BruiserBear
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I thought joke stories were supposed to be funny
same here
I thought joke stories were supposed to be funny
No, please. This can't be true. Something this hilarious can't be true.
The ES RAM will allow for 4XMSAA + DX12 exclusive features + Screen Space Ray Tracing. SHAPE will take all audio processing and give the GPU 50% more headroom. Will equal a 4.9 TF Volcanic Islands AMD Dual APU Setup. Very clever MS.
Mister C Team / MisterXmedia told me this.
MS tries lightening the mood... get more hate, lol.
Between the lack of awareness and people complaining about the joke, this thread is making me lose a lot of faith in posters around here. Are we too close to new consoles to be anything but humorless cynics? Would be a real shame.
The holes make the car go faster.
Between the lack of awareness and people complaining about the joke, this thread is making me lose a lot of faith in posters around here. Are we too close to new consoles to be anything but humorless cynics? Would be a real shame.
hope its true.
This is what happens when Beyond 3D, Paranoid Schizophrenia, Sony Hatred, and Russia fuck. They would birth this beautiful piece of shit:
http://misterxmedia.livejournal.com/
If GAF wants real comedy, just click the link above.
This is what happens when Beyond 3D, Paranoid Schizophrenia, Sony Hatred, and Russia fuck. They would birth this beautiful piece of shit:
http://misterxmedia.livejournal.com/
If GAF wants real comedy, just click the link above.
Sarcasm?
This is what happens when Beyond 3D, Paranoid Schizophrenia, Sony Hatred, and Russia fuck. They would birth this beautiful piece of shit:
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If GAF wants real comedy, just click the link above.
holy shit.
As insane as that was, I feel genuinely bad about giving that site a hit.
Wow. MS really? This is pathetic.
The holes make the car go faster.
?Wait...
I can't tell with you as of late lol. I feel like if Microsoft announced the Xbox One would shoot water in gamers faces every time a player died, you'd find someway to talk about how it was revolutionary and awesome.
That sounds cool as fuck.I can't tell with you as of late lol. I feel like if Microsoft announced the Xbox One would shoot water in gamers faces every time a player died, you'd find someway to talk about how it was revolutionary and awesome.
The reason so many people think this is real is because:
A: It isn't funny.
B: It sounds like something MS would actually do.
The logistics that would go into that would in fact make it revolutionary and awesome. At that point you could apply any number of force feedback mechanisms into your game that extend beyond HURR MY CONTROLLER RUMBLIN'
Imagine getting shot and actually getting shot.
I can't tell with you as of late lol. I feel like if Microsoft announced the Xbox One would shoot water in gamers faces every time a player died, you'd find someway to talk about how it was revolutionary and awesome.
Wow. MS really? This is pathetic.
Wow. MS really? This is pathetic.
This made me smile. Thank you Microsoft.
MS tries lightening the mood... get more hate, lol.
The logistics that would go into that would in fact make it revolutionary and awesome. At that point you could apply any number of force feedback mechanisms into your game that extend beyond HURR MY CONTROLLER RUMBLIN'
Imagine getting shot and actually getting shot.
Ugh why would MS do that? They'd be killing the very customer they need to buy their hardware as games, not to mention it'd be illegal.
The holes make the car go faster.
I think he was talking about getting shot with water.
Even then: "Oh boy! I can't wait to fire up Call of Duty, then replace the carpeting again!"
Is it worse to think the article is real, or to know it's a joke but assume it actually came from Microsoft?