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[Ahasverus]

I can finally find that one song again!

 

[NewGame]

In jail.

In jail.

.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS6-uw68DJQ

 

[JimJamJones]

 

[Royal_Phalanx]

A lot of video games, Reddit and porn. Only embarrasing things would be how much I look at /r/gonewild and recently Overwatch porn. Who knew there are girls on Pornhub who like having sex whilst dressed as D.va?

 

[Verelios]

Does this include incognito? Because if so then I had no knowledge of most things that were searched, seen or clicked on.

 

[17 Seconds]

this here is a man who loves titties

 

[Triforce141]

Google and Microsoft already know what I'm doing, what difference will it be if others do too?

 

[Breads]

From the late 90s to the late 2000s I pirated most of the software I used.

Not just games but software from Adobe, Autodesk, Corel, dozens of third party plugins, thousands of fonts. I did an estimate once and if not counting any fines the money I would have owed had I paid for a lot of the software (which includes many versions throughout the years) was staggering.

Then we get to the movies, anime, and music. Talking bout pirating from the IRC servbot days to paid FTP access... for pirated works. I was nuts when as a kid I finally got the much dreamt about highspeed internet. I pirated way more than I actually consumed, which was already a lot. Especially true for books downloaded.

Then there is the fact that I am one of the most prolific furry porn artists. That reveal would be awkward af to work and home contacts.

 

[PixelatedBookake]

A lot of video games, Reddit and porn. Only embarrasing things would be how much I look at /r/gonewild and recently Overwatch porn. Who knew there are girls on Pornhub who like having sex whilst dressed as D.va?

 

[radios shipping overview]

A lot of video games, Reddit and porn. Only embarrasing things would be how much I look at /r/gonewild and recently Overwatch porn. Who knew there are girls on Pornhub who like having sex whilst dressed as D.va?

There is nothing embarrassing about /r/gonewild.

 

[pixelation]

People would get to know the real me, and i think that'd be good.

 

[JadedWriter]

I'd probably never get another date again...so nothing would change much...as long as my bosses never see it.

 

[17 Seconds]

wrong thread

 

[wildfire]

Most of what I do could be public knowledge but some of it would inconvenience me because some people would judge me too harshly.


I actually would hope some people would be inspired to find the content i consume that could be unique and enriching to them.

 

[CosmicGroinPull]

Yeah nothing bad in terms of my taste in porn, but nevertheless, jail.

 

[Hypemaster]

 

[FUME5]

From the late 90s to the late 2000s I pirated most of the software I used.

Not just games but software from Adobe, Autodesk, Corel, dozens of third party plugins, thousands of fonts. I did an estimate once and if not counting any fines the money I would have owed had I paid for a lot of the software (which includes many versions throughout the years) was staggering.

Then we get to the movies, anime, and music. Talking bout pirating from the IRC servbot days to paid FTP access... for pirated works. I was nuts when as a kid I finally got the much dreamt about highspeed internet. I pirated way more than I actually consumed, which was already a lot. Especially true for books downloaded.

Then there is the fact that I am one of the most prolific furry porn artists. That reveal would be awkward af to work and home contacts.

Hahahahahahahahaha

 

[WrenchNinja]

Arrr mateys, I be walking the plank

 

[Fj0823]

So much porn

So much Hentai

So many torrents

Edit: Also this was the plot of a recent south park episode

 

[Evil Monkey DTT]

Guess I gotta explain the porn, well shit.

 

[Warm Machine]

You can't prove it was me using the computer!

 

[Zee-Row]

People will just know I'm into mature porn

 

[Luminaire]

You can't prove it was me using the computer!

 

[Brawly Likes to Brawl]

"man, you sure do like gay porn"

 

[Borgnine]

Why don't I have a seat over here?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I'd be fine. I'm a pure angel and I've never looked up anything naughty. 0

 

[The Jazz Cabbage Master]

In jail.

In jail.

.

wouldn't be in jail (how does that even happen?) but my porn habits alone would seriously fuck me up

oh and a lot of pirating, so that might land me in jail? idk

This thread is gonna be great to read. I am already cackling at the above.

 

[old manatee]

I think society will be impressed by how far-ranging my tastes in pornography are. Disgusted, but impressed.

 

[Setsuna]

Look, im not saying I would be in Jail, but I would be in Jail

 

[Alebrije]

 

[K.Jack]

Really wouldn't give a fuck.

I mean, my taste in erotic materials is about the worst thing to reveal. That doesn't embarrass me though.

 

[Manu]

 

[Auto_aim1]

Good luck going through that shit. I can't even go through a week of history to find a certain link.

 

[Sianos]

I guess I'd retroactively be out an extra $20 in taxes.

 

[kevin1025]

I think people would be absolutely disgusted with me.

To watch that much television and look up the same thing so many times due to forgetfulness... it's unforgivable.

 

[ldar247]

 

[massoluk]

I may contemplate suicide. Holy shit, so much porn and weird fetishes

 

[GamerJM]

It's probably too huge for people to go through to care. Some fucked up shit burred upon literally hundreds of thousands of GameFAQs, NeoGAF, 4Chan (from when I was younger), YouTube, and GameSpot pages each.

 

[Chained Prometheus]

I don't even want to think about it... God, this is such a terrifying thought for me to consider.

 

[Muskieratboi]

"That's a *Disturbing* amount of Cartoon Pornography, sir."

 

[G-Bus]

Hmm.....

Wife might divorce me.

Hahaha.....

Edit:

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Yup.

 

[Biske]

Eh who gives a fuck, so I jerk off. Thats a lil whoop. People need to stop making a big whoop out of it.


Anyone who claims they have a clean shameless browsing history is either a liar, boring, or a boring liar.

 

[Nealand Liquor]

People would find out I watch porn in 5-10 minute spans.

Not a single person would be surprised.

 

[RSP]

I downloaded some MP3's and Romz back in the days. Guess it's jail for me too.

 

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[WaterAstro]

Does this include incognito? Because if so then I had no knowledge of most things that were searched, seen or clicked on.

I would say it will because your ISP tracks sites that you visit. Incognito protects you from recording your own browsing history locally.

 

[Fuu]

porn aside I search a LOT of random shit for my writing. I can't even begin to imagine what my whole browser history looks like right now.

 

[LeonSPBR]

Jail time for me.

 

[Rodney McKay]

Whatever I'm looking at, apparently it's giving me GAF ads of...

Eeeshh

Hahaha, I literally saw that ad one page before seeing your post.

 

[TissueBox]

Let's take it one step further: due to great advancements in neurotechnology your whole life history becomes available in the public domain, as seen through your eyes. Log in to NeuNetwork now to check out what that old co-worker of yours was like in grade school!

Cue Radiohead's Vidoetape...