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Which fictional character would win in a eating contest?

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Blues1990

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Obelix, Kirby, & Galactus are most notable for being fictional characters that have appetites of steel, all of which that there is no limit to their respective hunger. Out of the three, who would win in an eating contest?
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.

Jex

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It's like this isn't in the OP! Of course, the title is misleading. Should be "Which of these 3 characters..." etc.

Out of the three, who would win in an eating contest?

Clearly, Kirby eats Galactus and gains his powers. Obvious.
 

Haly

One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
Galactus eats because he's a bottomless pit, right?

Kirby eats because he can. And everything he eats makes him stronger.

Checkmate, Galactus!
 

Blues1990

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Obelix doesn't seem to have any limits to how much he can eat. In the movie "The Twelve Tasks of Asterix", one of the challenges he had to face was eating all the elaborate dishes that the "Chef of the Titans" had prepared. He is a grade-A example of gluttony, and I think he can give the planet eater a run for his money.
 

akira28

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That dude from the weird wikipedia article thread who ate live animals, garbage, chemicals, and inedible items because his hunger was never fully sated.

when the autopsy doctors looked into his mouth, they could see straight into his huge mutated stomach. shit read like an X file.

dude was suspected of eating children, and used to eat live animals as a parlor trick.
 

darkside31337

Tomodachi wa Mahou
Aizen would win. Any character who can either control time while still eating or make everyone else think they won without eating any actual food would be at an obvious advantage.
 

Kinyou

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Obelix, Kirby, & Galactus are most notable for being fictional characters that have appetites of steel, all of which that there is no limit to their respective hunger. Out of the three, who would win in an eating contest?
While the other ones are too busy eating with their hands kirby has the power of infinite suction

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Blues1990

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Son Goku.

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I think he & Obelix would be pretty equal with their eating capacity. Heck, Goku would love to hang with Asterix & company for one of their annual village feasts.

Homer Simpson. He nearly ate the Sea Captain out of business.

Homer has his limits, though. He had developed a heart attack at one point, and he cannot eat spicy food.

Kirby

Obelix gets the best food though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hsP7tSGNGc

My man!

Out of your list? Kirby.

Out of my list? Mr.Luggs from Luigi's Mansion

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Would the yellow ghost from Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon have any relation to Mr. Luggs?

Coop would win, there's no one that could stand against that stomach.

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I would say that Kirby & Obelix would give Coop a run for his money. He has a sweet giant robot, though.

What, no Luffy?

I love One Piece as much as the next guy, but I could never stand Luffy as a character. But, sure, why not?


Jughead is a weird character.

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How does Galactus eat in the comics? Does he chew and swallow, or does he use his ship like in that Silver Surfer cartoon from the 90s?
 
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