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I thought my headphones were plugged in but they weren't

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kirby_fox

Banned
This is why I rarely watch porn.

You never know when you're going to be at home alone with your younger teenage sister across the room trying to sleep, and just really need to watch with the sound on.
 
C

CheesecakeRecipe

Stormy Grey
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S

Sailor

Member
OP how long did you watch these videos for before you noticed your headphones weren't it? By the way I'm reading your posts it sounds like at least a solid 10 mins.
 
S

striferser

Huge Nickleback Fan
EightBitNate said:
Ok, this was my mindset:

1. Man I'm really bored, maybe I'll watch some porn (and eventually get off)

2. But I don't feel like getting up to go to the bathroom

3. I know, I'll find the right video while I'm laying in bed, then get up to finish

Start watching a couple videos

4. HOLY SHIT MY HEADPHONES AREN'T PLUGGED IN
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No. 2 is the reason this fuck up happen. Don't be lazy....

Bold
What? I always make sure my headphone are plug in during the 1st scene...
Is it that short video?
 
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demolitio

Member
So glad to witness one of these weird threads early in its lifespan.

We even got an M. Night Shyamalan twist in the story when we find out he actually WAS planning to get off. I guess you could call that the... ...climax of the story?
 
Velcro Fly

Velcro Fly

Member
Is this going to be the type of thread where the sister comes to GAF too and chimes in her response here to make things super awkward?
 
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Game-Biz

Member
brokenbeans said:
This isn't the first time you've done this is it?
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This will happen again, or it’s happened before, or both. It's fantasy enactment. Ritual. Fetishization. Iconography. This is his vision. His body as a paraphilic love map...An attachment of physical lust to fantasies and practices forbidden by society...He might not have known his earplugs were unplugged, but this idea goes way back with him. This kind of thing does not happen in a vacuum. I guarantee this wasn't his first. It's too specific.
 
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brokenbeans

Banned
Game-Biz said:
This will happen again, or it’s happened before, or both. It's fantasy enactment. Ritual. Fetishization. Iconography. This is his vision. His body as a paraphilic love map...An attachment of physical lust to fantasies and practices forbidden by society...He might not have known his earplugs were unplugged, but this idea goes way back with him. This kind of thing does not happen in a vacuum. I guarantee this wasn't his first. It's too specific.
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This is deep.
 
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maomaoIYP

Member
If your sister was actually awake and noticed you masturbating away, at some point she'll begin to wonder if you "accidentally" left your headphones unplugged to "show" her that you were watching porn, and you know, not watching her sleep.
 
tekumseh

tekumseh

a mass of phermones, hormones and adrenaline just waiting to explode
The second thing you need to do in the morning, after you throw yourself on the mercy of your sister's ability to forgive, is make an appointment to get your hearing checked, because if you had headphones on, and couldn't tell that they weren't plugged in, you have a hearing problem...
 
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