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You've got it all wrong. You were the lightning in that rain. You can still shine through the darkness.
Professor Beef
Banned
History is written by the winners. You will be remembered for foolishly dying in a pile of manure.
GIVE YOURSELF TO GAF
Culture is passed down through our genes because La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo.
Yo *are* Izick! And you see a whole army of GAF members, here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as a free man... and a free man you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?
Keyser Soze
Member
Will this go away?
Trent Strong
Banned
Somewhere in the GAF ministry of information a mod is unrolling cylinders of paper full of gifs, which flopped out of pneumatic tubes onto his desk. He then talks into his speakwrite for a while. Then he throws the cylinders of paper into a slit for the disposal of waste paper. For some reason these slits are nicknamed memory holes
computers putin'
Member
............maybe......?
my head, it's being fucked with isn't it......?
I'm too sleepy for this shit.
You fiend!
Will this go away?
That suit looks like it needs a good ironing.
But I did pick lemon lime.
Izick was the post deleter/insider/illuminati all along.
Professor Beef
Banned
I just want to say that *KABOUTER IS HANDSOME, VERILE, AND INCREDIBLY INTELLIGENT* and that's why I'm scared of bees.
TheKaeptain
Banned
Can I just talk about how much I love this picture.
Sorry didn't realize it was that big.
Sorry didn't realize it was that big.
Professor Beef
Banned
Well ok, I'm not completely scared of bees.
Sure, and you could put it in quote tags yourself to easily resize.
toxicgonzo
Taxes?! Isn't this the line for Metallica?
Beads?!?
I was gonna put the skrillex and bee gif, but I decided not to. So, um, just imagine it.
"Michael. Dear Michael. Of course it's you, who else could they send, who else could be trusted? I... I know it's a long way and you're ready to go to work... all I'm saying is wait, just wait, just-just-just... please hear me out because this is not an episode, relapse, fuck-up, it's... I'm begging you Michael. I'm begging you. Try and make believe this is not just madness because this is not just madness. Two weeks ago I came out of the building, okay, I'm running across Sixth Avenue, there's a car waiting, I got exactly 38 minutes to get to the airport and I'm dictating. There's this, this panicked associate sprinting along beside me, scribbling in a notepad, and suddenly she starts screaming, and I realize we're standing in the middle of the street, the light's changed, there's this wall of traffic, serious traffic speeding towards us, and I... I-I freeze, I can't move, and I'm suddenly consumed with the overwhelming sensation that I'm covered with some sort of film. It's in my hair, my face... it's like a glaze... like a... a coating, and... at first I thought, oh my god, I know what this is, this is some sort of amniotic - embryonic - fluid. I'm drenched in afterbirth, I've-I've breached the chrysalis, I've been reborn. But then the traffic, the stampede, the cars, the trucks, the horns, the screaming and I'm thinking no-no-no-no, reset, this is not rebirth, this is some kind of giddy illusion of renewal that happens in the final moment before death. And then I realize no-no-no, this is completely wrong because I look back at the building and I had the most stunning moment of clarity. I... I... I... I realized Michael, that I had emerged not from the doors of Kenner, Bach, and Ledeen, not through the portals of our vast and powerful law firm, but from the asshole of an organism whose sole function is to excrete the... the-the-the poison, the ammo, the defoliant necessary for other, larger, more powerful organisms to destroy the miracle of humanity. And that I had been coated in this patina of shit for the best part of my life. The stench of it and the stain of it would in all likelihood take the rest of my life to undo. And you know what I did? I took a deep cleansing breath and I set that notion aside. I tabled it. I said to myself as clear as this may be, as potent a feeling as this is, as true a thing as I believe that I have witnessed today, it must wait. It must stand the test of time. And Michael, the time is now."
TheKaeptain
Banned
That makes me sad.
computers putin'
Member
That makes me sad.
it was a good post while it was up though.
Professor Beef
Banned
I thought you got shot!?
TemplaerDude
Member
Wooooooooooah, posts ARE disappearing!
That depends entirely on the cereal.
It seems this rather silly thread of sleep deprived people has actually sparked some change, that was unexpected.
I've eaten like 4 bowls of coco puffs so now the milk is all chocolatey and stuff
toxicgonzo
Taxes?! Isn't this the line for Metallica?
Actually I had just brought it up a few hours ago in the mod channel that reaction gifs past the first one for any given post should start being deleted ;b
imagine that a chuck norris thumbs up gif is being posted here
How in the hell would you know if I were sleep deprived. The hell.
Coco puffs? Eugh.
Alright, I guess it's time we go back to reaction ASCIIs.
That's reasonable enough, threads seem to get kind of bogged down with the gifs sometimes. Occasionally it's funny but most of the time it's the same old stuff.
this sounds like fighting words. i guess your not coo coo for coco puffs. can i live?
Unfortunately I am not part of the oppressors, so it is not up to me.
This! The reaction to gifs, even when not of the reaction variety, is something of which I cannot approve! It is totalitarianism! It is against humanity's great creative variety!
Professor Beef
Banned
Not that I abuse them much as it is, but does this mean
1) I can post a reaction gif once in a post, and any other gifs in said post will get deleted
2) I can post a reaction gif once in a post, and any other gifs of mine in the thread will get deleted (provided I'm going overboard)
Or something else entirely? I'm already sleepy, so I could be misunderstanding.
TheKaeptain
Banned
I'm going to bed. Keep this thread on topic of not having a topic active. I've taking something to help me sleep. So this thread will be the place I talk about one of my dreams.
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