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-x.Red.x- · Jul 2, 2009

freethought said:
Surely more like:

Michael Pachter turned the dragon every time.

:lol
That hit the spot.

Flavius · Jul 2, 2009

michaelpachter said:
This is one of the most flattering things that has ever happened to me.

Holy shit, Pachter! Your F5 finger must be RIPPED!!!

Erebus · Jul 2, 2009

michaelpachter said:
This is one of the most flattering things that has ever happened to me.

Fersis · Jul 2, 2009

DarkUSS said:

@_____@
Who is she?

Flying_Phoenix · Jul 2, 2009

PacoDG said:
That one was mine! Woot!

All right, I guess I better just gif myself..

Yes! I always wanted to make a gif of that!

epicnemesis · Jul 2, 2009

DarkUSS said:

Just when you thought this couldn't get any more creepy

Fersis · Jul 2, 2009

epicnemesis said:
Just when you thought this couldn't get any more creepy

But who is she? Thats the important question here.

StuBurns · Jul 2, 2009

Fersis said:
But who is she? Thats the important question here.

She's a wrestler I think, a GAF obsession.
Looks like one of the Corrs.

Flying_Phoenix · Jul 2, 2009

PacoDG said:
What, you guys want more !?

Michael Pachter tried to kill The Metal. And he succeeded

Seriously what the fuck does this even mean?

Mama Robotnik said:
With apologies.

:lol :lol :lol :lol Now this shit is funny.

Erebus · Jul 2, 2009

Fersis said:
But who is she? Thats the important question here.

Pachter's Wife

It's Gina Carano

Erebus · Jul 2, 2009

Flying_Phoenix said:
Seriously what the fuck does this even mean?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ3emd3phLY

polyh3dron · Jul 2, 2009

Chinner said:
Patcher is way better than Pachter

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grenks · Jul 2, 2009

PacoDG said:
Pachter once sued Capcom for copyright infringement of his birth name: Mega Man

that shits so corny but i laughed so hard

justchris · Jul 2, 2009

OuterWorldVoice said:
can't....laugh....not...funny...

This is the only funny statement in this thread.

Vinci said:
I'd be terrified if I were you. Just hope fistful doesn't start a folder.

I stand corrected.

Haunted · Jul 2, 2009

Mama Robotnik said:
With apologies.

Thread redeemed.

Truespeed · Jul 2, 2009

Michael Pachter once taught Chuck Norris everything he knew about the gaming business and then beat it out of him.

Michael Pachter once bitch slapped Bobby Kotick with a coat hanger.

Michael Pachter has diplomatic immunity on PSN and Xbox Live.

Michael Pachter and Itagaki once got into a cat fight at a Japanese Karaoke bar.

Michael Pachter can predict the past.

Valtor · Jul 2, 2009

"Pachter's PS3 is backwards compatible. It can play PS4 games."

I seem to be missing something... Is this one as bad as I think it is or is there another meaning? I... I don't think I get it....

StuBurns · Jul 2, 2009

Valtor said:
"Pachter's PS3 is backwards compatible. It can play PS4 games."

I seem to be missing something... Is this one as bad as I think it is or is there another meaning? I... I don't think I get it....

I didn't get it either. I think it means the PS4 will be lower spec than the PS3? Kind of GC to Wii but taken to the extreme.

Gomu Gomu · Jul 2, 2009

Mama Robotnik said:
With apologies.

:lol :lol

viciouskillersquirrel · Jul 2, 2009

Mama Robotnik said:
http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o462/mappster37/pachterfacts22.gif[/ IMG]

With apologies.[/QUOTE]
Did you just splice Star Trek with The Producers? Awesome.

Truespeed · Jul 2, 2009

stuburns said:
I didn't get it either. I think it means the PS4 will be lower spec than the PS3? Kind of GC to Wii but taken to the extreme.

Or you could come to the obvious conclusion of just getting it ass backwards.

Valtor · Jul 2, 2009

Truespeed said:
Michael Pachter griefed Shawn Elliot growing up.

I love this one! :lol

JEKKI · Jul 2, 2009

Michael Pachter parried Daigo

StuBurns · Jul 2, 2009

Truespeed said:
Or you could come to the obvious conclusion of just getting it ass backwards.

But that doesn't even have a shred of comedy about it.

Truespeed · Jul 2, 2009

stuburns said:
But that doesn't even have a shred of comedy about it.

It's sort of meta. What he's really saying is that Michael Pachter ate the dingo that ate the baby.

d[-_-]b · Jul 2, 2009

Mama Robotnik said:
http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o462/mappster37/pachterfacts22.gif[IMG]

With apologies.[/QUOTE]
Thread saved...

LakeEarth · Jul 2, 2009

Fersis said:
But who is she? Thats the important question here.

The hot American Gladiator.

Grampa Simpson · Jul 2, 2009

LakeEarth said:
The hot American Gladiator.

Nope. That's not Lace.

agrajag · Jul 2, 2009

jercruz · Jul 2, 2009

um, Pachter's Wii is HD!

DanteFox · Jul 2, 2009

Even when Pachter takes a dump, the industry listens.

That's all I got.

michaelpachter · Jul 2, 2009

Mama Robotnik said:
With apologies.

Dude, if there is ever ANYTHING I can do for you, just ask. You can even drive the Porsche.

michael.pachter@wedbush.com

agrajag · Jul 2, 2009

Question for Michael Patcher:

are you a gamer? Do you enjoy playing games on your spare time? Or are you just interested in the industry?

JKBii · Jul 2, 2009

I thought these were great until I realized it wasn't supposed to be Norm MacDonald style meta humor.

The problem with making new _____ Facts for anybody is they're all old and tired. We've all heard the great ones years ago for Chuck Norris. Plus, as soon as someone comes up with one or two good ones, everybody piles on with the crappy ones they've been saving since the fad started.

michaelpachter said:
Dude, if there is ever ANYTHING I can do for you, just ask. You can even drive the Porsche.

michael.pachter@wedbush.com

Are you ever gonna go on ListenUp?

CreativeWriter · Jul 2, 2009

Michael Pachter thinks long-term. Yada, yada, yada, James Cameron. Bam!

Internally, Sony calls its firmware updates "Pachtes."

At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter will ask Michael Pachter to make his own prediction about his fate. When he is inevitably wrong, St. Peter will politely give Michael a second chance to guess his destination. <Ouch, a dark one!>

When Michael Pachter is not on Bonus Round, Geoff Keighley dies a little inside. <and so do I>

On father's day, Michael Pachter receives 22 million cards, which surprises him, since he expected to be at about 40 million by now. <lame>

That's all I can muster.

bigcheese · Jul 2, 2009

agrajag said:
Question for Michael Patcher:

are you a gamer? Do you enjoy playing games on your spare time? Or are you just interested in the industry?

.

xbhaskarx · Jul 2, 2009

michaelpachter said:
This is one of the most flattering things that has ever happened to me.

This comment should have been about the Robotnik pic.

Mama Robotnik said:

Alex P · Jul 2, 2009

My so-so contribution thus far, which I posted to twitter under #pachterfacts

Michael Pachter has beat World of Warcraft

Don't ever hook Michael Pachter up to a Wii Vitality Sensor. Ever.

It was originally known as 'The Ballad of Michael Pachter.' But this caused all the dev kits to explode.

Michael Pachter actually wrote Dante's Inferno. Not the game. The original poem.

Jack Black stars as Michael Pachter in Brütal Legend, which is fully biographical.

Michael Pachter can beat all the Left 4 Dead campaigns...on Expert...as all four survivors...simultaneously.

Cohsae · Jul 2, 2009

CreativeWriter said:
Tumbleweeds, crickets chirping etc.
That's all I can muster.

Might wanna rethink that username buddy.

Bernbaum · Jul 2, 2009

Mama Robotnik said:
With apologies.

Jesus holy fuck thread backfire/redeemage :lol :lol :lol

pilonv1 · Jul 2, 2009

Tieno said:
Patcher sucks and this is painfully unfunny.

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OnPoint · Jul 2, 2009

In Soviet Russia, predictions make Pachter.

JoeMartin · Jul 2, 2009

daCuk said:

:lol

Mama Robotnik said:

:lol :lol

Well at least something good came of this thread.

Grampa Simpson · Jul 2, 2009

OnPoint said:
In Soviet Russia, predictions make Pachter.

You seem to have changed around my twitter.... probably for the better.

OnPoint · Jul 2, 2009

bmf said:
You seem to have changed around my twitter.... probably for the better.

I don't get it lol

godhandiscen · Jul 2, 2009

Mama Robotnik said:
With apologies.

Beautiful.

Forkball · Jul 2, 2009

Danthrax · Jul 2, 2009

Mama Robotnik said:
http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o462/mappster37/pachterfacts22.gif

With apologies.

You apologize to no one.

michaelpachter said:
Dude, if there is ever ANYTHING I can do for you, just ask. You can even drive the Porsche.

oh damn! if you take him up on that, you MUST report back to NeoGAF, Mama. :lol

DrPirate · Jul 2, 2009

Danthrax said:
You apologize to no one.

:lol :lol :lol :lol

JEKKI said:
Michael Pachter parried Daigo

:lol This was good too

And to the pachter haters, he's the only person I can stand listening to on the Bonus round. I actually find what he has to say interesting.

Hesemonni · Jul 2, 2009

When Pachter gets the Red Ring of Death, he sends Microsoft a coffin.

Say what you say, I laughed.

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