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[HylianTom]

In other words, you should be given the second E3 thread

Spoiler

It'll come to that, believe!

so as to add to the chaos in a most godly manner.

I might be willing to do that. Especially if Ninty blows the doors off of the joint.

 

[MatthewB92]

Lttp: What made him so notorious?

CES thread about WiiU I think.

Edit: Why he was banned I mean.

 

[DragonSworne]

Ehh..wut?
Is this just what you think?

It only makes sense

 

[bgassassin]

Already on the third page?

*looks down on 50ppp people*


My nomination for the title to the fifth thread is, "Wii U Speculation Thread V: Real News?! We don't need no stinkin' real news!

 

[Fourth Storm]

Probably around the investor's meeting.

But then again, ya never know when some developer with an axe to grind will run to a website and make a snarky comment about Mario physics..

Indeed, Iwata, Miyamoto and co. are sure to look even more sober than last quarter. The investor Q&As at the very least are the best insight we really have into where Nintendo as a company is headed. For instance, we now have a good idea that they will be trying out some DLC on Wii U in order to "fill in the gaps" between big releases. But we also know that they only plan on releasing content of actual value (presumably level packs and extra episodes rather than a new dress for Peach).

 

[MatthewB92]

Already on the third page?

*looks down on 50ppp people*


My nomination for the title to the fifth thread is, "Wii U Speculation Thread V: Real News?! We don't need no stinkin' real news!

But what if we really have real news by then?

 

[Azure J]

Wow, we're already in thread four? How did the other thread get over capacity in such a short amount of time? :lol

 

[DragonSworne]

CES thread about WiiU I think.

I think it was the thread about the 3DS price drop. He predicted 3DS failing among a lot of other crazy things in such a way that it was hard to believe he was being serious.

 

[BurntPork]

No, I don't think so. He just hasn't posted in this thread yet.

Uh...

Why is this a thing already?

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

Wow, we're already in thread four? How did the other thread get over capacity in such a short amount of time? :lol

the whole wiiU weaker thing sparked most of it. Alberto's news finished it at the end, and then it cruise controlled from there past the finish.

 

[HylianTom]

Indeed, Iwata, Miyamoto and co. are sure to look even more sober than last quarter. The investor Q&As at the very least are the best insight we really have into where Nintendo as a company is headed. For instance, we now have a good idea that they will be trying out some DLC on Wii U in order to "fill in the gaps" between big releases. But we also know that they only plan on releasing content of actual value (presumably level packs and extra episodes rather than a new dress for Peach).

I'm more and more convinced that the 26th will indeed yield good things to talk about. Investors are going to get more and more antsy the longer this is drawn-out, especially after the yearly loss news comes out and reminds them of Nintendo's need to bring their A-game to this upcoming E3 and this generation.

We keep dukin' it out man.

Meh. Way too early for that.

 

[IceDoesntHelp]

Already on the third page?

*looks down on 50ppp people*


My nomination for the title to the fifth thread is, "Wii U Speculation Thread V: Real News?! We don't need no stinkin' real news!

That made me laugh harder than I expected.

I'm more and more convinced that the 26th will indeed yield good things to talk about. Investors are going to get more and more antsy the longer this is drawn-out, especially after the yearly loss news comes out and reminds them of Nintendo's need to bring their A-game to this upcoming E3 and this generation.

We keep dukin' it out man.
Anyway, if there isn't any info on the 26th..I don't know what I'll do.

 

[GameplayWhore]

Wow, we're already in thread four? How did the other thread get over capacity in such a short amount of time? :lol

People posted a lot.

Spoiler

we're approaching a singularity

 

[DECK'ARD]

Wow, we're already in thread four? How did the other thread get over capacity in such a short amount of time? :lol

Nintendo hopes, dreams and tears.

The Internet's most powerful renewable energy source along with cats.

 

[IceDoesntHelp]

Uh...

Lol oops, I must have missed it.

 

[GameplayWhore]

I'm more and more convinced that the 26th will indeed yield good things to talk about. Investors are going to get more and more antsy the longer this is drawn-out, especially after the yearly loss news comes out and reminds them of Nintendo's need to bring their A-game to this upcoming E3 and this generation.

It is my impression that the bulk of the Wii U related news will be about partner outreach and online (which is largely the same thing, as per their "wild west" philosophy). If we're lucky, somebody in the conference call will ask if the system is faster than existing consoles, and the answer will be affirmative but not informative.

 

[radioheadrule83]

Disappointed at thread title.

Episode IV: A New Hype was too good to waste.

co-signed


That way we can legitimately use star wars quotes when interacting with each other too. Some shmuck comes in and starts trolling people in the thread and gets rightly flamed...

"He doesn't like you.... I don't like you either!"

Hokey Kinects and PSMoves are no match for a good old tablet controller at your side kid.

Help me Reggie Fils-Aime, you're my only hope!

*someone gets the banstick* ..... "...boring conversation anyway!"

*someone comes back from banstick* "I sense something... a presence I've not felt since..."

*Wii-U games look hot at E3* "The force is strong with this one!"

*about region free* "I'm going to the Tosche station to pick up some power converters!"

 

[bgassassin]

But what if we really have real news by then?

The investors' meeting is on the 26th. We'll be on #6 by then.

 

[AceBandage]

It is my impression that the bulk of the Wii U related news will be about partner outreach and online (which is largely the same thing, as per their "wild west" philosophy). If we're lucky, somebody in the conference call will ask if the system is faster than existing consoles, and the answer will be affirmative but not informative.

What wild west approach?

 

[IceDoesntHelp]

The investors' meeting is on the 26th. We'll be on #6 by then.

Oh god, if that happens...I don't think I'll be able to handle this anymore.

 

[Redford]

Already on the third page?

*looks down on 50ppp people*


My nomination for the title to the fifth thread is, "Wii U Speculation Thread V: Real News?! We don't need no stinkin' real news!

>_>

"Wii U ST V: Some people take pleasure in terrible thread titles"

Spoiler

Kidding, Sadist ;P

 

[Linkhero1]

Where did the rumors that GTA V will be on the Wii U come from?

Also I want to be on that banner hype train!

 

[DragonSworne]

What wild west approach?

They can only serve you one shot/drink at a time

 

[IceDoesntHelp]

Where did the rumors that GTA V will be on the Wii U come from?

It only seems...right. I don't know. I just don't see it being possible that there won't be a Wii U port.

 

[AceBandage]

Where did the rumors that GTA V will be on the Wii U come from?

Also I want to be on that banner hype train!

01net started the rumor and an analyst (not Pachter) said it was pretty much gonna happen.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

It is my impression that the bulk of the Wii U related news will be about partner outreach and online (which is largely the same thing, as per their "wild west" philosophy). If we're lucky, somebody in the conference call will ask if the system is faster than existing consoles, and the answer will be affirmative but not informative.

I don't think we'll get any specific information, and definitely no game information, overall it'll just be general stuff. But that could be great too. We learned plenty about their online last time and they also teased partnerships "not previously considered" and other stuff. Who knows what we get in 2 weeks.

 

[BY2K]

What wild west approach?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6mYGcNgKn8

Aw yeah!

 

[DragonSworne]

01net started the rumor and an analyst (not Pachter) said it was pretty much gonna happen.

All we need is pachter to say it's not to WiiU and it's practically exclusive!

 

[BurntPork]

To make up for the time I missed, I promise to make half of the posts in this thread.

 

[AceBandage]

To make up for the time I missed, I promise to make half of the posts in this thread.

10,000 posts in a single thread? This I gotta see.

 

[GameplayWhore]

That way we can legitimately use star wars quotes when interacting with each other too. Some shmuck comes in and starts trolling people in the thread and gets rightly flamed...

If that happens, it'll be ruined by prequel quotes.

"Meesa Kaz Hirai!"

"A communications disruption could mean only one thing: Ninjas"

"At last we will reveal ourselves to the dudebros. At last we will have revenge."

"I don't like casual gaming. It's waggly and dumb and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is hard and core."

 

[BY2K]

To make up for the time I missed, I promise to make half of the posts in this thread.

Like hell you will.

You'd need to make a post everytime someone else does.

 

[schuelma]

I think the extent of any real news from the investor meeting would most likely be along the lines of "a new Mario game for Wii U will be launching this fiscal year"

 

[bgassassin]

>_>

"Wii U ST V: Some people take pleasure in terrible thread titles"

Spoiler

Kidding, Sadist ;P

 

[IceDoesntHelp]

To make up for the time I missed, I promise to make half of the posts in this thread.

10,000 posts by BurntPork in one thread...I cringe at the outcome.

 

[BY2K]

10,000 posts by BurntPork in one thread...I cringe at the outcome.

He's getting banned again waaaay before that happens.

 

[radioheadrule83]

If that happens, it'll be ruined by prequel quotes.

"Meesa Kaz Hirai!"

"A communications disruption could mean only one thing: Ninjas"

"At last we will reveal ourselves to the dudebros. At last we will have revenge."

"I don't like casual gaming. It's waggly and dumb and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is hard and core."

Bu.bu.but... those are actually better than all of my quotes!

 

[DragonSworne]

Nintendo WILL announce a new game during the investor conference, a big third party game.

 

[HylianTom]

If that happens, it'll be ruined by prequel quotes.

"Meesa Kaz Hirai!"

"A communications disruption could mean only one thing: Ninjas"

"At last we will reveal ourselves to the dudebros. At last we will have revenge."

"I don't like casual gaming. It's waggly and dumb and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is hard and core."

Oh god. Can we do Mel Brooks quotes instead?

It's good to be the king!

 

[IceDoesntHelp]

He's getting banned again waaaay before that happens.

lol

Nintendo WILL announce a new game during the investor conference, a big third party game.

Are you sure about that?
At the most I see us being able to see the UI.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

To make up for the time I missed, I promise to make half of the posts in this thread.

You already post overreactions, then mock people for overreacting in the same way. To double that, you'll need to overreact even harder and then mock yourself in addition to other people.

It's tough but I think you can do it.

 

[AceBandage]

I think the extent of any real news from the investor meeting would most likely be along the lines of "a new Mario game for Wii U will be launching this fiscal year"

Won't even be that. They'll tease "exciting software" for E3 and maybe some new feature for the system.

 

[GameplayWhore]

What wild west approach?

Did you forget that you yourself knew about it?

 

[HylianTom]

You already post overreactions, then mock people for overreacting in the same way. To double that, you'll need to overreact even harder and then mock yourself in addition to other people.

It's tough but I think you can do it.

(psst.. it would fit with the whole "multiple personality" theme.. hehe..)

*whistles*

 

[MatthewB92]

lol



Are you sure about that?
At the most I see us being able to see the UI.

No we are going to see a release date, price, launch line up, 6 trailers, and maybe some online news.

 

[AceBandage]

Did you forget that you yourself knew about it?

Right, just making sure you weren't serious...
Or I'd hafta snap.

 

[IceDoesntHelp]

No we are going to see a release date, price, launch line up, 6 trailers, and maybe some online news.

Getting your hopes up are we (;
I'm not gonna get my hopes up that high.

 

[GameplayWhore]

Oh god. Can we do Mel Brooks quotes instead?

It's good to be the king!

This is why you should be the "Wii U E3 OT2" theadmaster. Because your first post would be epic and full of all my favourite movies.

Spoiler

Not a fan of Men in Tights, though. Did I make a mistake in not liking it as much as his other works?

 

[Linkhero1]

It only seems...right. I don't know. I just don't see it being possible that there won't be a Wii U port.

01net started the rumor and an analyst (not Pachter) said it was pretty much gonna happen.

Now I'm expecting it to be shown for the Wii U at E3. Hype hype.

 

[Kandinsky]

Disappointed at thread title.

Episode IV: A New Hype was too good to waste.

Fucking missed oportunity right there, my god that one is perfect, Sadist should be banned from starting new threads!