WHAT KIND OF SPOTLIGHT HOGGING!!?!? YASSSS!!!
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WHAT KIND OF SPOTLIGHT HOGGING!!?!? YASSSS!!!
Give it to Kreayshawn or Nelly Furtado. Bigger flops and Xtina has 6th place with Your Botty. Let Kreay have the only awards she'll ever get.
I paid for the spot. Bigger than the Superbowl.
What kind of flop Navy member? I predicted Ride for record of the year.
Rih won and it won't even count! ;_;
Wafflecakes
Member
What kind of flop Navy member? I predicted Ride for record of the year.
Rih won and it won't even count! ;_;
YAS get them predictions wrong!
VICTORY SHALL BE MINE!
Majmun
Member
but doesn't that apply to beyonce too
Nope.
But being only popular in NA still beats being only popular inside your own house
Here to perform the smash hit Your Body, XTINA!
All I wanna do is love your body
Oh oh oh oh
Tonight’s your lucky night, I know you want it
Oh oh oh oh
I think you already know my name
I think you already know my name
Hey hey, ha! Alright, say
All I wanna do is love your body
Oh oh oh oh
(Say, say, hey)
Tonight’s your lucky night, I know you want it
Oh oh oh oh
All I wanna do is love your body
Oh oh oh oh
Tonight’s your lucky night, I know you want it
Oh oh oh oh
I think you already know my name
I think you already know my name
Hey hey, ha! Alright, say
All I wanna do is love your body
Oh oh oh oh
(Say, say, hey)
Tonight’s your lucky night, I know you want it
Oh oh oh oh
ihfbuisopdfjbsdnpfijhvsdofpijosdjHere to perform the smash hit Your Body, XTINA!
Supermanisdead
Member
let me go take a piss.
Or a representation of how she is losing her relevance?
Nemesis_
Member
Hello all and welcome to the first ever POPGAF Grammy Awards, organised by your friends SupposedStraight and FlatAss_
Please welcome our other has-been host, a woman of 2382932 years, Sharon Stone. Given her association with flops (Basic Instinct 2, Catwoman) it seemed only right for Ms. Stone to join us in tonights precedings.
Our next award is the highly prestigious FLOP OF THE YEAR award. While this award doesn't necessarily imply poor commercial performance, you'll probably find that most of our nominees, well, poorly performed commercially.
The nominations were as follows:
Carly Rae Jepsen
Christina Aguilara
Frank Ocean
Jessie Ware
Kreyshawn
Madonna
Nelly Furtado
One Direction
Ke$ha
Christina Aguilara
Frank Ocean
Jessie Ware
Kreyshawn
Madonna
Nelly Furtado
One Direction
Ke$ha
Flop Of The Year was actually a relatively close award, with only five points separating the worthy winner with the just as worthy runner up. Despite this, the people of POPGAF have voted and there was a clear winner.
The POPGAF ACADEMY OF CUNT is happy to present the following Grammy to it's worthy recipient.
Congratulations to Nelly Furtado for her worldwide multi platinum selling alberm, Spirit Indestructible. We hope you are in good spirits after tonight, Nelly. Not even the illuminati or giant hoops could save you hun.
Stay tuned for more awards tonight.
Wafflecakes
Member
Dammit 
I was so sure.
Nelly deserved it more though TBH.
I was so sure.
Nelly deserved it more though TBH.
paperheart
Banned
DAMN...
LOL @ Nelly.
LOL @ Nelly.
*dead*
Supermanisdead
Member
poor nelly fartado. better luck next time.
I want the #Fighters to know that I actually left Xtina off the ballot for flop of the year. I voted Nelly too.
#death
#death
paperheart
Banned
Same. I can't hate on Christina lately.
"She lost her way and her audience, her last hit single off Loose being a prophetic one: All Good Things (Come to an End)."
Wafflecakes
Member
Countdown for this one?
I understand. She makes Kelly look slim.
paperheart
Banned
What kind of....
I just...
What?
Take it as a half shade and half compliment.
paperheart
Banned
I'll take it as a full on compliment because I like you. <3
Nemesis_
Member
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Hello all and welcome to the first ever POPGAF Grammy Awards, organised by your friends SupposedStraight and FlatAss_
While our host Sharon Stone was only a guest, she has since sued us and required us to put her as host for most of the awards later on tonight.
Just like she did for Basic Instinct 2
So please welcome back, Sharon Stone
Our next award is the highly prestigious ARTIST OF THE YEAR award. This award is given to the artist who is either most popular, had the greatest output for the year, or weren't
The nominations were as follows:
Christina Aguilera
Frank Ocean
Lana Del Rey
One Direction
Rihanna
Taylor Swift
Frank Ocean
Lana Del Rey
One Direction
Rihanna
Taylor Swift
Artist of the Year is potentially one of the only awards we counted for these Grammy's where the winner was clear and present. The winner of this prestigious award managed to rack up fifteen more points than any other nominee making them the very worthy, obvious and deserving winner of this award.
The POPGAF ACADEMY OF CUNT is happy to present the following Grammy to it's worthy recipient.
With such a compelling and immaculate discography already, we are happy to award Lana Del Rey for her fantastic work on both Born To Die and Paradise
Stay tuned for more awards tonight.
Wafflecakes
Member
I am ready as well.....I would LIKE 1D or Taylor.
Will be Lana though.
LOLOLOL OOPSES. Lana won Flop of the Year now?
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