I’m as far from being sexually frustrated as possible, trust me. Haven’t you heard? I have no libido.
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Richard Packer
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Elliot Page can help with that.
Oh, I very much doubt he can.
Rentahamster
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Enough about Elliot Page. What can Richard Packer help with?
Not a lot, apparently.
Rentahamster
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The Yelp reviews paint a different story, however.
Fake news.
nush
Member
You'd think they'd be best forum pals chris. Doesn't want to fuck anyone in the world and nobody in the world wants to fuck Richard Packer. It's like poetry.
What’s even more poetic is the fact that everybody in the world wants to fuck me, but I don’t want to fuck a single living soul.
haxan7
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I've fucked Richard multiple times
Maiden Voyage
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All sexualities simultaneously. You transcend human sexuality. Only then do you what what sex is like for the gods (or your typical Nintendo fan).
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I’m sorry to hear that.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Tell me more
Foreplay? What is foreplay?
T8SC
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haxan7
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I'll spare everyone here the explicit details of what we did, but believe me when I tell you he's one nasty little slut.
nush
Member
Fake news.
You’re just upset I won’t fuck you.
nush
Member
Deny it until you’re blue in the face, babe, you know I’m telling the truth.
Prison Mike
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haxan7
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Richard Packer
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Just had a fantastic shower thanks to this thread and Elliot Page.
haxan7
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Where men and women sensually rub their bodies all over each other for pleasure and increased intimacy and blood flow to the genitals in preparation for hot coitus
I collect VHS tapes
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Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
There's a mod for that
Richard Packer
Member
Sausages.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Snausages?
BigBooper
Member
You confound me. You post hottie redheads in their undies while claiming to be asexual, while claiming to be gay, while claiming to be in a relationship.
If you're just helping out the rest of us, good on ya mate.
I’m a walking contradiction, but allow me to explain. I’m gay in that I find men attractive. I’m straight in that I find women attractive. By definition, that would make me bisexual. But what does asexuality come in to this? Simple. I can find men and women attractive, but not want to have sex with them, in the same way I can find cheesecake appealing to the eye but not wish to stick my dick inside it.
But I don’t recall ever stating I’m in a relationship. I was talking to one women but can you call it a relationship if there’s no sex involved? As I’ve learned, apparently not.
BigBooper
Member
Ah, I see. How do you feel about apple pie a la mode, though?
Like I said, I can find men and women attractive, and she is certainly attractive. But do I want to smoosh our genitals together? No, sorry.
T8SC
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T8SC
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haxan7
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Those lips are a little thick / fake looking for my tastes.
If you don't want sex with her, then I'm afraid you should donate your penis to medical science.
Or feed the ducks.
would not bang
T8SC
Member
Be glad I cropped the bottom of the pic, her knees are sharp as fuck too.
Ideal for storing my torch and or cane, but not much use to mr otherwise.
You sure? Not even tempted to go skiing?
nush
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haxan7
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What if you’re really thirsty and you want some milk
Richard Packer
Member
He can make it himself.
I go to the fridge, like anyone else.
I’ve not made my own milk for a while. I imagine it’s curdled by now.
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