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[Jinfash]

I join ************ or ************* then *****, *****, *****, ***** until I'm unbanned.

 

[snesfreak]

Seeing snesfreak replying to neogaf posts through his twitter account when he was banned is one of the saddest things I've ever seen. I saw it once and couldn't go back again.

I did it for the lulz.

 

[Wubby]

I go back to lurking and spend more time building models.

 

[toxicgonzo]

Get outside, find a girlfriend, cure cancer but hopefully I never get banned.

 

[Revolutionary]

File a complaint with the Better Business Bureau

 

[EnderWiggles]

Install adblock

Spoiler

Oh god what have I done, see you on the other siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddeeeeeee

 

[Numpt3]

Install adblock

Spoiler

Oh god what have I done, see you on the other siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddeeeeeee

Or is that.... un-install ad block?

 

[AZ Greg]

Go somewhere else and complain.

Spoiler

Do people still do that when they get banned? Haha.

 

[Plywood]

I'd cut myself into pieces. It'd be my last resort.

 

[Corky]

Well... I do know Evilore's name.

 

[KevinCow]

Go somewhere else and complain.

Spoiler

Do people still do that when they get banned? Haha.

Oa?

ARE YOU A GREEN LANTERN

 

[The Faceless Master]

Whats the first thing you do?

tell people how long the ban length is.

 

[54-46!]

Browse /v/

 

[KO Traveling Hobo]

Wake up in a cold sweat.

 

[parrotbeak]

Keep refreshing until the ban is lifted.

 

[mxgt]

Log out and continue browsing.

 

[Emily Chu]

Lurk logged off

4chan

Pizza

Porn

Escorts

 

[Monocle]

Turn on some Linkin' Park and stuff an entire package of Chips Ahoy into my mouth with my left hand while my right claws bloody grooves in the wall.

 

[Forceatowulf]

The first thing?

Then I try to move on.

 

[zoukka]

I'll be more productive for one month.
Loitering on my PC drops dramatically.
I'm more social.
I play more games.

 

[RELAYER]

Seeing snesfreak replying to neogaf posts through his twitter account when he was banned is one of the saddest things I've ever seen. I saw it once and couldn't go back again.

Damn.
Poor guy.

 

[Scrow]

stop procrastinating on more important things

 

[Anteater]

This would be me

 

[Sadsic]

be sad

 

[OddSpoon]

Install adblock

Spoiler

Oh god what have I done, see you on the other siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddeeeeeee

Log into my backup account.

Spoiler

Oh god what have I done, see you on the other siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddeeeeeee

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

Go to youtube and start posting shitty comments on every video linked here. EFF YA GAF!

 

[Pandaman]

clear cookies.
note which mods were online at the time.
find gaffers.
complain about those mods.

 

[Log4Girlz]

Turn on some Linkin' Park and stuff an entire package of Chips Ahoy into my mouth with my left hand while my right claws bloody grooves in the wall.

Oh man, now I want some chips ahoy.

 

[Boozeroony]

I always take a good shit, while rethinking further actions.

 

[windowlurker]

Honestly would just continue to read GAF.

My posts are horse shit anyways and my opinions are basically reconstructed posts from other members.

 

[bjaelke]

I'll learn from my mistakes.

 

[Ryaaan14]

Having only been banned once (a couple weeks ago) I will say that it feels pretty similar to coming at a crossroads in real life, like deciding to punch someone's face in after they have taunted you by other means than physical violence. Realizing keeping your mouth shut and carrying on will leave you with more regret than actually committing the act knowing full well the repercussions.

So with that said, I will gladly link my closest GAF friends to the thread via messenger, have a good chuckle/conversation, and spend the rest of the night drinking. Wake up the next day, and clear my cookies.

 

[zoukka]

My posts are horse shit anyways and my opinions are basically reconstructed posts from other members.

Welcome to human communication.

 

[jaxword]

I always take a good shit, while rethinking further actions.

Well, yeah, we're talking about your banning, not your posting.












Woop woop woop.

 

[KevinCow]

This would be me

More like

 

[Xenon]

Shoot the hostage!

 

[Kentpaul]

I wouldn't get banned because i have read the TOS and know the score.

I'd never break the rules.

 

[noah111]

I wouldn't get banned because i have read the TOS and know the score.

I'd never break the rules.

*waits for mod to tell us how many times you've really been banned*

 

[Ryaaan14]

I wouldn't get banned because i have read the TOS and know the score.

I'd never break the rules.

This response feels like "If you could only save x or y, which would it be?" "Both."

 

[lunchtoast]

I would just lurk, because that's what I mostly do.

 

[Boozeroony]

Well, yeah, we're talking about your banning, not your posting.


Woop woop woop.

You know what's funny? The times I have taken a shit after being banned, I look down the toilet and I see Samuel L. Jackson's face.

Bish is haunting me.

 

[KO Traveling Hobo]

I wouldn't get banned because i have read the TOS and know the score.

I'd never break the rules.

Kentpaul
When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
(Today, 05:07 AM)

For some reason I'm inclined to doubt you.

 

[Brannon]

Banned from GAF? That's like dividing by zero [/smug].

 

[Kabouter]

You know what's funny? The times I have taken a shit after being banned, I look down the toilet and I see Samuel L. Jackson's face.

Bish is haunting me.

I can guarantee you you're just seeing things

 

[Patrick Bateman]

 

[CurlySaysX]

Head over to OAs.

 

[yogloo]

I stop believing.

 

[Bolt Vanderhuge]

Not give a fuck.

 

[moojito]

The thing I'd miss most would be my subsriptions. I can't imagine browsing gaf without those.

 

[Blastoise]

DDoS the shit out of it.