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[Kaladin]

Hey, wanna know something weird?

The source of the OP's avatar.

Don't Google image search it.

Spoiler

That is a hella ugly lizardman.

There are many things you shouldn't Google Image search.

 

[Socreges]

 

[UrbanRats]

That's funny because being walked in on while jacking off would probably make me wish for death.

auto-erotic asphixiation

"The act of choking oneself or hanging oneself during the act of masterbation to accentuate orgasm."

 

[terrdactycalsrock]

So saying she is 16 makes it ok? she looks like 8-9 lol Hentai is weird to me.



You gotta be smart. Know when to stop and when to start. The thrill is in potentially getting caught but not getting caught.

I got that age from a final fantasy wiki

 

[Deadpandas]

masturbate with him

 

[Sullichin]

Hm, idk, seems kind of rude to go run and tell the internet about this

 

[Grakl]

Wait, if OP has such an avatar... maybe OP is the one that got caught ?

Twist.

 

[Demon Lizardman]

Wait, if OP has such an avatar... maybe OP is the one that got caught ?

Got it from this thread
http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=500056

 

[daw840]

He always comes crashing into my room without knocking, even when my door is closed, luckily it's never when I'm doing it.

That's likely always a solo venture so maybe the extra company would be fun!

 

[Raxus]

Did this song play when he finished?

 

[Ezalc]

Got it from this thread
http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=500056

Hahahahahaha

 

[Grakl]

Got it from this thread
http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=500056

Being called Demon Lizardman and taking an avatar like that is still rather suggestive. And from that thread? Even worse, lol.

 

[Javaman]

Clearly his fault, you shouldn't feel bad. All of the blame is squarely on his shoulders.

I see what you did there.

 

[GAMERG0D]

Did this song play when he finished?

Oh god I lol'd

 

[cosmicblizzard]

If he's not jerking it to CP or something else illegal, why does it matter?

 

[Ezalc]

Did this song play when he finished?

Oh man, GAF is on a roll today.

 

[volpone]

Not bad.

I think I need to start attending some of these cosplay conventions.

 

[Escape Goat]

Shes dressed like an oompa loompa.

 

[Grakl]

If he's not jerking it to CP or something else illegal, why does it matter?

Maybe it's just not weird enough.

Shes dressed like an oompa loompa.

I'd tag quote you, but you're right.

 

[hym]

If he's not jerking it to CP or something else illegal, why does it matter?

Picture of your dad.

These are the things a friendship can't overcome.

 

[Demon Lizardman]

So I talked to him and he we apologized, so it's all cool now. He did say he had a crush on Garnet though.

 

[weekend_warrior]

Not bad.

Well, he does have an avatar of that lizard with the giant cock.

Damn, I'd jackoff with my door open a crack to that.

 

[Izayoi]

I see what you did there.

For a second there, I thought it was too subtle. I'm glad someone caught it.

 

[oconnomiyaki]

If he likes Dagger, instruct him to pursue Ellen Page.

Ever since I saw Hard Candy it's been impossible for me to find her attractive.

 

[cosmicblizzard]

Picture of your dad.

These are the things a friendship can't overcome.

I'd be fine with that. My dad is a sexy beast. I'm sure some of my friends already fapped to him.

 

[Grakl]

So I talked to him and he we apologized, so it's all cool now. He did say he had a crush on Garnet though.

Now you gotta collab. You know his secrets, and soon he will know yours.

 

[Arde5643]

I'd be fine with that. My dad is a sexy beast. I'm sure some of my friends already fapped to him.

Your dad's Ben Kingsley?

 

[Deified Data]

dude, there is kirby and sonic rule 34 and they redefine the term super-deformed. so, yeah.

Don't talk down to me, I've visited the Pokemon rule 34.

It changes you.

 

[Grakl]

Don't talk down to me, I've visited the Pokemon rule 34.

It changes you.

Visited, eh?

Down the rabbit hole.

 

[hym]

I'd be fine with that. My dad is a sexy beast. I'm sure some of my friends already fapped to him.

I should have been more specific with the rules, if you are a woman a picture of your grandma obviously.

 

[cosmicblizzard]

I should have been more specific with the rules, if you are a woman a picture of your grandma obviously.

I'm a straight male and so are my friends, but that shouldn't stop them from jacking off to my dad or any other family members over the legal age of consent.

 

[akira28]

Don't talk down to me, I've visited the Pokemon rule 34.

It changes you.

Pokemon?
I've come across ponies doing very rude things in my completely unrelated google search. That's probably why they changed google search forever.

 

[GavinGT]

He really likes art.

 

[Izayoi]

He really likes art.

Yeah, at least he wasn't rubbing one out to the artbook or anything.

Then OP would've been an accessory!

 

[Demon Lizardman]

He's also a big Sonic fan, but I don't know if that means anything.

 

[Silas Lang]

LOL That's weird indeed.

 

[Incitemaybe]

Must suck to live with so much sexual shame.

There is a whole wide world out there just waiting to turn your cheeks red.

 

[Alaskanbullworm]

He's also a big Sonic fan, but I don't know if that means anything.

Well, that means you lucked out since he wasn't wanking it to Big the Cat

 

[Grakl]

He's also a big Sonic fan, but I don't know if that means anything.

bwahahahaha

I sure hope not.

 

[Ken]

*Googles "ff9 dagger"*

Hmmmm....

Pretty moe.

 

[brolster]

You'll think twice about giving him a high five now...

 

[Deified Data]

Visited, eh?

Down the rabbit hole.

I visited, but my mind stayed.

 

[CSX]

Did this song play when he finished?

dammit took my joke lol

 

[Count Snackula]

Was he fingering himself and his finger looked like a snickers bar? If not, talk it out. Its not that awkward.

He's also a big Sonic fan, but I don't know if that means anything.

He jacks it to sonic fan fiction and hes probably married to some furry creature on a message board. Probably.

 

[TheMan]

oh yeah, that's the character.

i think your friend would really like selena gomez

 

[Grakl]

Was he fingering himself and his finger looked like a snickers bar? If not, talk it out. Its not that awkward.

He jacks it to sonic fan fiction and hes probably married to some furry creature on a message board. Probably.

Internet marriage? Woah.

 

[Alaskanbullworm]

You'll think twice about giving him a high five now...

 

[Instro]

I know how this goes. Next you purposefully leave your door open a crack, etc, etc.

 

[Grakl]

I know how this goes. Next you purposefully leave your door open a crack, etc, etc.

So I talked to him and he we apologized, so it's all cool now. He did say he had a crush on Garnet though.

Yep.

 

[Brian Griffin]

Lol what is this from?