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[cyberheater]

green represents noises

Top work my man. Top work. LOL.

 

[Twilight Gap]

lol this thread is too rich. inb4tag

 

[Rlan]

 

[B-Dubs]

What your poor sister saw

#dead

 

[Axiology]

Even with the headphones in you wouldn't have been safe, OP. Especially if the porn noises were really "full blast" and you identified them from their echo on the walls. Like, unless you got those headphones doctors do ear tests with you probably would have been leaking noise.

Pounding it in your sister's room? Not even once.

 

[Mortemis]

What your poor sister saw

Wtf I'm literally dying over here. Ohhh shit.

 

[Monocle]

The only way to preserve your honor is to fap to completion while staring your sister in the eye.

 

[Cody_D165]

What your poor sister saw

 

[Shiggie]

Out of curiosity OP, how did you draw your pic? On the iPad? Where are you now?

....word.
hilarious thread tho.

 

[Zekes!]

You know OP was getting off on that thrill

 

[EatChildren]

 

[Maddocks]

you have two options.

1. you play the porn and when she brings it up you don't even flinch and say,"yeah, problem?" and flip that shit on her making it seem like shes from 1835.

2. Jump in her bed and have sex.

That's it. Only things you can do to save your relationship with your sister.

 

[cyberheater]

What your poor sister saw

Fooking hell. Lol lol lol.

Funniest thread I've read in a long while.

 

[Demon Ice]

the spiderman covers and shit on the walls omg

 

[HUELEN10]

I make avatars when I'm bored; trying doing that instead some time OP.

I'm now laughing and crying at 2 in the morning; lost it at the bedsheets.

 

[Cody_D165]

oh god i can't

i fucking can't take this shit LOL this thread man

the chick's foot lmao

 

[Steamlord]

holy fucking shit

 

[Mortemis]

The spiderman covers omfg. I'm crying.

 

[CheesecakeRecipe]

 

[bigkrev]

The framed pictures are slaying me. I'm dead

 

[Demon Ice]

Aquamarine's paint job is easily in the top 5 funniest posts I've seen on GAF though, I almost rolled out of my chair.

 

[Shiggie]

lololol someone should shop 60s spidernan in the picture frames

 

[ganon]

green represents noises

May want to consider that again OP

AHAHAHAHA XD

 

[theprodigy]

Aquamarine's paint job is easily in the top 5 funniest posts I've seen on GAF though, I almost rolled out of my chair.

it ain't even the best post in this thread

 

[corduroyCUCK]

hahahhahahahaha. this thread. jesus.

hahaha. it wont stop. stop it guys. have some self control, unlike OP

 

[Demon Ice]

it ain't even the best post in this thread

I don't know man, this:

is almost too much for me to take

 

[Shiggie]

I don't know man, this:

is almost too much for me to take

hes pointing his penis toward his sister


HaHAHAHAHhhhaahahahahhaahaha.

 

[Dr.Acula]

God tier.

 

[The Tofunator]

Good grief, I've been fighting off a cold, and now my throat is sore again from laughing so hard. Thanks GAF.

 

[Ampersands]

amazing

 

[DoktorEvil]

I don't know man, this:

is almost too much for me to take

OMG, STOP! I CANT BREATHE!

 

[cameron]

May want to consider that again OP

Damn.


To the OP, use the friggin' bathroom. What were you thinking?

At a certain age, all siblings know or assume that their bro/sis watches porn and masturbates. But no one (NO ONE) expects them to do it in the same room while they're sleeping.

She may try to pretend that it never happened but she will fail miserably. If she's vindictive, she'll tell all her friends about how creepy/pervy you are. This is the type of shit she will lean over and whisper to your wife on your wedding day.

 

[jaxword]

Alright I'm just going to leave the "sorry" note and go to bed.

 

[malfcn]

Knew this would be about "adult entertainment" - if she heard anything maybe she thought it was the parents.

 

[Secret Fawful]

Onii-chan? Onii-chan, what are you doing?

What was that sound, Onii-chan?

 

[WhiskeyDiver]

That banner ad...

 

[Alchemy]

Excuse while I convince my wife we need Spiderman blankets.

 

[davepoobond]

You should find something she would like to watch and invite her over. It could be your first date

 

[HUELEN10]

That banner ad...

Wow, what are the chances of that?

I don't know man, this:

is almost too much for me to take

Here, have a tamer one. No more though.

 

[CheezyMac88]

 

[Twilight Gap]

 

[cyberheater]

Lol. This thread continues to deliver.

 

[The Maverick]

Elevated to GOAT level mod. Lost it at the sheets.

 

[Devolution]

Edit: HOLY SHIT IM NOT A CHRONIC MASTURBATOR

you god damn liar

 

[Sinfamy]

Why are people on NeoGAF so weird?

All threads start with a title that makes some sense and then get weird!

I was watching "adult entertainment" with my sister in the room.
I don't think I got the job, my job coach sat in on my interview.

 

[Pops Maellard]

This thread is one of the best things I've ever seen on GAF.

 

[RedShift]

Ok, this was my mindset:

1. Man I'm really bored, maybe I'll watch some porn (and eventually get off)

2. But I don't feel like getting up to go to the bathroom

3. I know, I'll find the right video while I'm laying in bed, then get up to finish

Start watching a couple videos

4. HOLY SHIT MY HEADPHONES AREN'T PLUGGED IN

So just to be clear you're still pretending you weren't wanking under the covers?

 

[Linkyn]

Ok, that one got me pretty bad.

Nice to see the threat kept improving while I was out.

 

[DoubleTake]

My fucking face is stuck! Its too late to be laughing like this lol Thank you OP HAHAHA

 

[Malo]

ROFL this thread is amazing.