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Piece of Shit Honda

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SUPREME1

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Sounds like driver error.

What you need to do is rip out the moron driver and replace with someone compitent, like mom or dad.
 
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kilongs

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So instead of trying to go online and troubleshoot the problem with your Ipad, you come here and complain about it?
 
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Mudkips

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Cheeto said:
Just another attempt to be douchey with an iWhatever
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I just found an interactive, online troubleshooter for his model at one of Honda's service/maintenance portal sites.

It's in flash.
 
Ecto311

Ecto311

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I have nothing but hondas. My CRX has 300k+ miles on it and still runs fine, no oil burn or anything. Good thing you can sit there and complain - when my cars break I fix them.

Mudkips said:
I just found an interactive, online troubleshooter for his model at one of Honda's service/maintenance portal sites.

It's in flash.
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kilongs

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Mudkips said:
I just found an interactive, online troubleshooter for his model at one of Honda's service/maintenance portal sites.

It's in flash.
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:lol Is there no app for that?

Just take out the damn manual, I'm pretty sure there are simple troubleshooting steps in there. Or how about learning some basic car maintenance...
 
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Javaman

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Kave_Man said:
This thread reminds me of my last car. A 95 Honda Civic...worst car I've ever owned in my life!

Broken into twice, stolen once (they found it a few blocks down the road), broken down on the road 4 or 5 times (one time on the highway).

God I hated that car, I was kind of happy when I got rid of it due to a dump truck crumpling the entire driver's side of the car. It was parked infront of my house at the time.
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I'm still driving a POS '94 Honda Accord. Neither of the front windows work anymore because something snapped and they fell down into the doors several months apart. I couldn't make any sense of the spaghetti of pulley wires in door's cubby holes and had to jack the windows up with chunks of wood.
 
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bjork

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Javaman said:
I'm still driving a POS '94 Honda Accord. Neither of the front windows work anymore because something snapped and they fell down into the doors several months apart. I couldn't make any sense of the spaghetti of pulley wires in door's cubby holes and had to jack the windows up with chunks of wood.
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Those probably use the same regulators as a civic, and are easy to replace.
 
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Stinkles

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threenote said:
The one day I decided to drive my parents' 2010 Honda accord is the day it won't start--and now I'm stuck in a parking lot waiting for the tow truck. Jesus Christ what a piece of shit car.

Thank god for my iPad
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There is nothing more unreliable than a Honda. And nothing less error-prone than typing on an iPad.
 
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Silkworm

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I love the look of the Honda Accord two door coupes. I've got a Civic 2003 coupe and would love one day to upgrade to the Accord coupe. But what I'd really like is if Acura would make a coupe! Why the hell don't they offer one?! An Acura TSX two-door coupe could/would look really nice but alas no such thing exists (there's not even a coupe version available for the RL or TL, bah!) :-\
 
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threenote said:
The one day I decided to drive my parents' 2010 Honda accord is the day it won't start--and now I'm stuck in a parking lot waiting for the tow truck. Jesus Christ what a piece of shit car.

Thank god for my iPad
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will it crank? it just wont fire? or is it DOA? were the lights left on?
 
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PrivateWHudson

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We need an update. Was it the battery, alternator, or did you lock the doors with the remote while listening to the radio and activate some fuel shut off security measure?
 
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Ex:2

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Got my 1st Honda a few months back, 2010 Accord and it's been good to me you have a lemon. Make some lemonade dude.
 
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