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[slabrock]

Bill Gates: Buy him out, boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H27rfr59RiE

 

[TS-08]

https://youtu.be/Krbl911ZPBA

This entire exchange from the evil Kristy doll portion of a Halloween episode is my favorite.

 

[TheJoRu]

Frogurt.

That's good.

EDIT: Holy shit, are you serious?! Beaten on the finish line.

 

[gurudyne]

Don't worry, Marge, I'll get him. BAAAAART!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gextGXfKoaw
(low quality link, only one I could find in English)

 

[NightShift]

Remember Alf? He's back! In Pog form!

 

[Ogodei]

I always forget what episode it is, since it's at the very beginning.

"Ah, I love these lazy Saturdays."
"It's Wednesday, Homer."
"Ahh! Work!"
*cut scene to...*
"Ah, I love these REAL Saturdays. (grumbles) Not like that fake Saturday that almost got me fired."

 

[firebricks3]

It's actually from the Simpsons movie. It's when the dome is coming and all the people in the bar run into the church and all the people in the church run in the bar.

 

[Sadist]

Pretty much anything involving Kirk or Milhouse. Or Lionel Hutz. Those characters never stop being funny.

Also, this...

Wanted to post this.

It's Homer at his best.

 

[cLOUDo]

 

[djplaeskool]

This...this is a dark day for baseball.

Far and away my favorite scene.

 

[Ricitor]

"I am the angel of death. The time of purification is at hand"


Marge: "What about... funny hat day? And piping in some Tom Jones music? That always cheers me up"

What's new, Pussycat?
Whoa, whoa
What's new, Pussycat?
Whoa, whoa

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

“Two, four, six, eight, Homer's crime was very great! 'Great' meaning large or immense, we use it in the pejorative sense!”

and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-yEuNjd1sY

and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEGFaOeUm2A

what an episode!

 

[crowphoenix]

The whole scene where Flanders is explaining the difference juice and cider.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

"HEY SHUT UP, I'M ASKING HER!"

 

[Rockin' Ranger]

 

[Brinbe]

 

[WrenchNinja]

Hey Bart, your epidermis is showing

 

[Zen_Arcade]

Krusty betting against the Harlem Globetrotters.

This is my favorite Simpsons episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B3JXZV-MB4
"Yeah, you seea how you scum."

"Push her down, son" always gets me too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRpsIACmDu4

 

[Rockin' Ranger]

 

[Zophar]

"Guess who likes you?"

 

[rashbeep]

Also, the entire steamed hams sequence

 

[professor_t]

Pretty much anything involving Kirk or Milhouse. Or Lionel Hutz. Those characters never stop being funny.

Also, this...

So good. The delivery is impeccable.

 

[Krixeus]

Swe-s-s-sweet can!

 

[AlphaStriker]

 

[GuyKazama]

Lionel Hutz: Now, Mrs. Simpson, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your husband were ejected out of the restaurant.
Marge: Well, we pretty much went straight home.
Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, remember that you are under oath.
Marge: We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.
Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't find one?
Marge: [crying] We... went... fishing.

So ridiculous, so good

Lionel Hutz's finest hour.

 

[MetroidPrimeRib]

Don't worry miss, your tears say more then real evidence ever could

 

[Tambini]

Stupid TV! Be more funny!

 

[nhlducks35]

 

[kris.]

bart's april fools prank on homer

the explosion just murders me every time and wiggum's reaction is just icing on the cake. beautifully done bit.

 

[PSqueak]

Lionel Hutz: Now, Mrs. Simpson, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your husband were ejected out of the restaurant.
Marge: Well, we pretty much went straight home.
Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, remember that you are under oath.
Marge: We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.
Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't find one?
Marge: [crying] We... went... fishing.

So ridiculous, so good

[Fat guy from the jury, all of them fat people, stands up]

Jury: I'd have done the exact same thing!

 

[Octavianus]

 

[CrashPrime]

Not a Simpsons fan since maybe early 2000's but this was the one gag that stuck with me throughout the years...

 

[Mr. Mister]

This...this is a dark day for baseball.

Black day I believe.

 

[pigeon]

I came in here to post this joke. It's the delivery that makes it.

 

[PSqueak]

"You don't like my Zoo? I dare you to look at the Kangaroo and not laugh, I dare you!"

 

[uncelestial]

Also, I just love their signs. You forget about them, then they sneak up on you.

And of course:

 

[Fried Food]

the one where homer yells Nerds! out the car window

 

[Snacks the sober sea lion]

Hey Homer, what'd you do, get a haircut or something?

LOOK CLOSER, LENNY.

The entirety of that scene.

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Septimus Prime]

Hey, look, Homer has one of them robot cars!

*Crash*

One of them American robot cars.

 

[PSqueak]

From the same episode:

 

[SpaceCadetKeon]

Go banana!

 

[Daniel Jackson]

 

[AniHawk]

Pretty much anything involving Kirk or Milhouse. Or Lionel Hutz. Those characters never stop being funny.

Also, this...

i love that he puts a voice on to disguise himself as though it would help.

 

[TheLastCandle]

 

[SpaceWolf]

Smithers, I'm home!

What? Already?

YES.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel.

 

[formasymphonic]

This and pray for mojo

 

[scorcher59]

Hahaha the two faint groins Marge does are so fantastically timed!

 

[the chris]

Nothing gets out chocolate.

See?

My older brother and I still quote this to each other whenever one of us spills something on ourself.

 

[Whogie]