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[cyba89]

I witnessed the most powerful console ever and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.

 

[ktroopa]

Microsoft believing they are the best0r once again. Sigh.. lets hope we see more than 4k ports of exsisting games. That slogan is cringe, fact.

 

[Durock]

Well they're right aren't they? Obviously it'll be obsolete in the next gen, but this is all about the now. And also, it's just a part of their 'fanfest' branding. Did the same thing a few years ago regarding their games.

 

[Angelus Errare]

MS: "We were too corporate with Xbox, just right with 360, too corporate with Xbox One until we changed course....fuck it with this console we're going full leet gamer!! Find some cool dudes on the interwebs to make us some awesome gamer swag shirts!"

 

[Insane Metal]

According to someone in the other thread:

You've got to be shitting me.

 

[fantomena]

Don't take my jokes for real.

Haha, thanks, Im more calm now.

 

[Polygonal_Sprite]

6 teraflops GPU.
JAGUAR EVOLVED!!
12GB's of GDDR5 RAM.

Get on your knees and bear witness.

 

[iNvid02]

someones just leaked the theme tune for microsofts conference
https://youtu.be/_BRv9wGf5pk?t=1m39s

 

[Kolx]

Are those the fans MS bring every year so they can clap at every single announcement? lol

 

[Caffeine]

Sounds like a cheeky reply to Sonys commercials to me.

i like the asterisk and note at the bottom lol

 

[johancruijff]

should have made a romper

 

[chubigans]

I witnessed the most powerful console ever and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.

I would totally wear that shirt.

 

[Muffin1611]

Lol Nibel

https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/873990455427551234

 

[TRUE ORDER]

Cringe...

 

[LeonSPBR]

Reminds me of this

At least Sony didn't put that on a t-shirt and distribute it on E3.

 

[Wagram]

E3 merch in general is embarrassing as hell.

I would be embarrassed to wear any of that stuff. (Awesome Gamer? WTF).

 

[Lorcain]

Oof that's max nerd cringe. Ffs MS marketing.

 

[alfredofroylan]

if the E3 disappears in the future I'm not going to miss it.

 

[13ruce]

Build a top tier pc connect it to tv use your dualshock, Switch Pro Controller or xbox 360/elite = Good Fight Scorpio.

 

[Loris146]

According to someone in the other thread:

 

[Acquiescence]

According to someone in the other thread:

That's probably just a joke by Shiggy.

Edit - yeah, it is.

 

[Ray Down]

Don't they do this every year? It's like wah notice us. Kind of benign. Remember?

Wasn't it...

MASTER CHIEF / CAR / FACE NO ONE REMEMBERED / LARA CROFT

greatest game ever lineup

In Xbox history!!!

 

[IaN_GAF]

This is just sad.

 

[Kenzodielocke]

If the wristband thing is real it's gonna make me really dislike Spencer.

 

[Head.spawn]

Don't they do this every year? It's like wah notice us. Kind of benign. Remember?

Wasn't it...

MASTER CHIEF / CAR / FACE NO ONE REMEMBERED / LARA CROFT

greatest game ever lineup

Yeah, it's the Xbox Fan Fest.

 

[El-Suave]

Microsoft and their clothing gimmicks...

 

[Griss]

We all know the point of the Scorpio is to allow MS to have this unique selling point back in their corner, so what's the problem here?

The whole MS Scorpio reveal was always going to be:
"The most powerful console ever! The best online services!"

No surprises, and the t-shirts help hammer the point home.

 

[PJV3]

We are all witnesses...

Yes, but do you believe?

 

[Mory Dunz]

"... thus far" instead of "... ever"?

MJ is the "best basketball player ever" but he will be surpassed. Like he surpassed those before him.


surprised this is a big deal

 

[Rodin]

According to someone in the other thread:

 

[mjc]

Oh dear, lots of double standards in here.

 

[fantomena]

That's probably just a joke by Shiggy.

Yeah, he/she confirmed it.

 

[JordanN]

Almost as bad as these:

Reposting this a second time. Still relevant.

 

[timberger]

Tacky and arrogant? MS sticking to what they know, clearly.

According to someone in the other thread:

I refuse to believe they'd go this far though. Pics pls.

 

[Carl-Sagan]

E3 merch in general is embarrassing as hell.

I would be embarrassed to wear any of that stuff. (Awesome Gamer? WTF).

Agree. Saw someone link earlier some merchandise saying "I attended E3 2017" or something like that.

 

[DopeyFish]

At least Sony didn't put that on a t-shirt and distribute it on E3.

HOW DARE THEY THOSE MONSTERS

 

[Snaku]

MS: "We were too corporate with Xbox, just right with 360, too corporate with Xbox One until we changed course....fuck it with this console we're going full leet gamer!! Find some cool dudes on the interwebs to make us some awesome gamer swag shirts!"

OG Xbox was too corporate? Lol.

 

[DangerMouse]

Cringe as fuck lol.

How many *'s is this conference going to have should have been a betting question on the EZA betting special.

 

[Eria]

I witnessed a console without exclusives.

 

[Deathknell]

I prefer my shirt

 

[wumster3000]

E3 is in a hour relax

I know and I'm sorry for the outburst. But it seems like the closer it gets, the more they are trying to eff up the momentum.

 

[gablekevin]

Yep.

I think its the "ever" part that kind of pushes it into cringey territory

 

[amstradcpc]

Not in FP16

 

[PowerThroughLov]

I just really think Microsoft's marketing department isnt very good. And that extends across pretty much all areas of the company, not just Xbox.

 

[immortald3ath]

one more hour!! lets go!!!

 

[meppi]

According to someone in the other thread:

No way!
Lmfao

 

[chubigans]

Don't take my jokes for real.

whew

 

[Xando]

Console gaming was a mistake. Burn it all down

 

[Springy]

At least Sony didn't put that on a t-shirt and distribute it on E3.

Yes, that's the line.

 

[broncobuster]

According to someone in the other thread:

That can't be real. Can it?