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[Rabid Wolverine]

Why you little!

 

[Stinkles]

Not even gonna check if I posted it before.

"My name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me." is the GOAT.

 

[steadfast]

Bart: As long as you're doing things for me, will you tie up your bathrobe when you walk around the house?

Homer: NEVER.

 

[Skeyser]

 

[Robot Pants]

Homer related?

 

[MrCunningham]

"I wonder what my life would be like if I robbed the Kwik-E-Mart?"

 

[Iph]

One that I always remember is when he's stuck, trying to enter through a doggie-door and laments "Oh, why must I be so voluptuous?"

 

[Robot Pants]

"Soda and Candy for all!"

 

[Skeyser]

Homer related?

Ah my bad

How about this one then :

 

[joeyjoejoeshabadoo]

I have to post the Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo scene.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qg8H2EveamM

 

[Camp Lo]

I have to post the Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo scene.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qg8H2EveamM

That's more of a Moe moment for me than anything.

 

[JinjoUnchained]

I hope Sideshow Bob fed you because I ate your dinner.

 

[CreepingFear]

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Post Office Worker: Okay. What's your first name, Mr. Burns?
Homer: ...I don't know.

 

[Mighty Chin]

"Oh, look at those phonies sucking up to Bush.
I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush."
In thought "There it is, Homer.
The cleverest thing you'll ever say, and nobody heard it.
D'oh!!"

 

[inm8num2]

 

[devonodev]

Hello. My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.

"OK, what's your first name, Mr. Burns?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7BkdARYNAE

So many great moments, this would have to one of my favorites though.

 

[EulaCapra]

I'll eat eggplant. I could even eat a baby deer. LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!

[Bart awakens after a nightmare being almost killed by Groundskeeper Willie]
Bart: Ohh... it was only a dream.
[sees scrape on stomach]
Bart: Aaahhhh!!!!
Homer: Bart! Is that you!?
Bart: Yes!
Homer: Take out the garbage.

 

[Niraj]

Bart: These uniforms suck.

Marge: Bart, where did you pick up words like that?

Homer: [on the phone] Yeah, Moe, that team sure sucked last night. They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked.

Marge: Homer.

Homer: Oh, I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are lookin' at me.

 

[GentlemanCrow]

"Duff Gardens hurrrrrraaahhh!"

 

[Deadbeat]

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

All is well in this thread.

 

[inm8num2]

Change the channel, Marge.

Also: "You? Went into outer space? You?"
"Sure, you've never been? Would you like to see my Grammy award?"

 

[KefkaPalazzo]

 

[Giant Robot]

 

[Anth0ny]

It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography!

 

[inm8num2]

 

[The Technomancer]

Not even gonna check if I posted it before.

"My name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me." is the GOAT.

"Alright Mr. Burns, whats your first name?"

"I don't....know"

Something about the way he pronounces "know" just cracks me up

 

[Dai101]

Yes, well... Homer, organized labor has been called "a lumbering dinosaur".


Aah!!


My director is telling me not to talk to you any more.


Woohoo!

 

[DXB-KNIGHT]

Posted or not this is my favorite!

Selma: Her legend will live forever.

Homer's Brain: Yeah. The legend of the dog-faced woman.

Homer: Legend of the dog-faced woman! Oh, that's good!

 

[walei]

Every time he ends up bonding with one of his children. I'm a sucker for this type of episodes. So heartwarming.

This one in particular:

:Q How did I never realize until now the plaque says "DO IT FOR HER" :Q

I still say this while I drive or walk on the street

"Out of my way, JERKASS!"

 

[krae_man]

Why do you want to become a big brother?
Don't say revenge, don't say revenge
Uh revenge
That's it I'm getting out of here

Homer are you planning on hitting Ned in the head with that pipe and take his tickets?
Ye..No

 

[sethcheek]

To the tune of "In Cars":

(Hosing out back of car)
Here in my car,
I am hosing out blood.
Some of it's mine,
but most of it's not.
(Marge approaches)
Here's Ma-arge...

 

[RC]

"Ah McGarnagle, eases the pain,"

And the scene after is gold as well:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DF6Oz4KBww

 

[udiie]

one of my favorite jokes.

 

[Randam]

Hello, Mr burns.
This is your mother.

 

[xbhaskarx]

"I wanna be John Elway!"

 

[Syrinx]

Homer: "Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich right now."
Marge: "Are you gonna eat it?"
Homer: "...Yes."

 

[Psyrgery ES]

I love the Homer / Shining parody, especially in the spanish dub, "No TV and no beer make Homer go crazy".

Also, when Homer is in an airplane and suddenly the air supplies pop out of the cabinets and he goes "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!". It is being used here in Spain in internet forums when referencing the ebola infection in Madrid.

 

[Rickelodeon]

SEE YOU IN HELL CANDY BOY

 

[Ranvier]

[Homer and Marge discuss the dangers of a monorail]

Marge: What if something goes wrong?

Homer: Pffft... what if. What if I'm taking a shower and I slip on a bar of soap? Oh my god, I'd be killed!

 

[bonesmccoy]

Ah, anything between Seasons 3 - 8.

 

[Anth0ny]

New glasses?




Probably misses his old glasses.

 

[CyclopsRock]

Never, Marge. Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"

 

[Prax]

MARGE, IT TAKES TWO TO LIE: ONE TO LIE AND ONE TO LISTEN!

 

[Rambaldi47]

You don't win friends with salad. You don't win friends with salad.

 

[jadedm17]

English side ruined, must.... Use..... French side.... La grille? What the hell is la grille?

 

[grimmiq]

"Marge, can you set the oven to cold?"

4 pages and no sarcastic Homer?

 

[Randam]

English side ruined, must.... Use..... French side.... La grille? What the hell is la grille?

Isn't it "Le grille "?

 

[Clockw0rk]

dont remember which episode. but theres an episode where homer lays an egg. its prob the hardest ive laughed at simpsons. maybe a treehouse horror? didnt find a clip on youtube ;(

 

[UltraGunner]

"Mmmm, 64 slices of American Cheese... 63... 62..."

"...2...(groans) 1"

"Have you been up all night eating cheese?"

"I think I'm blind."

 

[Kelas]

I doubt this would be at all usable in the context of your event, but "daddy, ask the man for some candy" is still one of my favourite homer moments.