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You're Lord Emperor of the World....
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Why can't men wear scarves? They're good in the winter.
BocoDragon
or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Realize This Assgrab is Delicious
Alligatorjandro
Banned
People drive sheep
pine cones are illegal
pine cones are illegal
dinazimmerman
Incurious Bastard
timedog gets permabanned
King of the Potato People
Member
Blazing Saddles should be used to teach history lessons.
Red Dwarf must be used to teach Science lessons.
Scarves are never ok. Wear a bigger coat if you're cold.
shadyspace
Banned
Dude, scarves? Where'd you pull that one from?
What's the sentence for using 'wrong' instead of 'incorrectly'?
Dinner on me.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Pants are outlawed
Manmademan
Member
Strippers must have a BMI > 30
King of the Potato People
Member
Especially ‘Backwards’
shadyspace
Banned
I mean, I don't wear them because it's not my look but it's not like they're skirts or something.
Quarantine would be used to teach Psychology.
No more shorts, only skirts, even for men.
djplaeskool
Member
Where do I apply for citizenship?
you'd have us with hairy legged women on the weekends and bags of milk, you are a MONSTER
I like you. When I gain my throne I shall make you Minister of Ideas.
shadyspace
Banned
Make comic book character deaths permanent (this law can be voided on a case by case basis depending on whether or not I found the character death satisfactorily badass or if I start missing the character too much)
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4pm to 5pm is underwear time. Nomatter what. Nomatter when. Tshirt and sexy underwear. Period. A staple of society, nobody every questions its validity.
Just imagine how much better people would be to themselves if for an hour every day it was underwear time.
Just imagine how much better people would be to themselves if for an hour every day it was underwear time.
Out of Working Order
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All human actors in movies will be replaced with gorrillas.
Every gaming franchise will be fused with Starfox... FOREVER.
Every gaming franchise will be fused with Starfox... FOREVER.
Each Tuesday no other currency can be used other than Bison money. All nations of the word have to pay to build Bisonica capital of the world. All human beings must visit it at least once in their life in a Tuesday.
Bioware is to make all other games ever made.
Pachter is to become the minister of finance of any random 30 nations each week.
Tim Burton and Johnny Depp should collaborate for the rest of their careers and make the same film many times (with different names of course).
Gladiatorial battles are back.
Bioware is to make all other games ever made.
Pachter is to become the minister of finance of any random 30 nations each week.
Tim Burton and Johnny Depp should collaborate for the rest of their careers and make the same film many times (with different names of course).
Gladiatorial battles are back.
Why?
Fucking this.
Skiptastic
Member
1. You haven't seen Star Trek Generations
2. It was a singular fashion code because it was a military organization. Regular citizens could wear whatever they wanted in Star Trek times.
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