Ok we finally have it a pretty much silent PS5.
Excuse my language but I deserve this after 5 PS5's....
THANK FUCK
Silent in everything. You can *just* to say hear it's on in 60fps Spiderman on mute if you really, really listen for it.
I made sure to do all my tests before this post so I didn't come back with issues.
November the 19th I ordered my PS5 and now I can finally enjoy it. Too little data to read much into it but this is an all digital and only the second PS5 not direct from Sony "repair" centre.
First three had coil whine, fourth had an annoying fan profile, it was the type B fan (noise even in PS4 games where the other 3 with coil whine didn't).
Anyways this one from Amazon via ebay sold 21st January is spot on. Theres always a chance they have already made a stealth revision. If your not happy with your PS5 noise there is definitely hope. One big take away from this no one can deny is there is massive variance between units so if things like this bother you be forewarned... your in for a journey.