" Remember reaper, No evil stuff"
*they close the door
" Who wants to be evil "
" YAAAAAA!"
Later at the computer
" But wont this make the team bad?"
" Do you want to be a team player or do you wanna be a cool sniper "
And then, 3 days later*
Mercy and 76 return to see the right side of the house being repaired by construction robots.
*76 is pinching the bridge of his nose*
*Mercy is just standing with a blank face for a minute before her face becomes pure tranquil fury followed by her brandishing her pistol*
"When I get through with him, he'll be begging for a heal."
*Then reaper walks out, with his hands up*
"Wait I can explain everythin-"
*Reaper is cut off by a swift right straight into his mask*
M: "You have two minutes, two, to explain what the hell happened to our house!"
R: Well you see I let Hana play some sniper and there was this asshole that got real real salty, saying he was going to kick our asses. I thought "hey he's full of shit!" And so I typed the address to the house and said "Come and get me, asswipe!" And well, I gotta say, he had some balls because I didn't think he would actually come here, and with a grenade launcher no less.
*76 has face covered and Mercy is doing everything she can not to send her rather pointy heels into Reaper's skull. Then D.Va runs out*
Bab: Momi! A mean man came to our house with a big gun. Then he made a big hole in house with a "boom"!! But uncle reaper got in a fight with the mean man and uncle reaper was all like-"
*Cut to Reaper standing over the dead body of the salty asswipe*
R: Reaper, bitch!! Boom! *Pelvic thrust*