..but you can only enact frivolous laws. What are some of the first ones you pass?
Wednesday has to be spelled Wensday.
Men cannot wear scarves.
No more clowns.
Blazing Saddles should be used to teach history lessons.
Why can't men wear scarves? They're good in the winter.
Jail time for anyone who uses "you're" wrong.
What's the sentence for using 'wrong' instead of 'incorrectly'?
Dude, scarves? Where'd you pull that one from?
Especially ‘Backwards’Red Dwarf must be used to teach Science lessons.
(makes note of you on my enemies list)
Soon ...
Especially Backwards
I mean, I don't wear them because it's not my look but it's not like they're skirts or something.
Strippers must have a BMI > 30
Every country will use milk bags
Every country must adopt nap time everyday for 30 minutes at 12:30pm
Men may only shave on Friday nights
Women may only shave on Monday nights.
A singular fashion code wll be enacted for everyone. It will be based on Star Trek.
Every country will use milk bags
Every country must adopt nap time everyday for 30 minutes at 12:30pm
Men may only shave on Friday nights
Women may only shave on Monday nights.
A singular fashion code wll be enacted for everyone. It will be based on Star Trek.
Australia and Europe lose status as continents.
Why?Australia and Europe lose status as continents.
Fucking this.All burgers must be served plain by default. Toppings must be requested individually.
1. You haven't seen Star Trek GenerationsA singular fashion code wll be enacted for everyone. It will be based on Star Trek.