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Demon Lizardman · Jan 17, 2013

Earlier last week I recommended him the FF9 art book because he's such a fan of the game. So this week he got it and said he really enjoyed it.

Today, his door was open a crack, so I thought it was appropriate to come in and ask where he kept his white acrylic (I am at an art school btw) and saw him jacking off to a picture of dagger online and ran into mu room. Nt really sure what to say to him next, my mind is scarred. Why do people jack off to characters like that anyway?

FairyD · Jan 17, 2013

How big is his penis?

gryz · Jan 17, 2013

good thing we aren't allowed to complain about stupid threads anymore

dark_chris · Jan 17, 2013

FairyD said:
How big is his penis?

LMAO

GK86 · Jan 17, 2013

He's too sexy. Brb, rubbing one out.

Giard · Jan 17, 2013

The white acrylic was coming, why'd you run away?

Escape Goat · Jan 17, 2013

You walked on him while he was masturbating?

Messypandas · Jan 17, 2013

should have waited for the white acrylic

Demon Lizardman · Jan 17, 2013

He also is pissed off at me for walking in on him and won't talk to me, also, I didn't see his private, his back was to me.

CharlieDigital · Jan 17, 2013

Demon Lizardman said:
saw him jacking off to a picture of dagger online and ran into mu room. Nt really sure what to say to him next, my mind is scarred. Why do people jack off to characters like that anyway?

gryz · Jan 17, 2013

Demon Lizardman said:
He also is pissed off at me for walking in on him and won't talk to me, also, I didn't see his private, his back was to me.

wtf are you like 12

Raxus · Jan 17, 2013

Why didn't you join in?

BeEatNU · Jan 17, 2013

LOLOLOLOL

Antti · Jan 17, 2013

Is he finished yet?

Grakl · Jan 17, 2013

I think there are worse things out there.

"his private"

lmao

MIMIC · Jan 17, 2013

*Googles "ff9 dagger"*

Hmmmm....

terrdactycalsrock · Jan 17, 2013

From the way you word it dagger is a character, not a weapon, right?

alphaNoid · Jan 17, 2013

How you know what to get him for Christmas

Messi · Jan 17, 2013

Who walks into a friends room without knocking?

Thats just rude.

Also

Demon Lizardman · Jan 17, 2013

terrdactycalsrock said:
From the way you word it dagger is a character, not a weapon, right?

Yes, it's the female lead in the game, also known as garnet.

akira28 · Jan 17, 2013

gryz said:
good thing we aren't allowed to complain about stupid threads anymore

yes sir.

also, OP, so he was jacking it to a fanpic of a video game girl? Did you feed it pizza?

also why does Demon sounds like a confused girlfriend? "Why do people even do that? Its groossss!"

Charles Foster Kane · Jan 17, 2013

Demon Lizardman said:
Earlier last week I recommended him the FF9 art book because he's such a fan of the game. So this week he got it and said he really enjoyed it.

Today, his door was open a crack, so I thought it was appropriate to come in and ask where he kept his white acrylic (I am at an art school btw) and saw him jacking off to a picture of dagger online and ran into mu room. Nt really sure what to say to him next, my mind is scarred. Why do people jack off to characters like that anyway?

Maybe he switched as you came in. You know, like in Friends when Monica caught Chandler masturbating to sharks? I kid

smr00 · Jan 17, 2013

Demon Lizardman said:
Earlier last week I recommended him the FF9 art book because he's such a fan of the game. So this week he got it and said he really enjoyed it.

Today, his door was open a crack, so I thought it was appropriate to come in and ask where he kept his white acrylic (I am at an art school btw) and saw him jacking off to a picture of dagger online and ran into mu room. Nt really sure what to say to him next, my mind is scarred. Why do people jack off to characters like that anyway?

That was your first mistake.

Always knock you intruding privacy hater.

commedieu · Jan 17, 2013

i'd raise my hand.

You need an adult.

DerZuhälter · Jan 17, 2013

Need a hand?

Grakl · Jan 17, 2013

Demon Lizardman said:
Yes, it's the female lead in the game, also known as garnet.

You seem to know a lot about her...

edit: That's a quick stealth-edit.

FairyD · Jan 17, 2013

My motto is if you didn't actually see him with his cock in hand then you didn't catch him.

However, he's probably just really embarrassed and not mad at you. Well he probably is mad, but more mad about being caught. Give him some space and don't judge. We all have weird shit that we find arousing, I like looking at feet.

jchap · Jan 17, 2013

You are an awesome friend... walk in on "friend" without knocking, see something embarrassing, post about it on a giant public forum

Lionel Mandrake · Jan 17, 2013

MIMIC said:
*Googles "ff9 dagger"*

Hmmmm....

Five-head.

CharlieDigital · Jan 17, 2013

Look bro, we all masturbate, OK?

Even those uppity religious types.

Your #1 mistake is not knocking.

Your #2 mistake is running out of there like a little girl.

Now it's super awkward. At least, you should have been like "WHOOOA...sorry bro, my bad!" and then walked out or whipped out your dick so he didn't feel awkward.

Now you have no non-awkward way of broaching the subject.

Messi · Jan 17, 2013

Why do I get the feeling that the OP was the one masturbating, and he wanted to tell us that?

Hale-XF11 · Jan 17, 2013

And now you know to knock from now on.

Demon Lizardman · Jan 17, 2013

smr00 said:
That was your first mistake.

Always knock you intruding privacy hater.

He always comes crashing into my room without knocking, even when my door is closed, luckily it's never when I'm doing it.

TUSR · Jan 17, 2013

She's just a shitty version of Rinoa though.

Raxus · Jan 17, 2013

I wonder if he fantasizes about Quina Quen? Dat tongue.

commedieu · Jan 17, 2013

Demon Lizardman said:
He always comes crashing into my room without knocking, even when my door is closed, luckily it's never when I'm doing it.

how old are you?

Deified Data · Jan 17, 2013

One of my favorite things about FF9 (other than it being an amazing game), is how difficult it is to make porn from it due to the characters all being so butt-ugly and super-deformed.

But rule 34, and all that.

Izayoi · Jan 17, 2013

Demon Lizardman said:
He also is pissed off at me for walking in on him and won't talk to me, also, I didn't see his private, his back was to me.

His monitor was visible from the door?

I think this is the real problem here, he was definitely asking for it.

terrdactycalsrock · Jan 17, 2013

Well she is 16, that makes it strange

GAMERG0D · Jan 17, 2013

Oh dear... doing that to a Final Fantasy character...

What a horrible sin

elcapitan · Jan 17, 2013

I was expecting some weird. I am disappoint.

Antti · Jan 17, 2013

If he likes Dagger, instruct him to pursue Ellen Page.

Baconsaurus Rex · Jan 17, 2013

Big deal, I've masturbated to videogame characters before. Alyx is tight

Übermatik · Jan 17, 2013

FairyD said:
How big is his penis?

Neogaf.gif

Grakl · Jan 17, 2013

terrdactycalsrock said:
Well she is 16, that makes it strange

16 is barely ok.

Demon Lizardman · Jan 17, 2013

Izayoi said:
His monitor was visible from the door?

I think this is the real problem here, he was definitely asking for it.

Yeah, it's facing right in front of the door.

Messi · Jan 17, 2013

terrdactycalsrock said:
Well she is 16, that makes it strange

In some countries that is legal, is it not?

TUSR · Jan 17, 2013

Thread getting weeeeeird

Aguirre · Jan 17, 2013

real friends finish the job for them. ^_^

akira28 · Jan 17, 2013

terrdactycalsrock said:
Well she is 16, that makes it strange

with your roommate watching, yeah.

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