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I love wearing sweatpants and enjoy people staring at my penis
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manfestival
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dead souls
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I didn't know Justin Theroux was a gaf member.
RumblingRosco
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I wear sweatpants 90% of the time as a graduate student... until it gets too warm, then I switch to some sort of shorts. I switch to jeans when I need to dress up.
And the bulge? Fuck it, I don't care. It is what it is. My wife honks my dick all the time when I'm wearing sweatpants at home.
To people saying he needs to better hide his bulge, what do you say to women that have clothing that allows you to see the outline of their breasts, that they should wear thicker sweaters so we can't see the outline of their boobs? Who gives a shit.
And the bulge? Fuck it, I don't care. It is what it is. My wife honks my dick all the time when I'm wearing sweatpants at home.
To people saying he needs to better hide his bulge, what do you say to women that have clothing that allows you to see the outline of their breasts, that they should wear thicker sweaters so we can't see the outline of their boobs? Who gives a shit.
Yep. I'll trade you my new born dick for your monster cock. I have no bulge, so fuck off.
Secretly you love the people who look, don't lie.
freenudemacusers
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http://patrikervell.com/product/detail/pass/3310
a good low key option
do all men with tiny penises get this angry?
Tight sweatpants....exist? The whole point is to be baggy and worn over other gym clothes.
I assume the OP is, otherwise they would not be hugging his manhood. That or he just can't find sweatpants baggy enough, if you know what I mean.
yeah i was just born recently, still encountering new things
Lol bro I'm only 6" and it looks small and sad when cloaked under my sweatpants. Bulge /= huge package
They are baggy but it still drapes off... You can see where it starts but not necessarily where it ends.
Dead Prince
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breakfuss
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Agreed. Well, not necessarily that they have to be worn over other clothes...but that they should be loose and comfortable. Pretty disturbing that anyone here would wear something tight.
This.
So what a guy was licking his burrito while eye balling your junk (maybe stroking the burrito too). LET HIM. Maybe he has an eating disorder. Either way you should be comfortable being you.
freenudemacusers
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tight jeans are great tho
thiscoldblack
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There's an easy solution to your sweatpants troubles: tuck your penis in between your legs. There, no more wondering penis.
shira
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Do they make mosaic pattern pants? That would be hilarious
I have a feeling if anything this would make my penis wonder even more.
or flip it up into the waistband
My penis usually wonders why it's so dark most of the time. The rest deal with the next time sex will happen. We think alike sometimes.
lol first thing I thought of
Oh man, joggers, I will never wear them, not after taking the bus to college once and the guy behind the driver leaning against a pole decided to get a good old boner. Joggers don't hide anything, the whole bus just got really awkward and no one wanted to look forward.
entremet
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Not if you squat regularly
I like slim jeans, but I having trouble finding good fits now.
David Incorporated Esq.
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That was the joke lol
I'm surprised it took until post 58 for someone to notice the stealth brag.
Seriously.
Yeah I couldn't wait to tell GAF about old dudes staring at my average sized dick.
Damn you guys are smart
The more money you spend on the clothes, the better youre judged by the masses. Duh dude get with.
Damn you guys are smart
The more money you spend on the clothes, the better youre judged by the masses. Duh dude get with.
freenudemacusers
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just get ones with some stretch so they slide over your bootyNot if you squat regularly
I like slim jeans, but I having trouble finding good fits now.
Lovely Salsa
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Not if you squat regularly
I like slim jeans, but I having trouble finding good fits now.
This is why I have chicken legs
CassidyIzABeast
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I rock baggy sweatpants. Got a problem with that? Meet me in Temecula
Who cares about the bulge, you have no sense of style if you are walking around in sweatpants, have some self respect or a sense of individuality.
I hate seeing guys wearing sweatpants or full tracksuits, you expect girls to make an effort and yet you dress like a slob, disgusting.
I hate seeing guys wearing sweatpants or full tracksuits, you expect girls to make an effort and yet you dress like a slob, disgusting.
Do I get respect points back if I tell you guys it was a fast-casual restaurant?
Isn't that accomplished by wearing what you want without no fucks given on how people will perceive you? Eh? Yeah? Sweatpants?
even though I would totally still rock them in a Max & Erma's
Isn't that accomplished by wearing what you want without no fucks given on how people will perceive you? Eh? Yeah? Sweatpants?
But do expensive closes really translate the magnitue of my endowment to the masses? I was always in the believe that luxuries signal the opposite.Yeah I couldn't wait to tell GAF about old dudes staring at my average sized dick.
Damn you guys are smart
The more money you spend on the clothes, the better youre judged by the masses. Duh dude get with.
Unhandled Exception
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They match the flavor of the food
I think the suggestion to switch to black sweatpants from the first page is a good option. Would hide the shapes a bit. Your current setup seems like it creates a mystery. Perhaps people staring are just intrigued and trying to triangulate where your junk ends.
Also, Wal-Mart, the Taco Bell of retailers
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