It was at that moment God also realized Eve still
needed a companion that didn‟t try to maul her face
or rape the back of her head.
@c21HolyBible said:#c21hb GEN1:12 All kinds of flora were produced by the land. God saw that it was good. Except for cilantro, saying, "The fuck is this?"
Genesis 1:1 Long ago. God was bored. So God pooped out the universe. It was a loud poo.
GEN1:11 God then ripped a wicked fart,allowing life to begin to thrive, bringing forth grass,plants with seeds, and fruit. #c21hb
You mean the Bible? It was interpreted via the word of God. You state that humans are complex enough to be able to take the word of God and understand 100%. That God is so simple as to be explained by all in the Bible, which does not even attempt to do so the entire time?
You're straight up delusional if you actually believe this.Yes, now. But not early South Park.
Again this is ...South Park season one rright now. And I am aiming to bring it up further.
Well, again. I don't think something like this gets 100% backing...ever.
OP conveniently didn't mention that he already tried Kickstarter and it failed miserably
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/505258219/21st-century-holy-bible
Take a fucking hint.
OP conveniently didn't mention that he already tried Kickstarter and it failed miserably
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/505258219/21st-century-holy-bible
Take a fucking hint.
This is the book version of that rap cd that one gaffer's brother made.
Edit: lol Looks like I am not the only one to see it!
OP conveniently didn't mention that he already tried Kickstarter and it failed miserably
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/505258219/21st-century-holy-bible
Take a fucking hint.
OP conveniently didn't mention that he already tried Kickstarter and it failed miserably
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/505258219/21st-century-holy-bible
Take a fucking hint.
Pledge $500 or more
0 backers
OH BOY! You get a leather bound(real leather, unless you're against that, scraped off of one of those anorexic cows in India by an Indian boy) of part 1, gold edged(real gold, maybe, smelted to the side of the edges of the pages by , perhaps, the exact same Indian boy in India) copy with both of our names signed inside. Same with parts 2 and the complete version next year.
Estimated delivery: Nov 2014
OP conveniently didn't mention that he already tried Kickstarter and it failed miserably
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/505258219/21st-century-holy-bible
Take a fucking hint.
lmao $2.00
OP conveniently didn't mention that he already tried Kickstarter and it failed miserably
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/505258219/21st-century-holy-bible
Take a fucking hint.
I wonder why?Pledge $1,000 or more
0 backers
I don't know, man. A lot of things. Personal correspondence throughout the whole process. A leather-bound, gold edged copy with as much as my DNA as you want. Same with parts 2 and the complete version next year.
OP conveniently didn't mention that he already tried Kickstarter and it failed miserably
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/505258219/21st-century-holy-bible
Take a fucking hint.
This, along with this thread, is incredibly depressing to me. I legitimately feel bad for the OP. It's okay to cut your losses on some things, man...OP conveniently didn't mention that he already tried Kickstarter and it failed miserably
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/505258219/21st-century-holy-bible
Take a fucking hint.
I'm not trying to be a dick but I'm actually a bit surprised it made that much.
I remember the Boomer Bible being pretty funny.
This, along with this thread, is incredibly depressing to me. I legitimately feel bad for the OP. It's okay to cut your losses on some things, man...
I guess I can understand being attached to a project if you've already written 90 pages of the stuff, but I mean, it might be taking it too far when you're even linking to it on your OkCupid page. Pursue it as a personal project if you really feel compelled to continue with it.Take a fucking hint.
i hate to tell you this Ntsouls but i'm from america and i've never heard anyone talk like this except for dumb unfunny teenagers online
You mean the Bible? It was interpreted via the word of God. You state that humans are complex enough to be able to take the word of God and understand 100%. That God is so simple as to be explained by all in the Bible, which does not even attempt to do so the entire time?
Well, again. I don't think something like this gets 100% backing...ever.
Well again there is no real way to respond on a forum to everyone. I know how to improve the book. I get that racial things stir people the wrong way. There is still a lack of balance with vulgarity and wit. As I have said.
Well. Hopefully.
As is true with any idea that is either better or worse.
Well later they become allies. So theres that.
And the language is representative of how Americans talk. Not every character in this book uses those kinds of words, because no every American uses words like that.
But some characters are...like that.
I honestly. And this is not within regards to the context of whichever character slut shammed. Feel that being promiscuous is disgraceful and disgusting.
All names in that section are kind of offensive.
Well success will be the only measure. And if I fail then I fail.
Yes, now. But not early South Park.
Again this is ...South Park season one rright now. And I am aiming to bring it up further.
Most criticism is. Its not funny. Its not funny. Its not good.
So my only response is that. Well this is your sense of humor. Or this is just an early version.
What response would be more apt?
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It takes awhile to respond to people. No I will not bail.
I don't know I think Laban is fkin hilarious.
I'm a professional copy-editor and... no. Just no.
This is terribly immature and no amount of re-drafting can save it. Please stop.
Holy shit, please post the older ones.
You're really committing to this metaphor huh. Well one man's pile of dinosaur shit is another person's shitty, flawed diamond... eventually, and by no virtue of the dinosaur itself.
Even though you're this thing, at it's editor-won't-fix-it core, will only make good people unhappy and reinforce shitty attitudes of knuckleheads. The thing you're producing will make the world worse.
Start over. Don't emulate Family Guy. Understand that South Park is far, far, far from flawless and understand that you've exclusively picked up the shittiest parts of South Park and missed what little value it has.
Well that's probably your first problem, then. Who would actually read this from start to finish? Who is this for?
It's trying too hard and it's too forced and contrived. I found myself cringing at a good majority of it.
Not every single line has to be humorous. If I were to give a suggestion I'd say to make it a LOT more subtle.
An example page:
"Fun water friends" = Not funny.
"Gee, it sure is BORING around here" = Not funny.
"MAKE BABIES! HAHAAHHAHAH! YES! SPASTIC!" = Not funny.
"RAR! MYAK! MYAK! MOO!" = Not funny.
"Walking retard fish babies" = Not funny.
No, I understand.
But when Minecraft was in its alpha, it had room to grow and it's much easier I believe to make changes to a video game than it is to a book. An editor can't fix 90 pages of writing when the error isn't in the prose, but in the premise itself. How do you think an editor does his job?
Also, as someone who does a lot of original work and shows it off to friends, of course your friends are going to like it! They're biased obviously. Show someone who has no stake in your friendship (like GAF) and you'll get truly honest opinions.
And no. Arts aren't all the same. Someone who's good at photography will not assuredly be good at film. Something that works in film will not assuredly work in writing. This is pretty fundamental, and trying to criss cross principles without fully understand WHY they worked is why this book is a bit of a mess.
It's offensive for no reason except to try to make you laugh, so then when it fails at that it's got nothing left to give it a reason to exist. And don't try to tell me I haven't read more than a few words, because I read through a lot more than I thought I could.
It is sometimes.I read one verse of Genesis and just click x. I welcome humor in religion but this is terrible and forced to get those lolz. Have the humor been witty and clever I would have enjoyed it...
I'm not sure if an editor can make this funny, is the thing.
What you're not accepting here is that you're not good at this style. It's just not your strength, and no amount of polishing, editing, kickstarting, or pleading with people is gonna fix that.
You've got so much motivation, and it's being totally wasted on pursuing a project that's not only BEEN DONE, but done better.
Find something you're good at, OP. Seriously. If you can find that thing and apply the same determination, you'll find your success. No joke here, I do believe that. This isn't it.
SPOILERS FOR THE END OF BOOK
"So Meyer-Jospeh died at the age of
110. After that they embalmed him in bubble gum,
his body was placed in a coffin in California."
maybe u jus dont get south park huh it's parody its actually pretty smart if u think about it
OP conveniently didn't mention that he already tried Kickstarter and it failed miserably
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/505258219/21st-century-holy-bible
Take a fucking hint.
As a normal person,
I don't know about that. If it were only slightly edgier and about 10% more in my face, it would be really good.
Only it isn't. You've had a bunch of people of different backgrounds, perspectives, and senses of humor scouring this thing and no one has found anything that was intentionally funny. You keep saying "people who find the same things funny that I do" but you aren't as funny as the things you find funny. You aren't funny.It is sometimes.
Can we put it in more of a hip-hop context?