MisterHero
Super Member
This NeoGAF looks like a good place to complain about stuff.
Surprised? Someone made that image to mock me but guess what? I HAVE PHOTOSHOP TOO, SO THERE!
So yeah, I helped save the MULTIVERSE (as in NOT JUST ONE UNIVERSE) and what does it get me? Well let me ask first, what does it get you? You get a second chance at life and you still throw it away. Well it's not your fault I guess, seeing the losers you clowns look up to.
That dumb Superwimp gets punched, maybe ONCE, and everyone's like "Aw shucks, he died!". Then he comes back, and one of his crowning achievements is REMEMBER WHEN STUPIDMAN DIED?
Then this loser VAL JORDAN (because really, he's wimpy like girls are) he goes psycho and destroys a city and the Bean Counter Corps. And his friend DUMB ARROW, well, he's HUMAN, but then he comes back too. His name is Oliver apparently, and he comes back because stupid jerk fan writers keep asking for more of him.
Don't let me get started on that Flash guy, the Fartest Dork Alive, he makes a great sacrifice and people can't leave it at that! Always want more, they always keep coming back and people still do stupid things. They still have wars, they still don't trust each other, they still fight each other, they let stupid innocent people fall into the middle of their fights, even with all their fancy super powers. They still let it happen. What's worse, the dead is rising. Shows how little power those Stupid Lanterns really have.
Well not me. I'm the strongest Superman ever. Even the comics say so. Maybe you dorks should be more like me, because I always survive. I'm not a frail old person who always needs help.
REALLY?
It's stupid, how come I'm the survivor but no one likes me? I'm a genuine Kryptonian called Clark Kent, not some dumb half-villain, half-stupid clone!
On second thought, you probably aren't cool enough to be like me.
You can hang out if you want, just remember who's the boss here.
Surprised? Someone made that image to mock me but guess what? I HAVE PHOTOSHOP TOO, SO THERE!
So yeah, I helped save the MULTIVERSE (as in NOT JUST ONE UNIVERSE) and what does it get me? Well let me ask first, what does it get you? You get a second chance at life and you still throw it away. Well it's not your fault I guess, seeing the losers you clowns look up to.
That dumb Superwimp gets punched, maybe ONCE, and everyone's like "Aw shucks, he died!". Then he comes back, and one of his crowning achievements is REMEMBER WHEN STUPIDMAN DIED?
Then this loser VAL JORDAN (because really, he's wimpy like girls are) he goes psycho and destroys a city and the Bean Counter Corps. And his friend DUMB ARROW, well, he's HUMAN, but then he comes back too. His name is Oliver apparently, and he comes back because stupid jerk fan writers keep asking for more of him.
Don't let me get started on that Flash guy, the Fartest Dork Alive, he makes a great sacrifice and people can't leave it at that! Always want more, they always keep coming back and people still do stupid things. They still have wars, they still don't trust each other, they still fight each other, they let stupid innocent people fall into the middle of their fights, even with all their fancy super powers. They still let it happen. What's worse, the dead is rising. Shows how little power those Stupid Lanterns really have.
Well not me. I'm the strongest Superman ever. Even the comics say so. Maybe you dorks should be more like me, because I always survive. I'm not a frail old person who always needs help.
REALLY?
It's stupid, how come I'm the survivor but no one likes me? I'm a genuine Kryptonian called Clark Kent, not some dumb half-villain, half-stupid clone!
On second thought, you probably aren't cool enough to be like me.
You can hang out if you want, just remember who's the boss here.
