Does anybody else run into this issue? I love sweats. I have about 5 pairs. They're comfy, allow for free-movement, they match easily with about anything, easy to get on and off etc..
..that visible bulge doe.
For instance, the other day I was at a restaurant and was heading to my table when I caught some old dude just straight up staring at my junk while he was sitting down, munching on his burrito..
The struggle is real...
Get a smaller dick
http://patrikervell.com/product/detail/pass/3310this is so perfect
just invest in some jogger pants and thank me later
do all men with tiny penises get this angry?Yep. I'll trade you my new born dick for your monster cock. I have no bulge, so fuck off.
Secretly you love the people who look, don't lie.
Tight sweatpants....exist? The whole point is to be baggy and worn over other gym clothes.tight sweatpants should be illegal for men.
men should only be permitted to wear baggy sweat pants
Do people wear non-baggy sweatpants?
so the only two products you have encountered for covering your legs are sweatpants and dad jeans.
Lol bro I'm only 6" and it looks small and sad when cloaked under my sweatpants. Bulge /= huge packageYep. I'll trade you my new born dick for your monster cock. I have no bulge, so fuck off.
Secretly you love the people who look, don't lie.
I assume the OP is, otherwise they would not be hugging his manhood. That or he just can't find sweatpants baggy enough, if you know what I mean.
tight sweatpants should be illegal for men.
men should only be permitted to wear baggy sweat pants
Tight sweatpants....exist? The whole point is to be baggy and worn over other gym clothes.
I wear sweatpants 90% of the time as a graduate student... until it gets too warm, then I switch to some sort of shorts. I switch to jeans when I need to dress up.
And the bulge? Fuck it, I don't care. It is what it is. My wife honks my dick all the time when I'm wearing sweatpants at home.
To people saying he needs to better hide his bulge, what do you say to women that have clothing that allows you to see the outline of their breasts, that they should wear thicker sweaters so we can't see the outline of their boobs? Who gives a shit.
tight jeans are great thoAgreed. Well, not necessarily that they have to be worn over other clothes...but that they should be loose and comfortable. Pretty disturbing that anyone here would wear something tight.
There's an easy solution to your sweatpants troubles: tuck your penis in between your legs. There, no more wondering penis.
There's an easy solution to your sweatpants troubles: tuck your penis in between your legs. There, no more wondering penis.
There's an easy solution to your sweatpants troubles: tuck your penis in between your legs. There, no more wondering penis.
tight jeans are great tho
I have a feeling if anything this would make my penis wonder even more.
You mean wander, but the use of wonder is fantastic.
I like how the OP tried to stealth brag while admitting to wearing sweatpants in public.
have some goddamn dignity and don't go out in public in sweat pants.
What other clothing items besides sweatpants can demonstrate my value?
Yeah I couldn't wait to tell GAF about old dudes staring at my average sized dick.
Damn you guys are smart
just get ones with some stretch so they slide over your bootyNot if you squat regularly
I like slim jeans, but I having trouble finding good fits now.
Not if you squat regularly
I like slim jeans, but I having trouble finding good fits now.
Does anybody else run into this issue? I love sweats. I have about 5 pairs. They're comfy, allow for free-movement, they match easily with about anything, easy to get on and off etc..
..that visible bulge doe.
For instance, the other day I was at a restaurant and was heading to my table when I caught some old dude just straight up staring at my junk while he was sitting down, munching on his burrito..
The struggle is real...
Who cares about the bulge, you have no sense of style if you are walking around in sweatpants, have some self respect or a sense of individuality.
I hate seeing guys wearing sweatpants or full tracksuits, you expect girls to make an effort and yet you dress like a slob, disgusting.
Yeah I couldn't wait to tell GAF about old dudes staring at my average sized dick.
Damn you guys are smart
But do expensive closes really translate the magnitue of my endowment to the masses? I was always in the believe that luxuries signal the opposite.Yeah I couldn't wait to tell GAF about old dudes staring at my average sized dick.
Damn you guys are smart
The more money you spend on the clothes, the better youre judged by the masses. Duh dude get with.
Sweatpants at Taco Bell is acceptable.
They are baggy but it still drapes off... You can see where it starts but not necessarily where it ends.
Sweatpants at Taco Bell is acceptable.