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Walked on my friend doing something weird
- Thread starter Demon Lizardman
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Not gonna lie, I have done this. Not to Alyx though.
TheKaeptain
Banned
Bro if you think someone beating off is weird you may have a problem.
People always manage.
TangerineCloud
Banned
Find a really obvious location and start yanking it to pictures of Rainbow Dash. When your roommate walks in on you it'll be even and things won't be awkward anymore.
Mercury Fred
Banned
Maybe offer to suck him off next time?
XANDER CAGE
Member
I'm not sure how someone would beat it to a FF9 character when I can barely stand just looking at them.
I guess be thankful he wasn't jacking it to pictures of actual daggers?
I guess be thankful he wasn't jacking it to pictures of actual daggers?
terribletwo
Member
so you pretty much have to whip your cock out next time he does this
Reward is worth the risk
dude, there is kirby and sonic rule 34 and they redefine the term super-deformed. so, yeah.
Live life on the edge.
Darkmakaimura
Can You Imagine What SureAI Is Going To Do With Garfield?
LOL NVM. Somehow brain didn't register the "FF9" part.
Dynamite Ringo Matsuri
Member
Can't believe no one avatar quoted the OP. He took it from the damn "I saw a guy watching hentai on the subway" thread for christs sake, he has no place to complain. Shoulda acted all moe if you wanted your roomie to notice you, he'll think it's endearing and want to corrupt your innocence with his ecchiness
when i was experimenting with my body, i kept the door open to hear my sister before she could catch me. Although it didnt always work
I walked in on a friend doing it before and he kept going. True dedication that.
Uuuuh...ok I think I misread this.
Clearly his fault, you shouldn't feel bad. All of the blame is squarely on his shoulders.
Lactose_Intolerant
Member
You should have given him some encouragement before you walked out.
Gouda Jouji
Member
Escape Goat
Member
A crack in the door is an invitation.
Ludicrous Speed
Banned
Masturbating is weird now? OH boy!
BadAss2961
Member
Charles Foster Kane
Rosebud
You just taught him to lock his door. A lesson I learned the hard way.
I do find it creepy he wasn't masturbating to real people
She does look alot younger than 16. There is the real issue.
Who walks into a friends room without knocking?
Thats just rude.
Also
Who jacks off with their door unlocked while living with people? That's the real crime.
It's fine in many states and countries. Depends where you are.
Chris Hu is hilarious, of course. And the yell in back "How old are you!?" is godlike.
Clearly you didn't pay attention to Sarah's ass or Beatrix's chest. I could easily do so in the pics where they are un-chibi.
Also, OP he was masturbating and you didn't "see" anything. You two need to get the fuck over it. If it was one of my friends we'd probably just laugh about it, he'd leave the room, and I'd return to my business.
Currently trying to figure out how to make it look like the cheeseburger is aiding the cow to completion.
Knife < Dagger < Sword.
OriginofHysteria
Banned
Not bad.Well, he does have an avatar of that lizard with the giant cock.
Her I would...a million times.
after asking for ID
Whoever unsheathes first wins?
BadAss2961
Member
Probably most hentai/ecchi has girls that look younger than 16. lol
OP was in for a backstab, but chickened out.
That's funny because being walked in on while jacking off would probably make me wish for death.
So saying she is 16 makes it ok? she looks like 8-9 lol Hentai is weird to me.
You gotta be smart. Know when to stop and when to start. The thrill is in potentially getting caught but not getting caught.
And there are Malboros in FF games. So it fits the Hentai bill.
EdibleExplosives
Member
Sounds like the start of a hot, greasy, pasty, spotty porno. Mhmmm.
Buckethead
Banned
Tell him sorry, move on?
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