RandyBobandy
Banned
Savages I tell you!
Use a knife and fork
It's the proper way
Use a knife and fork
It's the proper way
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People who eat pizza with their hands are savages
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con-ca-te-nate
Member
No it is not.
Veritigo_X
Member
I never thought someone would actually need one of these videos... but here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSVRHjIxFts
Kitsunebaby
Member
I eat most things with my hands. Not a fan of utensils.
freenudemacusers
Member
zagat redeemed
Rebel Leader
THE POWER OF BUTTERSCOTCH BOTTOMS
you deserve being demoted after this OP
RandyBobandy
Banned
CarpeDeezNutz
Member
I need timedog's opinion first before I say anything.
YianGaruga
Banned
I don't need to pretend to be cultured when eating pizza. I want to feel like the filthy animal that I am
entremet
Member
Eat better pizza and stop being a slob ;P
My hands are never greasy after folding it.
do you knife-and-fork burgers?
TheUsual
Gold Member
I prefer to use other people's sleeves as my napkin.
peanutbutterlatte
Member
No OP. Just no. Pizza Express in the UK always fucks me off, they don't even pre-cut their pizzas. You're left trying to slice through a chewy dough base with a table knife. Absolute heresy.
It's like people who claim burgers shouldn't be hand-held. The bun literally facilitates it. That's the only reason to have that bread filler. It's a HANDLE.
It's like people who claim burgers shouldn't be hand-held. The bun literally facilitates it. That's the only reason to have that bread filler. It's a HANDLE.
PrimaNocta
Member
Sorry, I can't trust anyone who eats a pizza with a knife and fork. Your a god damn savage in my eyes!
Don't eat greasy shitty pizzas.
Sibersk Esto
Banned
Fuck that this is America
Particle Physicist
between a quark and a baryon
Isn't this a bannable offense (unless it's deep dish of course)?
RandyBobandy
Banned
I did the last time I went to hard Rock cafe
ActuallyHulk
Banned
My dad uses a knife and fork. I truly don't understand it. He eats every other finger food with his hands but not pizza, no sir.
Rebel Leader
THE POWER OF BUTTERSCOTCH BOTTOMS
It should be
Frecklestein
Banned
spindashing
Banned
This is what the Bill DeBlasio generation brought us.
Veritigo_X
Member
What about chicken wings? Surely the mess that those make must drive you crazy if pizza grease makes you need to use a knife and fork.
Dénouement
Banned
Same with people who don't eat crust first, what kinda little monsters?
CarpeDeezNutz
Member
How do you eat wings?
Off-Topic's version of Earthbound is factually a terrible game
Chopsticks obviously
Barrylocke
Member
Thank you for helping to spread the good word, Vertigo_X.
TheUsual
Gold Member
Maybe OP gets wings without sauce? Knew a guy who did that. He was an odd fellow.
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