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Tesseract

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O-N-E

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Welp, this day on GAF has been one long parade of people showing their asses.

If most of these people are 30+ years old... it's a sad state of affairs. Mind-boggling, yet is it? I often wonder whether some of humanity's more humiliating qualities are the most common ones.
 

TaySan

Banned
Welp, this day on GAF has been one long parade of people showing their asses.

If most of these people are 30+ years old... it's a sad state of affairs. Mind-boggling, yet is it? I often wonder whether some of humanity's more humiliating qualities are the most common ones.
Sadly manchildren can come from all ages and walks of life.
 

autoduelist

Member
I notice a trend where posters I argue with in politics if they post in gaming are likely to argue with me there, too, maybe we could map political alignment to gamer preferences with some level of correlation.

Demon's Soul Easy Mode = Biden
Git Gud = Trump

Visual novels = Biden
Actual Games = Trump

Drools over character customization = Biden
Just let me play = Trump

Bionic women in WW2 = Biden
Remember when Wolfenstein was about killing MechaHitler = Trump
 
Demon's Soul Easy Mode = Biden
Git Gud = Trump

Visual novels = Biden
Actual Games = Trump

Drools over character customization = Biden
Just let me play = Trump

Bionic women in WW2 = Biden
Remember when Wolfenstein was about killing MechaHitler = Trump

This is great.

Fortnite = Biden, low skill ceiling is communism
CSGO = Trump, remember when you needed skill to be good? MERITOCRACY

Fallout New Vegas Factions...

Yes Man = Biden, will do whatever you program him to do... mostly...
House = Trump, it's just business, no more wars!
Caesar's Legion = Misguided Trump supporters, MAGA means bringing back slavery
NCR = Neocons, give us your land and will offer protection... for a price, also if we see big thing that gives energy we go to war
Boomers = Pentagon/Arms dealers/Warhawk Dems/Neocons - making things explode is good for business
Brotherhood of Steel = The South will Rise Again (they don't let others in, lots of inbreeding, clearly losers but think they can win one day)
The Great Khans = Native Americans, have no real power, get pushed around by the Man, get wasted
White Glove Society = Limousine liberals who will cannibalize their own if they commit wrong-think
Chairmen = Hollywood elite, will vote Biden but will be fine no matter what happens
Omertas = George Soros/Bildeberg Group, always hatching schemes, sleazy as fuck
Power Gangers = Terrorists in general, the difference between them and Boomers is them exploding things is considered illegal
Followers of the Apocalypse = Liberals who actually believe in liberal ideals, will never get anything done without a sadistic killer like you helping them
Crimson Caravan = Clintons, legit run by Hillary Clinton, if you need to do underhanded shit to get her ahead you do it, it's all about money
Van Graffs = Elon Musk, the best tech but no moral compass (he thought dead deer in swimming pool was funny)
Gun Runners = I mean, do I even need to explain this one
Fiends = Antifa... I mean... clearly...there's even suggestions Caesar helps them cause trouble for NCR, makes me want to re-think maybe Caesar is Soros?
Bright Brotherhood = Trans community, just want to live in peace without being judged for how they look, they're loons so flying off in rocketships isn't off the table
Nightkin/Super Mutants = Germany or something, they were once the terror of the world and now are weirdly nice or try to just be invisible on the world stage
Kings = They're like the good intentioned people at these protests that get made to look bad by Antifa (Pacer is secret Antifa general)
State of Utabitha - Vermin Supreme
White Legs = Unfortunately these are also terrorists, they just have a different flavoring, we'll call them ISIS because they were armed by people more powerful than them and want to destroy any monuments to the past
Sorrows = Innocents stuck in the middle of a conflict, like say the Israel/Palestine conflict
Dead Horses = Israeli Defense Force, follows someone who calls people like you Gentile and will destroy the White Legs entirely if allowed to
The Think Tank = Those scientists who created the atom bomb, but they're immortal and can build a million more things that destructive
Dr Mobius = Oppenheimer

I dunno, that's all I've got lol
 
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