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[IfuckinghateReddit]

This cracked me up. Just sharing for a laugh. Don't get offended.

Those 10 dicks were probably all plastic dildos - because no man would touch that hippo.

 

[Frito_Pendejo]

Those 10 dicks were probably all plastic dildos - because no man would touch that hippo.

Man, she probably gets all the desperate dick she wants.

 

[The Fartist]

 

[Boss Mog]

My guess is that the type of guy that would put his dick into that vomitatious looking cow doesn't have money for games because he needs it for crack.

 

[The Fartist]

My guess is that the type of guy that would put his dick into that vomitatious looking cow doesn't have money for games because he needs it for crack.

Crack is pretty cheap, though.

 

[anothertech]

Don't do drugs kids

 

[Boss Mog]

Crack is pretty cheap, though.

If he's doing crack he probably doesn't have much money. Poor people do poor people drugs.

 

[Bonfires Down]

Just sharing for a laugh. Don't get offended.

Do you know what forum you’re on?

Interesting that the attractive one defends video games though.

 

[Gamerguy84]

I knew I recognized her from somewhere

 

[The Fartist]

If he's doing crack he probably doesn't have much money. Poor people do poor people drugs.

 

[CrustyBritches]

How would you know, girlfriend? They pump 'n dumped you at homeboy's pad, then went home afterwards to mama's house where their Xbox and PlayStation were waiting for Papi to come home.

 

[Cato]

She looms pretty fat and full of tramp-stamps.
I am 100% certain she does not have access to high-class-dick.
She probably even have to pay for the drinks for her date.

 

[VictorVectors]

Does video games give you erectile dysfunction or something? Cause that girl doesn't make any sense.

...unrelated but your profile pic hahaha lol

 

[HerjansEagleFeeder]

This all boils down to video games not being taken seriously as a medium. Because they are seen as immature and pointless. Thats why games like TLOU 2 are so important. More of those and the medium will be taken more seriously, eventually.

I think TLOU2 achieves exactly the opposite of what you're suggesting.

 

[WakeTheWolf]

This cracked me up. Just sharing for a laugh. Don't get offended.

When she climbed on top did they say they couldn't breathe

 

[Falcs]

Maybe it's because playing Mario Kart is much more appealing than her fat ass.

 

[Represent.]

I think TLOU2 achieves exactly the opposite of what you're suggesting.

opinions like these are exactly why videogames arent taken seriously as well lol

 

[RoyalLaFlame]

Why would video games be taken seriously? It's fucking entertainment.


Anyone who thinks video games are for children and then spends hours watching Netflix are just pure fucking snobs. Entertainment is made to entertain - a man doesn't give a fuck about what others think of his passions or what not. You either respect it or you just get the fuck out.

That girl never had 10 dicks, I'm pretty sure of it. She's just a loud obnoxious moron.

 

[German Hops]

dude, American women have become so fat and disgusting.

Both mentally and physically.

Especially physically.

 

[Abriael_GN]

opinions like these are exactly why videogames arent taken seriously as well lol

Videogames aren't taken seriously because someone thinks TLOU2 isn't as relevant as you do?

Well, that's certainly a take.

 

[Captain Hero]

A human being :

top 10 best dicks

more than 100 Gaf user :

interesting

 

[protonion]

Good to know that gamers aren't that desperate.

 

[Shai-Tan]

My guess is that the type of guy that would put his dick into that vomitatious looking cow doesn't have money for games because he needs it for crack.

kind of funny how clueless some dudes are about how it works for the opposite sex. talk to any woman who uses a dating app. they get swiped constantly. what ugly women can't get is long term commitment. negative comments about games are typically implying that you're not secure, don't have friends, or social skills. my brother spent some years being a waiter, playing games all day, etc after college then suddenly it didn't matter anymore when he finally got a decent paying job. that's basically what "gamer" means in this context

 

[Teletraan1]

My top 10 best pussy list doesn't have landwhales with Deron Williams tattoo arms.

 

[DAHGAMING]

i doubt she had 10, pussy stinks fat ho

What do you think it stank like ? Im thinking salmon with abit of old stilton, hint of bo aswell.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Who are those 10 whale hunters that never played video games?

We need pics.

 

[Boss Mog]

kind of funny how clueless some dudes are about how it works for the opposite sex. talk to any woman who uses a dating app. they get swiped constantly. what ugly women can't get is long term commitment. negative comments about games are typically implying that you're not secure, don't have friends, or social skills. my brother spent some years being a waiter, playing games all day, etc after college then suddenly it didn't matter anymore when he finally got a decent paying job. that's basically what "gamer" means in this context

What does anything you've said have to do with my comment?

 

[Physiocrat]

The the reason the dicks didn't play video games is because dildos don't have hands.

 

[The_Mike]

That's what you get when you suck simp tasting Era dicks instead of high end Gaf dicks. Amateurs.

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Were dick cheney and dick whittington on the list?

what about dick jones from robocop?

 

[timmyp53]

That dark skin girl is beautiful inside and out.

 

[TheDreadBaron]

I just want to know her methodology. Did she follow up later on their gaming habits? Does video poker count? What if they played mario back in the day but now they just play time waster phone games?

Here’s a different point, can you imagine some fat guy talking about the 10 best pussies he’s had and how none of them liked to go shopping or any of that dumb girl shit?

 

[MilkLizard]

You need a dick the size of a PS5 to even reach that pussy. Guess she never dated an average Gaf member

 

[Popup]

Maybe she is onto something. Take her evidence and that South Park episode with all the small dick angry people together and it pretty much explains console Fanboy's..

Its_12_Teraflops.jpg

 

[UnNamed]

She meant she have a lots of friend called Dick.

 

[danielJackson]

Somehow I imagined from the topic that she is some serial killer whom lures men into her filthy lair, then cuts their dicks of and cooks em in butter.

"mmm this dick is the best one so far"

 

[Coolwhhip]

Its a known fact gamers are virgins, so no surprises there. And I doubt they want their first to be a cow.

 

[Cato]

TIL: that Ahab and his nine crew-men don't play videogames.

 

[brap]

lmao this bitch fat ugly and nasty. can smell her ratchet ass from over here.

 

[karasu]

Calling her fat won't make your dick more enjoyable, nerds.

 

[GrayChild]

As they say "hell is hot, don't be a thot."

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

People will cry but it’s true

I think I have a nice penis.

 

[BluRayHiDef]

Those 10 dicks were probably all plastic dildos - because no man would touch that hippo.

She's got big titties, a big booty, and smooth skin. Many men would smash, including me if I had the chance.

 

[Topher]

Hilarious that the other two women just nodded their heads like she said nothing out of the ordinary. I guess "dick ranking" is a common topic of conversation for these....um....ladies?

 

[McCheese]

My takeaway from all this is the videogame industry needs to do more to facilitate blind people.

 

[turtlepowa]

I'm shocked that something like this got more than 10 dicks.

 

[MagnesG]

That dark skin girl is beautiful inside and out.

I like her already.

 

[IfuckinghateReddit]

She's got big titties, a big booty, and smooth skin. Many men would smash, including me if I had the chance.

She also looks like she's got really short hair. It's like smashing a big fat dude with man boobs.

 

[MastaKiiLA]

I think the OP made this thread, so some people could tell on themselves. LOL.

 

[DeltaPolarBear]

id agree with that
but its not just them, its in general.

And that meant... what?
If I can only have the approval of society at large if I stop playing videogames, then I reject society at large. And in particular I don't give a damn about sexual approval of others.

Old societies used to have literal laws stating what a male needed to do, to pass the test in order to become a legal adult and could take a wife. Once a man pass that test then he is sexually desirable. Modern society doesn't have the test in an official capacity anymore, but instead just become whatever the local women sees as what they want.

Well screw that. I decided as a child that I rather be bullied than join the bullies. I am not going to fight for the social approval of other people, especially when i know that the majority of other people are horrible people.

I will obey the law. But i will NOT obey social rules just because other people tell me to. Social rules suck.