Update on my situation:
It was early in the morning of August 20. I recall it to be around 7am or something. Right infront of the main gate to be exact. There weren't many people around at this time, I was wearing some blue shorts, black sneakers and an orange T-Shirt (maybe someone from GAF recognized me there to further provide evidence for my accusation). I decided to go to the nearest Starbucks Coffee to get a nice almond white latté. Right as I was about to walk away I suddenly get groped from behind with a sinister voice talking in japanese to me. I couldn't understand a single word but I was so shocked at that moment that I didn't know what to do, I turned around and there he was. Kojima, in a black suit. He smiled at me and at first I didn't know what to do so I smiled back and....I was so nervous and anxious...all I could say is thank you and then i went on my way to get an almond white latté for 6,50€. i decided to eat a cinnamon apple beagle aswell for 5€.
Now whenever I hear someone talking in japanese over radio or on the internet I get these kinda vietnam flashbacks bringing me back to that day. I finally decided to talk about it.
I've made an graphic illustration on that fateful day:
Literally shaking as I'm reading this.
So brave of you to come out and say this publicly,
Since MiyazakiHatesKojima can’t seem to fucking ever tell us how his hair smells like.
Can you deliver OP?
WHAT DID HIS FUCKING HAIR SMELL LIKE..????
This tells us more about you.One thing that surprised me about Kojima-san was that, for a man that named his main character Solid Snake, he had a limp and lifeless penis while I was bumming him.
Lol the draw looks like a kinder garden xDIt was just a regular day as an attendance for Gamescom, or so I thought.
It began with the reveal of the first gameplay of Death Stranding, afterwards I felt really aroused. I didn't know where to put my feelings, I couldn't talk about it to anyone, I felt the pressure by Kojima-San. Without any idea on how to stop this forceful entry into my heart I'm writing these lines now, without any fear of the consequences that might come up. Help me.
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Update on my situation:
It was early in the morning of August 20. I recall it to be around 7am or something. Right infront of the main gate to be exact. There weren't many people around at this time, I was wearing some blue shorts, black sneakers and an orange T-Shirt (maybe someone from GAF recognized me there to further provide evidence for my accusation). I decided to go to the nearest Starbucks Coffee to get a nice almond white latté. Right as I was about to walk away I suddenly get groped from behind with a sinister voice talking in japanese to me. I couldn't understand a single word but I was so shocked at that moment that I didn't know what to do, I turned around and there he was. Kojima, in a black suit. He smiled at me and at first I didn't know what to do so I smiled back and....I was so nervous and anxious...all I could say is thank you and then i went on my way to get an almond white latté for 6,50€. i decided to eat a cinnamon apple beagle aswell for 5€.
Now whenever I hear someone talking in japanese over radio or on the internet I get these kinda vietnam flashbacks bringing me back to that day. I finally decided to talk about it.
I've made an graphic illustration on that fateful day:
That is literally how you beat every mission in MGSV, snake comes round the back and gets in there. I believe it was one of his deep metaphors....I am Kojima. STFU or I'll send my snake down ALL OF YOUR BUTT HOLES BIATCHES
It smelled the same like Keanu Reeves hair.Since MiyazakiHatesKojima can’t seem to fucking ever tell us how his hair smells like.
Can you deliver OP?
WHAT DID HIS FUCKING HAIR SMELL LIKE..????
Dude will boil the jeans and use the broth for a nice miso soup base.Do not wash your jeans OP. Send them to MiyazakiHatesKojima so he can bask in the aroma of Kojima's hand.
Dude will boil the jeans and use the broth for a nice miso soup base.
Get on MiyazakiHatesKojima fandom level noob
Excited for shenmue 3?Congratulations, I guess...
Is Kojima actually 5'2?
You don't know about Machio?
37How many years does OP has to wait before accusing Kojima of rape in Twitter?
There is a very disorganized anime thread already go read that. There are other regular posters that talk or review anime there.We need to speak soon; i need a complete list of anime recommendations from you.
I SAID I WANT YOU!There is a very disorganized anime thread already go read that. There are other regular posters that talk or review anime there.
It looks like you got pantsed by Hideo Kojima.
Yeah but it's a fun weird.This forum gets weirder by the day.
We'd ask OP to show us where but our non-binary anatomically correct replacement models haven't shown up yet.Ok, but we want to know where ?