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[HUELEN10]

So just to be clear you're still pretending you weren't wanking under the covers?

Holy shit OP, you actually were fapping? What, we're you just gonna let it all go in the other room when you were ready? Jeez lousie...

OP, didn't you learn anything from Ricky? In the privacy of your own room man, in the privacy of your own room. Even Ricky knows how to do it right, even freaking Ricky.

 

[malfcn]

God tier.
#dead

 

[CreepingFear]

2AM here and I'm sober, but this thread is still way too funny.

 

[Ampersands]

Why are people on NeoGAF so weird?

All threads start with a title that makes some sense and then get weird!

I was watching "adult entertainment" with my sister in the room.
I don't think I got the job, my job coach sat in on my interview.

I appreciate the vagueness of thread titles. You never know what's going to be waiting for you inside.

I was expecting that OP accidentally played his music during class. But it turned out to be porn in front of his sister. I'm not complaining.

 

[AzureSkies]

I'm in tears laughing.

help

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

With those sticky hands it's hard to quit the porn.

 

[gribbles]

Pretty sure this is the plot an incest hentai.

 

[forknknife]

Ah man, i love waking up to these threads while i go to work. Amazing work guys!

 

[Zombie James]

Say you were watching women's tennis highlights.

 

[Raptomex]

I'm fucking crying. I think I woke up the entire house.

 

[Dennis]

Meanwhile, on the other side of the door.

 

[Mistel]

I just read the whole thread wow, who watches porn right near a sibling? That just seems creepy and weird.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Turn the volume all the way up, make her know what you are doing so she knows for sure and can look away.

 

[Shiggie]

Meanwhile, on the other side of the door.

hahaha it wont end

 

[Ban Puncher]

 

[malfcn]

It's going to be real awkward when his sister heard the moans earlier, and the crying now.

 

[undrtakr900]

Oh God this entire thread has me laughing/crying histerically :lol

 

[Kaizer]

Meanwhile, on the other side of the door.

This fucking thread, I swear has put me in tears from laughter.

 

[adamsappel]

What a thread!

 

[hokagespit]

Calm down I wasn't stroking it or anything.

You mean to tell me that you've never watched stuff with non-suspecting people in the room?

And like I said she would have no idea what I'm doing. It was a bad call but I didn't think too much of it

And yes, she's of age thank god.

if i hear snoring its game regardless of who is in the room

ive done the same thing OP. get porn brain and sometimes you just cant tell

 

[hokagespit]

bring up a youtube clip from irreversible or something and play it so you have a good cover. something along those lines just to ease the paranoia

 

[Eknots]

I was thinking of doing this.

Should I just start laughing like I'm watching a show or something?

I can't tell if she's awake. I know she usually snores pretty loud when she sleeps but Im not hearing anything.

just say you were watching this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taIhnjbCYbU

 

[Falcs]

Fuck me, just when I start to think I need to give GAF a break for a while I run into a thread like this.
I fucking love this website!

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

OMG im fuckin dying

 

[Jimnymebob]

Meanwhile, on the other side of the door.

Well.
That's me done.

 

[Pkaz01]

I don't know if the tell her you are watching Game of Thrones recommendations are sincere or not but that is the worst possible show to use as an example especially with all the incest lol

 

[Persona7]

on a scale of green to purple how many times a week do you pound off while a family member is sleeping in a close proximity?

 

[Napoleonthechimp]

I realized this when I can hear the echo of a ladies voice in the room. I lift up one earcup and lo and behold, I got porn noises playing full-blast throughout my little sisters room

Oh sweet baby jesus... that is the stuff of nightmares.

But... oh so funny when it's happening to someone else.

 

[SuicidalSteve]

his spider sense certainly wasn't the one tingling

 

[Fury Sense]

omfg... i've been online. how did i miss this thread a few hours ago?

op i hope she carries out a swift and fitting revenge masturbation tomorrow night

 

[cameron]

op i hope she carries out a swift and fitting revenge masturbation tomorrow night

At least she can pretend the buzzing/vibration noise was just her phone. The OP has no excuse.

 

[TCRS]

 

[DBT85]

Ohhhhh this thread is going down in history.


You watched porn while your sister was in the room.

Jesus.

 

[Alienous]

just say you were watching this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taIhnjbCYbU

Actually, that seems like it could work.

OP I'm sure your sister would appreciate the irony.

 

[R.I.P]

Just read through this thread and I'm fucking dying!
Subscribed for the morning aftermath, OP better deliver.

 

[Jazzy Network]

OP can't be serious. I refuse to believe this story is true.

 

[red731]

Finished reading this

I can't believe people aren't in ninja mode and double checking when doing this with people near and even closer. You are no ninja, you cassualy looking at porn you.

 

[Gaz Pwnage]

LMAO. Another legendary GAF thread.

 

[Goodlife]

Just to help you out in future OP

 

[Deleted member 125677]

SISTER IN ROOM = NO FAP FAP / PORN WATCHING

How hard can it be? It's an iPad, it's portable. Take that shit to the bathroom/private area, son.

 

[eso76]

why shouldn't he watch porn if his sister is in the room ?
i don't get this.

You think that's creepy ?

When i broke my femur i was hospitalized for almost one month, i was 13.
In the same hospital room there was a guy around my age (who also broke a femur) who happened to have a pretty good looking big sister who sometimes came to visit and take care of him; nice cleavage, decent legs, often wearing miniskirts.
One day after lunch they both fell asleep and she fell asleep on the chair with her legs open enough i could see her underwear from where i was laying.

And i said what the fuck, why not.

 

[Aeneas]

This thread is gold

But seriously, wtf are you doing op. And you making a big deal out of it is just making it worse.

 

[thenexus6]

You were sent a link from someone at work!!

 

[Ban Puncher]

This is just like one of my Japanese animes!

 

[GorillaJu]

I jerked off in my sleeping bag in the tent trailer on a family camping trip while everyone was sleeping once. I was like 14 and I couldn't help it, we went on a trip literally the day after I had my first real make-out session with a girl and I was in boner city. I was as quiet as possible and my sister was still awake. She asked what I was doing and I said I was playing Pokemon on my Game Boy. She said I was shaking the tent trailer, so I said sorry I'll play less intensely. She also walked in on me another time when she flung the door open to my room. She asked why I was under the covers and why my knees were up. I don't remember my excuse that time but I am pretty certain she saw right through my facade.

 

[Deleted member 125677]

 

[Dennis]

Come on GAF, lets be honest - we have all been there.....

Oh wait, we haven't.

 

[MikeHattsu]

 

[jayu26]

As soon as I read the thread title, I knew exactly what the OP was going to be...

Edit: except for the "same room as teenage sister" part...

 

[_Ryo_]

OP should have watched HBO. Nudity and sexual tension without the stigma of pornography. That way if he was caught he could at least say he's watching it for the story and it could even be true.