Ive become a feminist icon. Do you want to know why? So at my previous date at UW Wisconsin, I happen to put on the screen, the image, a picture of a nice young man who think hes a lady and used the law -- because of course progressives always when they dont get what they want or want to get in somewhere that they dont belong, invoke the great patriarchal force known as the government -- to try to get into the womens locker rooms. This young man was desperate for a bit of tit and minge.
So he tried, via the government, to get himself into the womens locker rooms at UW Milwaukee. Now he created a terrible fuss, an awful fuss, when I put his name up there and so did the president of that university. But it turns out, hes going to quit the university. So I have become a sort of second wave feminist icon, protecting women from men in their locker rooms. Well, youre welcome, feminism.
Now, this young person -- sometimes they think, sometimes they say Im mean, sometimes they say its too much. Sometimes they say youre too vindictive, its too cruel. But the point of doing this, is that, you know, they invoke the government, they use the government to get a variety of things through that ordinary, normal people would not permit. And then this person, Justine or Adelaide, or whatever he calls himself this week --
[audience laughter]
Its Christmas, I dont care anymore!
Adelaide, good lord, went to the press and said I had used violent words as though violent words were a thing. What the fuck is a violent word? If you cant take a joke, how are you going to deal with having your dick cut off?