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is metroid a girl?
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COME ON!
i hate bees
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but halo is still a guy right? a friend told me it was a chick but i didn't believe him
NameGenerated
Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?
Wha....what...?
Zombie James
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Hmm, I don't know, hard to tell from this angle...
MaximumFeet
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metroid is a girl.
Companion Cube
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Halo and Metroid are both girls as confirmed by this cutscene.i hate bees said:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cL-mR79GErU
MisterHero
Super Member
zelda is a guy too!
The confusion reminds me of a Stephen Lynch song:
"She's part girl,
she's part boy.
She's got parts everyone can enjoy.
She's got more,
she's got less.
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.
Is she a mister,
or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
She's my little girl,
yea, she's my little guy.
When I try to please I get poked in the eye.
She wears lace and she wears flannel.
She watches football and the Lifetime Channel.
What's that bulge under her nightie?
It must be hermaphrodite.
Somethings are white,
somethings are black.
Some girls wear make-up,
mine shaves her back.
She is still beautiful,
she is still fine.
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine.
She can't help her imperfections,
she gets jock itch from her yeast infections.
Who stole all my tightie whities?
It must be hermaphrodite.
Yea, hermaphrodite."
"She's part girl,
she's part boy.
She's got parts everyone can enjoy.
She's got more,
she's got less.
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.
Is she a mister,
or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
She's my little girl,
yea, she's my little guy.
When I try to please I get poked in the eye.
She wears lace and she wears flannel.
She watches football and the Lifetime Channel.
What's that bulge under her nightie?
It must be hermaphrodite.
Somethings are white,
somethings are black.
Some girls wear make-up,
mine shaves her back.
She is still beautiful,
she is still fine.
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine.
She can't help her imperfections,
she gets jock itch from her yeast infections.
Who stole all my tightie whities?
It must be hermaphrodite.
Yea, hermaphrodite."
PetriP-TNT
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TrueReligion
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Visualante
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Beaten.Crushed said:
Mithos Yggdrasill
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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
EricDiesel
Member
Fixed it for ya.Crushed said:
MaximumFeet
Member
is boy mets world a girl lol!!@!
Holy Order Sol
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Crushed said:
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TrueReligion
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/thread. :lol :lolbjork said:
1. The game "Metroid" is named after the jellyfish-like creatures prevalent in the series, NOT the main character.
2. The main character is called Samus Aran, who is a girl. Google "Zero Suit Samus" (with safesearch on) to see what she looks like under the power suit.
3. The comic above me is win.
2. The main character is called Samus Aran, who is a girl. Google "Zero Suit Samus" (with safesearch on) to see what she looks like under the power suit.
3. The comic above me is win.
i hate bees
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Threi said:
