The Technomancer
card-carrying scientician
Every time I ask myself this question I come back to this track. It's just firing on all cylinders.
That video
https://youtu.be/qpMvS1Q1sos
The density of good shit in the lyrics
What a pitch perfect snapshot of a certain part of the 90s the whole thing is
That video
https://youtu.be/qpMvS1Q1sos
The density of good shit in the lyrics
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller
Got a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide wide
I believe that your says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser"
What a pitch perfect snapshot of a certain part of the 90s the whole thing is