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[BruiserBear]

I thought joke stories were supposed to be funny

same here

 

[bud]

my sources have told me that xbox one will come with a free ps4.

 

[Miles Quaritch]

Needs flame decals.

 

[oneida]

No, please. This can't be true. Something this hilarious can't be true.

Jesus Christ

 

[Nevasleep]

They are also programming directly to the ECU or summit or other.

 

[Marvel]

MS tries lightening the mood... get more hate, lol.

 

[thuway]

This is what happens when Beyond 3D, Paranoid Schizophrenia, Sony Hatred, and Russia fuck. They would birth this beautiful piece of shit:

http://misterxmedia.livejournal.com/



If GAF wants real comedy, just click the link above.

 

[wastedyears]

The ES RAM will allow for 4XMSAA + DX12 exclusive features + Screen Space Ray Tracing. SHAPE will take all audio processing and give the GPU 50% more headroom. Will equal a 4.9 TF Volcanic Islands AMD Dual APU Setup. Very clever MS.

Mister C Team / MisterXmedia told me this.

DF confirms this to be true. Probably.

 

[Soulflarz]

Betting the source is p4r

 

[BRocknRolla]

Between the lack of awareness and people complaining about the joke, this thread is making me lose a lot of faith in posters around here. Are we too close to new consoles to be anything but humorless cynics? Would be a real shame.

MS tries lightening the mood... get more hate, lol.

What? Try again.

 

[Ironmanxrs2]

I'll take a white Xbox One with red racing stripes plz. We'll make it the Forza edition!

 

[Ironmanxrs2]

Between the lack of awareness and people complaining about the joke, this thread is making me lose a lot of faith in posters around here. Are we too close to new consoles to be anything but humorless cynics? Would be a real shame.

It explains a lot of the dumb post lately.

 

[Mung]

How gullible are some of you?

 

[GodofWine]

The holes make the car go faster.

came to post "speed holes"

 

[bronzeP]

where's farrow with his granted cheese!

 

[Bravocado]

Not to mention the theoretically infinite number of stripes accessible in the cloud!

 

[KalBalboa]

Between the lack of awareness and people complaining about the joke, this thread is making me lose a lot of faith in posters around here. Are we too close to new consoles to be anything but humorless cynics? Would be a real shame.

I know what you mean... some people need to lighten up.

 

[nib95]

hope its true.

Sarcasm?

 

[Alucrid]

I hope they're not horizontal. The xbone doesn't need to be bigger than it already is.

 

[Krusenstern]

This is what happens when Beyond 3D, Paranoid Schizophrenia, Sony Hatred, and Russia fuck. They would birth this beautiful piece of shit:

http://misterxmedia.livejournal.com/



If GAF wants real comedy, just click the link above.

What is this? Holy shit.

 

[Relaxed Muscle]

Gotta Go-Faster

 

[Huevos de Oro]

Slap a couple Sonic stickers on it while you're at it.

 

[Law Abiding Stranger]

This is what happens when Beyond 3D, Paranoid Schizophrenia, Sony Hatred, and Russia fuck. They would birth this beautiful piece of shit:

http://misterxmedia.livejournal.com/



If GAF wants real comedy, just click the link above.

Holy shit.

 

[statham]

Sarcasm?

holy shit.

 

[ElektroDragon]

This worthy of The Onion. I hope no one actually believes this.

 

[BRocknRolla]

This is what happens when Beyond 3D, Paranoid Schizophrenia, Sony Hatred, and Russia fuck. They would birth this beautiful piece of shit:

Redacted

If GAF wants real comedy, just click the link above.

As insane as that was, I feel genuinely bad about giving that site a hit.

 

[nib95]

holy shit.

I can't tell with you as of late lol. I feel like if Microsoft announced the Xbox One would shoot water in gamers faces every time a player died, you'd find someway to talk about how it was revolutionary and awesome.

 

[FuturusX]

As insane as that was, I feel genuinely bad about giving that site a hit.

Dis.

 

[Blue Ninja]

Wow. MS really? This is pathetic.

Wait...

 

[BleachAndPepsi]

The holes make the car go faster.

This is exactly what jumped to my mind as I read OP.

 

[@____@]

Wait...

?

 

[Sub_Level]

I can't tell with you as of late lol. I feel like if Microsoft announced the Xbox One would shoot water in gamers faces every time a player died, you'd find someway to talk about how it was revolutionary and awesome.

The logistics that would go into that would in fact make it revolutionary and awesome. At that point you could apply any number of force feedback mechanisms into your game that extend beyond HURR MY CONTROLLER RUMBLIN'

Imagine getting shot and actually getting shot.

 

[Taruranto]

I read it as "strippers"

 

[Seanspeed]

Jokes aside, I think a stripe or two would look good and help distinguish the console's aesthetics a bit.

 

[Red Chocobo]

The reason so many people think this is real is because:

A: It isn't funny.

B: It sounds like something MS would actually do.

 

[statham]

I can't tell with you as of late lol. I feel like if Microsoft announced the Xbox One would shoot water in gamers faces every time a player died, you'd find someway to talk about how it was revolutionary and awesome.

That sounds cool as fuck.

 

[KalBalboa]

The reason so many people think this is real is because:

A: It isn't funny.

B: It sounds like something MS would actually do.

Joyless.

 

[Fantastical]

Eh, I liked the joke.

 

[Samyy]

The logistics that would go into that would in fact make it revolutionary and awesome. At that point you could apply any number of force feedback mechanisms into your game that extend beyond HURR MY CONTROLLER RUMBLIN'

Imagine getting shot and actually getting shot.

'Murica

 

[Nevasleep]

I can't tell with you as of late lol. I feel like if Microsoft announced the Xbox One would shoot water in gamers faces every time a player died, you'd find someway to talk about how it was revolutionary and awesome.

Somebody tell Nintendo about this, might just save the wii u.

 

[SarcasticD]

Meh. It was Ok.

 

[Monty Mole]

Wow. MS really? This is pathetic.

Oh you fool

 

[Rad-]

Wow. MS really? This is pathetic.

:lol

 

[BleachAndPepsi]

This made me smile. Thank you Microsoft.

MS tries lightening the mood... get more hate, lol.

Is it worse to think the article is real, or to know it's a joke but assume it actually came from Microsoft?

 

[@____@]

The logistics that would go into that would in fact make it revolutionary and awesome. At that point you could apply any number of force feedback mechanisms into your game that extend beyond HURR MY CONTROLLER RUMBLIN'

Imagine getting shot and actually getting shot.

Ugh why would MS do that? They'd be killing the very customer they need to buy their hardware as games, not to mention it'd be illegal.

 

[BleachAndPepsi]

Ugh why would MS do that? They'd be killing the very customer they need to buy their hardware as games, not to mention it'd be illegal.

I think he was talking about getting shot with water.

Even then: "Oh boy! I can't wait to fire up Call of Duty, then replace the carpeting again!"

 

[Captain Tuttle]

The holes make the car go faster.

came here to post this very thing

 

[Grisby]

Looking forward to racing consoles at the local milkshake establishment on Fridays nights.

 

[@____@]

I think he was talking about getting shot with water.

Even then: "Oh boy! I can't wait to fire up Call of Duty, then replace the carpeting again!"

Ah ok. Well that makes more sense.

 

[Krusenstern]

Is it worse to think the article is real, or to know it's a joke but assume it actually came from Microsoft?

Do you say it didn't come from MS? Or what are you trying to say? Marc Whitten said it and he works for Microsoft.