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Sai-kun · Jan 4, 2015

kmax said:
that delivery

those remixes

this thread

i'm in love with this gif and post

Gumbie · Jan 4, 2015

OP don't give two fucks posting that real shit. Mad props bro.

Hell it was worth it for the reaction gifs alone.

WickedLaharl · Jan 4, 2015

Jason's Ultimatum said:
I sent the recording to my friend at work so we could both listen to it. It was pretty damn hot. So hot that I grabbed the zip lock bag from my lunch, covered my penis with it with a rubber band tied around my penis, came back from break, and used my imagination and blew a load in the zip lock bag while helping customers.

Thank you

Violet_0 · Jan 4, 2015

royalan said:
f it had instead been "My girlfriend likes to tickle the skin around my butthole when we fuck, I'm uncomfortable" would people have been clamoring for proof? Most likely not.

I'm not so sure about this

HOMEBOY OVER HERE · Jan 4, 2015

How the hell do you date someone for an entire year and not have sex with them? Fucking hell

Aselith · Jan 4, 2015

HOMEBOY OVER HERE said:
How the hell do you date someone for an entire year and not have sex with them? Fucking hell

This is about that point that terrisus will start in.

vikki · Jan 4, 2015

That was a pretty good thank you. I'm not sure what all the hubbub was about.

davepoobond · Jan 4, 2015

HOMEBOY OVER HERE said:
How the hell do you date someone for an entire year and not have sex with them? Fucking hell

maybe sometimes love transcends sex

malfcn · Jan 4, 2015

Wow.
Up there with another forum that had a dude creampie his gf with a post-it note and his forum name on it.

PS3GamerKyle · Jan 4, 2015

I love this thread. I've been stalking it but never involved myself in it. Now I feel I must. OP, you've done an amazing job. This is the GAF of old that I fell in love with. Bravo.

10/10

mdubs · Jan 4, 2015

Summary for those joining before Mandrake joins us:

OP and girlfriend start having sex after he buys her $1000 necklace, she is sensitive to criticism and her saying "thank you" after oral sex bugs OP. OP asks GAF for advice how to tell her.

egruntz said:
GAF,

Relationship problems. Well more of an annoyance really. I've been with my girlfriend for a couple years now. First year we had no sexual relations. She intended to save herself for marriage to comply with her religious scruples, but she sort of dropped that after I bought her a $1,000 necklace lol. Anyway, starting off, sex was kind of bad, to be honest. But we've both been very open with each other and have communicated what we wanted and so forth. This would be good and bad. Any time I tried to tell her something I didn't like that she did, she would get very, very hurt. Nearly every time that's happened, sex flat out stopped for about three weeks or so. Well now I have another thing that I want to tell her bothers me, but I don't want to hurt her feelings, so I was hoping you guys could give me some advice on how to go about it subtly.

Anyway, after I finish, she just stops, looks in my eyes, and breaths, "Thank you." Then she's forcing out a giggle after it. It's definitely not her laugh. I don't know where that's coming from. Well this has been going on for about two weeks. At first I didn't know if I liked it or disliked it. As time went on I firmly decided it bugs me. Last night I wasn't able to finish cause all I could think about was how she was gonna say those words in her airy tone. Fucking bizarre. She's never made this sort of change with her demeanor before either. Maybe she's trying to be more kinky? I don't know. So do you guys know of some tricks or tips to gently lay it on her that it's not sexy and I want her to stop? GAF, please note, I'd like to have sex throughout the next three weeks.

People question why OP would have problem with this, OP clarifies:

egruntz said:
I guess because it doesn't seem like it's her. She's always been pretty passive and chill when having sex. We'd just kiss, breath, and fuck. Maybe some moaning but never anything exuberant. She started watching porn recently, and I feel like she's trying to mimic some of the stuff she's seeing? And it just doesn't seem genuine to me, and it just kills the overall mood.

I'm really into her. =/ I'm gonna marry her. Just a small sex issue I'd like to work out is all.

Been trying not to go into detail, but in multiple circumstances. Two nights ago it was during oral. I busted in her mouth. She looked up, licked her lips, said "thank you [my name]", then giggled. I was like "...Heheh" and then I laid down. It may be when we're in missionary and I finish inside her. She'll just start scratching my back--she does this usually and I love it a lot--and then she pulls up my head and says it. I'm like why ruin it

Then,

Delibes said:
I think the only solution is for you to place a recorder right before having sex. Then edit said video to only include the Thank you part, because nobody on gaf wants to hear op moaning, and then upload to YouTube so we can decide together whether she does say it in a creepy way or if it is just a genuine thank you.

I await a response.

OP goes missing for a few days then reappears, delivering:

egruntz said:
Don't say OP didn't fucking deliver.

Took advice from a friend and suggested to her that we record ourselves having sex. That way on the playback she can hear herself and maybe come to the conclusion that it's weird herself. She was much more tame when we were recording. No "good boys" or super loud moans or anything. She did say thank you at the end again though. Guess she just loves doing it. I think I'll get over it... I love her.

Queue the remixes:

Samowski said:
Rumor is the trap remix is out :

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oLHzwUWgFZ

In summary:

kmax said:
that delivery

those remixes

this thread

ElMexiMerican · Jan 4, 2015

OP Delivers:

When the remixes came:

This is gonna be a great year GAF.

Futurematic · Jan 4, 2015

I'm mistaken: OP, good call talking to her. Basically like half of all critiques feels correct, though. Alas.

(please remove) Where is my dancing rabbit?

Edit: wrong thread.

Edit: All Caps was rude.

Edit: Erasing history Reg #168.

Edit: All caps actually removed. Idiot.

Edit: Brought back topic comment.

Edit: Intercapping remains approximated.

Ghazi · Jan 4, 2015

This is twice now that GAF has delivered today.

i-Jest · Jan 4, 2015

egruntz said:
Don't say OP didn't fucking deliver.

Took advice from a friend and suggested to her that we record ourselves having sex. That way on the playback she can hear herself and maybe come to the conclusion that it's weird herself. She was much more tame when we were recording. No "good boys" or super loud moans or anything. She did say thank you at the end again though. Guess she just loves doing it. I think I'll get over it... I love her.

ThisisNeogaf.gif

Neoxon · Jan 4, 2015

HOMEBOY OVER HERE said:
How the hell do you date someone for an entire year and not have sex with them? Fucking hell

It's not uncommon. I dated someone for 9 months & didn't do a single sexual act (not a year, but my point still stands).

-ImaginaryInsider · Jan 4, 2015

OP: So listen...You know how you say "thank you" after we have sex?

GF: Yes...

OP: Well, not only do I hate that, but I went to a videogame message board to ask a group of complete strangers to indeed confirm you saying "thank you" is awkward.

GF: *silence*

OP: Oh and I told everyone you put out for expensive jewelry, and other random intimate details, but only as a discussion of your various sexual ineptitudes dictated.

GF: *silence*

OP: Anyway, there are still some people that don't think you saying "thank you" is weird and awkward, which it obviously is.

GF: *silence*

OP: Would you be willing to let me record audio of you being awkward during sex, then post that online, so I can prove once and for all how awkward and weird you are during sex to strangers on a videogame message board?

GF: ...Sure!!!

SquiddyCracker · Jan 4, 2015

Jason's Ultimatum said:
I sent the recording to my friend at work so we could both listen to it. It was pretty damn hot. So hot that I grabbed the zip lock bag from my lunch, covered my penis with it with a rubber band tied around my penis, came back from break, and used my imagination and blew a load in the zip lock bag while helping customers.

PhoenixDark · Jan 4, 2015

Jason's Ultimatum said:
I sent the recording to my friend at work so we could both listen to it. It was pretty damn hot. So hot that I grabbed the zip lock bag from my lunch, covered my penis with it with a rubber band tied around my penis, came back from break, and used my imagination and blew a load in the zip lock bag while helping customers.

wut

neoism · Jan 4, 2015

You dont deserve this girl OP

Holy SHIT this thread...

SystemBug · Jan 4, 2015

So this was a brag thread right? After the evidence it pretty much confirms it

SquiddyCracker · Jan 4, 2015

-ImaginaryInsider said:
OP: So listen...You know how you say "thank you" after we have sex?

GF: Yes...

OP: Well, not only do I hate that, but I went to a videogame message board to ask a group of complete strangers to indeed confirm you saying "thank you" is awkward.

GF: *silence*

OP: Oh and I told everyone you put out for expensive jewelry, and other random intimate details, but only as a discussion of your various sexual ineptitudes dictated.

GF: *silence*

OP: Anyway, there are still some people that don't think you saying "thank you" is weird and awkward, which it obviously is.

GF: *silence*

OP: Would you be willing to let me record audio of you being awkward during sex, then post that online, so I can prove once and for all how awkward and weird you are during sex to strangers on a videogame message board?

GF: ...Sure!!!

OP is the hero we deserve

Neoxon · Jan 4, 2015

Jason's Ultimatum said:
I sent the recording to my friend at work so we could both listen to it. It was pretty damn hot. So hot that I grabbed the zip lock bag from my lunch, covered my penis with it with a rubber band tied around my penis, came back from break, and used my imagination and blew a load in the zip lock bag while helping customers.

Ghazi · Jan 4, 2015

Jason's Ultimatum said:
I sent the recording to my friend at work so we could both listen to it. It was pretty damn hot. So hot that I grabbed the zip lock bag from my lunch, covered my penis with it with a rubber band tied around my penis, came back from break, and used my imagination and blew a load in the zip lock bag while helping customers.

u wot m8

JTripper · Jan 4, 2015

I love this world.

Stinkles · Jan 4, 2015

yankeeforever2 said:
I didn't expect this when I came back into this thread.

And yet we still can't watch a rabbit jamming to a tune properly.

Xpike · Jan 4, 2015

Jason's Ultimatum said:
I sent the recording to my friend at work so we could both listen to it. It was pretty damn hot. So hot that I grabbed the zip lock bag from my lunch, covered my penis with it with a rubber band tied around my penis, came back from break, and used my imagination and blew a load in the zip lock bag while helping customers.

this thread really delivered huh

SoilBreak · Jan 4, 2015

Jason's Ultimatum said:
I sent the recording to my friend at work so we could both listen to it. It was pretty damn hot. So hot that I grabbed the zip lock bag from my lunch, covered my penis with it with a rubber band tied around my penis, came back from break, and used my imagination and blew a load in the zip lock bag while helping customers.

And_Gignac · Jan 4, 2015

Exposing ur girlfriend like this is kind of digusting tbh.

Aselith · Jan 4, 2015

A stripper once told me that dudes wear condoms for lap dances all the time so they can bust a load during the dance. Sounds like Jason's Ultimatum knows how to party!

LOLDSFAN · Jan 4, 2015

ElectricBlanketFire said:
I dare you to record your girlfriend saying, "Thank you NeoGAF."

This is the only logical next step.

Nori Chan · Jan 4, 2015

LOLDSFAN said:
This is the only logical next step.

nah i want the good boy part

travisbickle · Jan 4, 2015

Is this part of the DENNIS method?

"I want to record us while we are having sex because what you say is awkward, well embarrassing really, and I would like you to listen to it and come to the conclusion also that it is just down right awful."

watershed · Jan 4, 2015

This thread...is ridiculous. No one could have predicted it would go in this direction.

Moofers · Jan 4, 2015

OP, you are the problem. Your lady sounds pretty awesome and her voice is sexy. Get with the program or let her go find a guy who deserves her.

gaiages · Jan 4, 2015

Oh wow, this thread's still going? Let's see wha--

egruntz said:
Don't say OP didn't fucking deliver.

Jason's Ultimatum said:
I sent the recording to my friend at work so we could both listen to it. It was pretty damn hot. So hot that I grabbed the zip lock bag from my lunch, covered my penis with it with a rubber band tied around my penis, came back from break, and used my imagination and blew a load in the zip lock bag while helping customers.

Subbed

Rival · Jan 4, 2015

Just stop for a second, look up to the heavens, and say thank you that you have someone that is regularly wanting to have sex with you. Cause even when it's bad it's just like bad pizza. It's still kinda good.

Floridian · Jan 4, 2015

Jason's Ultimatum said:
I sent the recording to my friend at work so we could both listen to it. It was pretty damn hot. So hot that I grabbed the zip lock bag from my lunch, covered my penis with it with a rubber band tied around my penis, came back from break, and used my imagination and blew a load in the zip lock bag while helping customers.

DrkSage · Jan 4, 2015

mdubs said:
Summary

Ho-ly fu-king shit! Amazing.

Rentahamster · Jan 4, 2015

sn00zer said:
Like 4 times a year....you dont realize how strange some of the people are on this board until someone explains their incredibly unique behavior as if it is something normal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C90uhvXW1KM

The_Inquisitor · Jan 4, 2015

Okay that last part HAS to be bullshit.

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