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Tom Penny

Member
What is Tammy's signature play?

Standing on the sidelines when his teammates won* the big game?

Lulz

Although he was on the winning team, Roethlisberger played a horrid game where he managed to post the worst quarterback rating in Super Bowl history at 22.6.

He didn't even throw the best pass in this game. That distinction went to Steelers receiver, and former college quarterback, Antwaan Randle-El.

Roethlisberger's biggest contribution in this was a rushing touchdown in the early stages of the game that should have been overturned as he was clearly stopped short.
 

bionic77

Member
Sucking dick in one out of 4 postseason games (he set playoff records in the first 3, all on the road) is one of his signature plays. True, that is part of his story.

But he also has some great ones too. The drive against the Ravens. Helmet catch 2.0 and the pass to Holmes are probably the ones that stick out the most to me. Also that pass to win against GB, one of the best passes ever. All of those were simply amazing.

Can you give me one for Tammy?
 
Sucking dick in one out of 4 postseason games (he set playoff records in the first 3, all on the road) is one of his signature plays. True, that is part of his story.

But he also has some great ones too. The drive against the Ravens. Helmet catch 2.0 and the pass to Holmes are probably the ones that stick out the most to me. Also that pass to win against GB, one of the best passes ever. All of those were simply amazing.

Can you give me one for Tammy?

remember when ben beat the patriots in the playoffs that one time
 

cashman

Banned
They had a world class OL last year. Their defense was a facade waiting to be exposed. I haven't seen anything to change that, and this signing doesn't really change that.

A facade with a better pass rush and still has most of the offense which did a good job in hiding it for the most part last year. I never fully believed in the Cowboys last year because of the defense, and I kept on waiting for it all to be exposed, but here we are with 12-4 record and litterally inches away from being in the NFC championship game. I think they'll be alright.
 
So NFL has a video of Tom Brady talking about the report. Q: Does report detract from winning the SB? "We earned and achieved everything we got as a team." Team effort indeed. Please Tom stop talking, you clearly have some of the worst PR people trying to help you out last few months.
 

Tom Penny

Member
Sucking dick in one out of 4 postseason games (he set playoff records in the first 3, all on the road) is one of his signature plays. True, that is part of his story.

But he also has some great ones too. The drive against the Ravens. Helmet catch 2.0 and the pass to Holm1es are probably the ones that stick out the most to me. Also that pass to win against GB, one of the best passes ever. All of those were simply amazing.

Can you give me one for Tammy?

How come in 3 SB Ben has 4X less TD's and more INT's then Brady has in 6 SB?
 
We can now burn this blasphemous false doctrine that rampant Pats fans on my FB have been posting (please do not judge me for having them on FB). But on the real, I love how selective this bullshit chart is being.

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We need some asterisks shopped in there ASAP.
Should be a "won a super bowl without being caught cheating" column.
 

Godslay

Banned
A facade with a better pass rush and still has most of the offense which did a good job in hiding it for the most part last year. I never fully believed in the Cowboys last year because of the defense, and I kept on waiting for it all to be exposed, but here we are with 12-4 record and litterally inches away from being in the NFC championship game. I think they'll be alright.

They played some shitty teams on the whole though. Seattle, Cards, Colts and possibly the Eagles were their toughest competitors. Outside of that it was steaming horseshit.

The results do speak for themselves in terms of record, but in my opinion Greg Hardy and a couple of rookies aren't putting them in any different position then they were last year. I'm not saying they're bad, I just think if anything it's a slight uptick rather a drastic improvement yoy.
 

chuckddd

Fear of a GAF Planet
We've known that for a long time though.

DAVIS HSU @DavisHsuSeattle · 17m
Danny Oneil says SEA offer to Wilson is about $78M over 2016-2019 (4 yrs) or $80M over 5 (2015-2019)

Why are they lowballing him? Shitty franchise going back to irrelevance.
 

Tom Penny

Member
Way to answer the question!

I can't explain how a talentless cheater could put up those stats. Just like I can't explain the Pats super low fumble rate!

http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/fivethirtyeight-dissects-the-deflategate-report/

Oh wait, I forgot that they are known cheaters! Perhaps that is the missing link!

It's amazing how they didn't fumble against the Colts or Seattle. It must have been some strange black magic.

and that is what has happened every time. someone ELSE making the game winning* play!

It is strange that Brady didn't decide to play defense in 4 of the SB's were he got them the lead in the 4th.He might have won all 6.
 

bionic77

Member
and that is what has happened every time. someone ELSE making the game winning* play!
When fans post a YouTube vid of Montanas greatness it will center around the catch or the game winning TD to beat the Bungles.

Tammy's YT highlight is going to be a bunch of press conferences and the evidence that he was a lying cunt.

Penny still can think of a single great play of Brady's btw. That is hilarious.

To help him out I think he ran for like 15 yards against the Steelers defense once. Granted Garrard ran for like 24 against the same defense in their prime but that's about the best I can think of!
 
When fans post a YouTube vid of Montanas greatness it will center around the catch or the game winning TD to beat the Bungles.

Tammy's YT highlight is going to be a bunch of press conferences and the evidence that he was a lying cunt.

Penny still can think of a single great play of Brady's btw. That is hilarious.

To help him out I think he ran for like 15 yards against the Steelers defense once. Granted Garrard ran for like 24 against the same defense in their prime but that's about the best I can think of!

what about bringing the Patriots back from down 10 in the 4th quarter to win the superbowl
 

bionic77

Member
what about bringing the Patriots back from down 10 in the 4th quarter to win the superbowl
What was the signature play on those drives?

The 15 straight dumpoffs to the running backs? Plays so simple that it is conceivable that Jamarcus Russell could compete them.

Or was it the 5 yard slants that impressed you?
 

bionic77

Member
whats your argument again
He never did shit that was worth remembering except for beating a cheating cunt.

So far no Patriot fan on this page can point to a single memorable play of his in a game that mattered. No catch, no helmet catch, no immaculate reception. Most great players have at least a few of them.
 

Crisco

Banned
That report really is ridiculous. They commissioned a full scientific analysis on football air pressure, but couldn't be ass'd to find the goddamn Ray Rice elevator tape. I still think the NFL and Goodell come out looking worse than anyone.
 
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