

"No, a five-thirteen. In your procedures manual... a five-thirteen?"

 

[smurfx]

Oh good! Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him!

 

[mreddie]

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

unrelated but on a scale of 1 to 10 on "fucking dumb" how dumb would it be to get a flying hellfish tattoo?

 

[echoshifting]

 

[GuyKazama]

 

[Novocaine]

I don't go back to season one often, but when I do this always gets me for some reason.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

Too many to name

 

[TheOddOne]

 

[Kinyou]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-UwhmSIZzg

Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?

Homer: Never, Marge. Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?

 

[DirtyManos]

IF YOU KIDS CANT KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF, IM GOING TO TURN THIS CAR AROUND AND THERE'LL BE NO CAPE CANAVERAL FOR ANYBODY.

THATS IT, BACK TO WINNIPEG!

 

[bathsalts]

Lionel Hutz: Now, Mrs. Simpson, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your husband were ejected out of the restaurant.
Marge: Well, we pretty much went straight home.
Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, remember that you are under oath.
Marge: We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.
Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't find one?
Marge: [crying] We... went... fishing.

So ridiculous, so good

 

[GeeTeeCee]

It's always the sinister "yet" that does it.

 

[Randam]

Marge: Have you been drinking?
Homer: No!
Well, ten beers.
Marge Hmmm...

 

[Sectorseven]

I believe it was a boating accident. I have to go now.

 

[TheWarrior]

I wish I could find the full exchange. This is one of the best episodes too.

https://youtu.be/tjYePPvWYPU

 

[GurgleBot20]

"Simpson, you've got a five-thirteen."



"No, a five-thirteen. In your procedures manual... a five-thirteen?"

Oh, a five..Thirteen!

 

[The Janitor]

IF YOU KIDS CANT KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF, IM GOING TO TURN THIS CAR AROUND AND THERE'LL BE NO CAPE CANAVERAL FOR ANYBODY.

THATS IT, BACK TO WINNIPEG!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m59QO_sBrzw

I love that slap sound

 

[chadskin]

"Simpson, you've got a five-thirteen."

"No, a five-thirteen. In your procedures manual... a five-thirteen?"

Poor old Grimey.

One of the most hilarious episodes and I love how they occasionally referenced him and his death throughout the years.

 

[NightShift]

Hey Poochie. You look like you have something to say. Do you?

Yes I certainly do! *Freeze with guest voice* I have to go now. My planet needs me. *Whole animation cell drags up*