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SonOfABeep · Aug 22, 2007

Holy dumb fuck midway. You just bitch slapped Ubisoft in the Wii laziness department. AND IT'S NOT EVEN A PORT!

Bowen_B · Aug 22, 2007

Ashhong said:
wtf? that bullshot was a joke. we know whats in game, weve seen the crap. Those bullshots make the Medal of honor 2 bullshots look like fucking gears of war.

On the left we have a bullshot on the right we have in-game!

Roi · Aug 22, 2007

Sullichin · Aug 22, 2007

Why would they even bother releasing screens for this game?

hyonoid · Aug 22, 2007

huahuauhahua Photoshop contest.

cruis´n car teh new box-guy

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

marvelharvey · Aug 22, 2007

I wish I could see the car from the front, I want it in my avatar!

Sylfurd · Aug 22, 2007

ok, these caps are shitty, I don't think it'll look so ugly in game, it just looks like low res caps resized without bilinear filter !

balliinn · Aug 22, 2007

i don't have photoshop at work

alistairw · Aug 22, 2007

marvelharvey said:
I wish I could see the car from the front, I want it in my avatar!

I don't think they've rendered a front to the car.

Fady K · Aug 22, 2007

Ashhong said:
tfukbjkuybp;

THE JAGUAR STRIKES BACK

Dont worry guys, its still a next-gen game! Graphics aint everything :lol

Scrubking · Aug 22, 2007

Ramenman said:
You WIN :lol :lol :lol

Edit : Would be awesome with "NOT MY FAULT" instead of Vault.

test_account · Aug 22, 2007

lol damn, that looks like some PSX game or something indeed. I would assume these short are from very early work-in-progress tho, so hopefully the retail version will look much better

besada · Aug 22, 2007

Graphics aren't important, right?

brandonh83 · Aug 22, 2007

I'm thinking about sending these guys some canned foods and lightbulbs.

Ramenman · Aug 22, 2007

The .gif version nearly looks Cell Shaded.

Roi said:

awesome :lol

Jokeropia · Aug 22, 2007

Ponn01 said:
Hearing alot of this meme lately...

Even on titles that have a pretty established history and wouldn't normally be considered "shovelware"

Are you unaware of how much crap there is on the PS1/PS2?

dark10x · Aug 22, 2007

At least it looks better than Smashing Drive...

speedpop · Aug 22, 2007

Who's developing this monstrosity?

Xater · Aug 22, 2007

dark10x said:
At least it looks better than Smashing Drive...

Well it has less aliasing...

balliinn · Aug 22, 2007

...i will have fun with this game...i will have fun with this game...i will have fun...!!!!

alistairw · Aug 22, 2007

speedpop said:
Who's developing this monstrosity?

Looks like they outsourced it to Phoenix.

Thermite · Aug 22, 2007

it's nice to see developers really use that extra horsepower that the Wii has.

rakka · Aug 22, 2007

besada said:
Graphics aren't important, right?

Says who?

They're not the most important part of a game as long as they don't look fucking 10 years old.

sprsk · Aug 22, 2007

dark10x said:
At least it looks better than Smashing Drive...

This game had some of the worst music in any game ever.

AstroLad · Aug 22, 2007

And this is supposed to be one of the Wii's "AAA" titles, touted ad nauseum by GAF?

WOW.

marvelharvey · Aug 22, 2007

alistairw said:
I don't think they've rendered a front to the car.

Well to be fair, they probably don't render the front to save on frame rate, speaking of which, this better be 1200fps.

rakka · Aug 22, 2007

AstroLad said:
And this is supposed to be one of the Wii's "AAA" titles, touted ad nauseum by GAF?

Definitely

How can it not be

AstroLad · Aug 22, 2007

rakka said:
Definitely

GAF hype disappoints once again.

"GT/Forza-Killer" my ass. It looks completely arcadey too.

Peru · Aug 22, 2007

AstroLad said:
And this is supposed to be one of the Wii's "AAA" titles, touted ad nauseum by GAF?

WOW.

I don't think anyone looked forward to a new Cruis'n game.

verbatimo · Aug 22, 2007

Oh dear and third parties still wonder why their games don't sell on nintendo consoles.

rakka · Aug 22, 2007

AstroLad said:
GAF hype disappoints once again.

"GT/Forza-Killer" my ass. It looks completely arcadey too.

Oh cheer up.

balliinn · Aug 22, 2007

AstroLad said:
GAF hype disappoints once again.

"GT/Forza-Killer" my ass. It looks completely arcadey too.

:lol :lol :lol so hard to tell if people online are being sarcastic or not.

curious, people hyped this game??

me personally, i'm getting the wii for this killer app. :lol

gofreak · Aug 22, 2007

brandonh83 said:
I'm thinking about sending these guys some canned foods and lightbulbs.

This might be better. Oh, and some spectacles. Anyone want to start a fund for them?

Dorfdad · Aug 22, 2007

WOW it seems to me that developers are losing there programing prowess on the Wii...

Are they not supposed to learn how to take advantage of the systems over time? Not lose abilities.

alistairw · Aug 22, 2007

marvelharvey said:
Well to be fair, they probably don't render the front to save on frame rate, speaking of which, this better be 1200fps.

:lol

joesmokey · Aug 22, 2007

Scrubking said:

:lol

Wow, as much as I wanted a new Cruis'n game, this is :lol.

DSWii60 · Aug 22, 2007

Everyone is staring at me here, I just burst out laughing when I saw those screens.

vareon · Aug 22, 2007

What. Is. This.

I think I need to buy a new glasses.

Jme · Aug 22, 2007

warthog · Aug 22, 2007

Woah, just woah.

Deleted member 10571 · Aug 22, 2007

BLIEVE!

Peru · Aug 22, 2007

handofg0d: Simple, but effective. Bravo.

pswii60 · Aug 22, 2007

Peru said:
I don't think anyone looked forward to a new Cruis'n game.

Some nFans were putting it in their "Big 2007 Wii Exclusives" lists.

tedtropy · Aug 22, 2007

Jesus, I think I cut myself on those screenshots. If not, I'll certainly be cutting myself as a result of viewing them.

GaimeGuy · Aug 22, 2007

What the hell Midway

DSWii60 · Aug 22, 2007

handofg0d said:

Damn the textures on that shit are better than anything in the game.

pswii60 · Aug 22, 2007

The amount of Cruis'n trolling in this thread is disgusting.

Stop It · Aug 22, 2007

dark10x said:
What the hell is with these companies?! I mean, good lord, the Wii *IS* more powerful than PlayStation 2...yet we are still seeing crap like this.

There are racers on the Playstation, the first one (Gran Turismo 2) that look superior to this! The jaggy launch title Ridge Racer V stomps a hole in this!

Fixed, seriously, I am a big fan of the Wii, but some of the 3rd parties need to gain a clue, Midway being one, this is utterly dire, I wouldn't buy this even if it was a WiiWare title for £5, it is that bad.

(On that note, VRally on VC would be nice)

pswii60 said:
The amount of Cruis'n trolling in this thread is disgusting.

Sarcasm? I mean seriously, Crusin USA and World on N64 were pure trash, a symbol of the complete lack of decent racers on N64.

bigmakstudios · Aug 22, 2007

god dammit. im buying a 360.

Haunted · Aug 22, 2007

Roi said:

:lol

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