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kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
No sausages?
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
There were at least 5 I wanted to jump on at the party. Good lordt!Vegans taste great
Artoris
Gold Member
and all you ended up with was a mouth full of cucumberThere were at least 5 I wanted to jump on at the party. Good lordt!
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
There were at least 5 I wanted to jump on at the party. Good lordt!
Go tell them what's up.
It was hummus.
FunkMiller
Gold Member
Vegan party.
Oxymoron.
Oxymoron.
OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
Were they all tired?
Insane Metal
Member
Maybe they weren't 'girls'. Careful there.
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Who knew cucumbers cum was hummus.
RJMacready73
Simps for Amouranth
I've found through my many many years of experience that people who make lifestyle choices their entire personality tend to be cunts and I've yet to meet a vegan who wasn't a cunt, know plenty of sound veggies mind
ChuckeRearmed
Member
OP:
Because it usually is. It always feels like something people put spices in in attempt to give it some flavor.
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Putonahappyface
Gold Member
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Go_Ly_Dow
Member
I've got no problem with vegans in general and some I can respect for there obedience and morals.
Although when you get vegans who promote it as being better for your health it's begins to tick me off. Meat is the most nutrient dense food and those in developing countries and kids in all countries will have better outcomes if they consume some. So they shouldn't push it on to everyone.
Another gripe of mine of mine is vegans who can't cook lol. Like there's a ton of great vegan food out there, guacamole, hummus, Indian curries and much more etc.. so the vegan diet can be delicious. But I've known some who can't cook and all they're eating is large quanities of basically plain rice, pasta and carbs.
Although when you get vegans who promote it as being better for your health it's begins to tick me off. Meat is the most nutrient dense food and those in developing countries and kids in all countries will have better outcomes if they consume some. So they shouldn't push it on to everyone.
Another gripe of mine of mine is vegans who can't cook lol. Like there's a ton of great vegan food out there, guacamole, hummus, Indian curries and much more etc.. so the vegan diet can be delicious. But I've known some who can't cook and all they're eating is large quanities of basically plain rice, pasta and carbs.
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Days like these...
Have a Blessed Day
Funnily I have that look only my ex never shit the bed.Be careful what you wish for.
*Nightwing
Member
Putonahappyface
Gold Member
Days like these...
Have a Blessed Day
No but she would mockingly call me Johnny DeppDid she have a dog that stepped on a bee?
Putonahappyface
Gold Member
I unintentionally made a vegan cry once after I told her I had been felling trees all day. I told her that the trees gave off a strong scent and she (whilst crying) told me they were warning one another of their impending demise.
Sleepwalker
Member
I would die if I pretended to be vegan, I grew up as one of those kids that hated vegetables. And while I can pass some of them nowadays, I don't particularly like them lol. My diet is mostly carnivore.
Mistake
Member
Sounds like a load of bullocks.I unintentionally made a vegan cry once after I told her I had been felling trees all day. I told her that the trees gave off a strong scent and she (whilst crying) told me they were warning one another of their impending demise.
Tree 1: hey, you're going to die soon!
Tree 2: great, let me get my hiking shoes
Putonahappyface
Gold Member
It gets worse. A couple of years ago she joined some weird cult in Brighton and convinced herself and others around her, that she was being contacted by celestial beings. She was only 32 years old when she had a psychotic break and took her own life.Sounds like a load of bullocks.
Tree 1: hey, you're going to die soon!
Tree 2: great, let me get my hiking shoes
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Tams
Member
There were at least 5 I wanted to jump on at the party. Good lordt!
You sure it just wasn't because there were few/weren't any fatties because it's hard to be one in a vegan diet.
Vegan farts are biowarfare though and many vegans are crazy.
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Go_Ly_Dow
Member
Indian cuisine is probably the best for making vegetables taste amazing and complex.
German Hops
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief
clarky
Gold Member
So what you're saying is they're great in bed.
It was actually quite good. They made a vegan chilli with vegan sour cream and vegan cheese. I enjoyed it. Could have been spicier. Besides that, had a lot of hummus, bean dips, tortilla chips, and a bunch of sweets. All were great.
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Doczu
Member
One could say there are no better salad tossers than vegans.
Bitmap Frogs
Mr. Community
Indian food is the tits. I come from a country renowned for its cuisine and hey it's amazing! But authentic Indian is a flurry of flavors and I believe heat is an essential part of how the dishes work, neutered Indian isn't half as good.
Mistake
Member
that beyond bullshit tastes like soggy cardboard. I have had a good veggie burger before though. Surprisingly it used beets, which I also don't like. Pretty sure it was turkish or indian in origin, because the guy told me his country doesn't eat meat for certain periods, so they have a lot of alternatives
Indian food is amazing. Probably some of my favorite food on the planet. China also had some great vegan/veggie options. I mean I'm eating chicken wings right now while watch the orange bowl. So I'm not vegan. But I wouldn't hate trying to be one. I at least would do vegetarian because I still love cheese a little too much and vegan cheeses just never have the melting consistency as regular cheese.
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JimmyRustler
Gold Member
Sheit man, let me tell you… the others are MUCH worse. I always thought vegans were obnoxious but then I somehow ended up being vegetarian for a few months and the stuff I had to endure was insane. Didn’t say anything to anyone but as soon as I dropped that I don’t eat meat the tantrums were coming. Never in my life did I hear anything close to that from a vegan/vegetarian.
_Justinian_
Gold Member
What exactly is a "vegan party"? We're having a celebration because we don't eat animal products?
Dacvak
No one shall be brought before our LORD David Bowie without the true and secret knowledge of the Photoshop. For in that time, so shall He appear.
I think we’re all learning that it’s the opposite of a sausage party.