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Archer Season 2 |OT|
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Jason's Ultimatum
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Bad news
I made a huge mistake sending this girl I like the YT clip of the Danger Zone montage. So then she started to stream the Placebo Effect and the episode where Pam is kidnapped. Now she's quoting the show and loves it.
Problem is, she said found me attractive because I was funny. By funny I mean quoting Archer. Last week she commented on my hair in class. I told her that my hair is one of the five best features about me. It's so thick my barber charges double. She ate it up. But now she knows I'm just copying Archer and not coming up with my lines.
Eh, I'm a bit down, but she still says she's still attracted to me.
I made a huge mistake sending this girl I like the YT clip of the Danger Zone montage. So then she started to stream the Placebo Effect and the episode where Pam is kidnapped. Now she's quoting the show and loves it.
Problem is, she said found me attractive because I was funny. By funny I mean quoting Archer. Last week she commented on my hair in class. I told her that my hair is one of the five best features about me. It's so thick my barber charges double. She ate it up. But now she knows I'm just copying Archer and not coming up with my lines.
Eh, I'm a bit down, but she still says she's still attracted to me.
What.Jason's Ultimatum said:Bad news
I made a huge mistake sending this girl I like the YT clip of the Danger Zone montage. So then she started to stream the Placebo Effect and the episode where Pam is kidnapped. Now she's quoting the show and loves it.
Problem is, she said found me attractive because I was funny. By funny I mean quoting Archer. Last week she commented on my hair in class. I told her that my hair is one of the five best features about me. It's so thick my barber charges double. She ate it up. But now she knows I'm just copying Archer and not coming up with my lines.
Eh, I'm a bit down, but she still says she's still attracted to me.
Jason's Ultimatum said:Bad news
I made a huge mistake sending this girl I like the YT clip of the Danger Zone montage. So then she started to stream the Placebo Effect and the episode where Pam is kidnapped. Now she's quoting the show and loves it.
Problem is, she said found me attractive because I was funny. By funny I mean quoting Archer. Last week she commented on my hair in class. I told her that my hair is one of the five best features about me. It's so thick my barber charges double. She ate it up. But now she knows I'm just copying Archer and not coming up with my lines.
Eh, I'm a bit down, but she still says she's still attracted to me.
:lol
MMaRsu
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Jason's Ultimatum said:Bad news
I made a huge mistake sending this girl I like the YT clip of the Danger Zone montage. So then she started to stream the Placebo Effect and the episode where Pam is kidnapped. Now she's quoting the show and loves it.
Problem is, she said found me attractive because I was funny. By funny I mean quoting Archer. Last week she commented on my hair in class. I told her that my hair is one of the five best features about me. It's so thick my barber charges double. She ate it up. But now she knows I'm just copying Archer and not coming up with my lines.
Eh, I'm a bit down, but she still says she's still attracted to me.
You idiot
:lol I'm sorry, but that's hilarious :lolJason's Ultimatum said:Bad news
I made a huge mistake sending this girl I like the YT clip of the Danger Zone montage. So then she started to stream the Placebo Effect and the episode where Pam is kidnapped. Now she's quoting the show and loves it.
Problem is, she said found me attractive because I was funny. By funny I mean quoting Archer. Last week she commented on my hair in class. I told her that my hair is one of the five best features about me. It's so thick my barber charges double. She ate it up. But now she knows I'm just copying Archer and not coming up with my lines.
Eh, I'm a bit down, but she still says she's still attracted to me.
Jason's Ultimatum
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I need to find some other quotes similar to what Archer would say.
Making up my own lines is hard work.
Making up my own lines is hard work.
ReturnOfTheRAT
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You can't be serious? ^
Anyway, this episode was another in the string of funny one. The underwater blow job paid off the losing his boner line in the jacuzzi for sure. The Ben wa balls gag is hilarious considering Archer is the one to know what it is and to torment the guy about it. Plus that recurring flashback was a riot. Little Hitler and Elvira? Rofl
Even though Pam tried, nothing will be as funny as the "east-side" joke from Sealab 2021.
Anyway, this episode was another in the string of funny one. The underwater blow job paid off the losing his boner line in the jacuzzi for sure. The Ben wa balls gag is hilarious considering Archer is the one to know what it is and to torment the guy about it. Plus that recurring flashback was a riot. Little Hitler and Elvira? Rofl
Even though Pam tried, nothing will be as funny as the "east-side" joke from Sealab 2021.
Nappuccino
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Jason's Ultimatum said:
Don't try so hard. Seriously. Half of Archer's lines are "Wait... I had something for this" which is exactly what you'll be saying when you try to remember that funny thing you thought up 4 days ago.
@rat: He was charlie chaplin
grap3fruitman
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Awesome, awesome to the max.Jason's Ultimatum said:
Start quoting Futurama. That's sure to get you laid.
ReturnOfTheRAT
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You're right he had the cane to go with the outfit.
Nappuccino
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grap3fruitman said:
"Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cause you got nice cans."
Takamura-San
Member
Has anyone managed to find the Ringtone that Archer has on his phone?
bone_and_sinew
breaking down barriers in gratuitous nudity
I love the lampshade hanging of the soldiers' terrible aim.
ReturnOfTheRAT
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Be-o-logic
Someone needs to GIF Archer and Barry running up those stairs and loop it.
The ledge jump was hilarious.
Someone needs to GIF Archer and Barry running up those stairs and loop it.
The ledge jump was hilarious.
Nappuccino
Member
Tamanon said:
Adam Reed probably ran out of LotR things to reference.
TurboLibre
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BigAT said:
Frisky Dingo is the best things these guys have done. I say this as a fan of Sealab and Archer.
Only thing that could have been better would have been the Xtacles spinoff. It didn't last though.
VeryGooster
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TheOddOne said:
Archer interacting with the old Russian people put me in tears.
"HOW ARE YOU A SUPERPOWER?!"
Jason's Ultimatum
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I was hoping for some kind of Die Hard reference when Archer was stepping on the glass.
Not as funny as the last two episodes, but still good. Even when the jokes aren't there, Sterling Archer is still funny.
Not as funny as the last two episodes, but still good. Even when the jokes aren't there, Sterling Archer is still funny.
ZephyrFate
Banned
Forty ounce in mah lap and it's freezin' mah junk
GhostRidah
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Jason's Ultimatum
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I'd never heard of the word quadroon until I heard Archer say it to Lana.
Ivan A Nguyen
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'Oh, I guess this building must be a soldier factory.' - Archer
Too many good parts about this episode to post. Defiantly my favorite of the season.
Too many good parts about this episode to post. Defiantly my favorite of the season.
Net_Wrecker
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GhostRidah said:
This is even funnier than it should be since I've been saying yup and nope like that for a long time. Every time they do it I start dying.
GoutPatrol
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grap3fruitman said:
MULATTO BUTTS IS HERE!
Jason's Ultimatum
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GoutPatrol said:
OMG. I'm going to use this as my ringtone right NOW.
NOOOOOOOO. The file is too big. Won't set as my ringtone.
GoutPatrol
Forgotten in his cell
Someone on SA made it a 15-second loop.
http://www.mediafire.com/file/q1iw7zlu6q0z7kz/Mulatto Butts Loop.mp3
I've also been playing this loop for the past 10 minutes.
http://www.mediafire.com/file/q1iw7zlu6q0z7kz/Mulatto Butts Loop.mp3
I've also been playing this loop for the past 10 minutes.
Jason's Ultimatum
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Gout-
The file is too big for my stupid Samsung touchscreen phone. It has to be like 205kb.
I guess I'll use audacity to cut it.
The file is too big for my stupid Samsung touchscreen phone. It has to be like 205kb.
I guess I'll use audacity to cut it.
Jason's Ultimatum
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FUCK. For some reason, I exported the file to mp3 and left the original file as it was without trimming it. All 15 seconds and it sets as ringtone.
Strange.
Thanks, Gout.
Strange.
Thanks, Gout.
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