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panty

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Okay, let's put the hammer discussion to rest right here, right now. It's a real hammer and the bounce physics are real, which this video demonstrates;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9FzWJTLYto

I'd like to see the naysayers debunk it now.

That proves nothing, absolutely nothing.

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Sethos

Banned
The Mjölnir doesn't abide to our physic.

Actually, it does. However it has a few features included in the sport packages that sets it above other hammers, but the bounce physics are based on real-life physics thus it proves that it is indeed possible to bounce a hammer like we see in the GIF. That in turn proves it's a real hammer and the real Mjölnir.
 

jgminto

Member
This guy is about a quarter of the size of Wheaton.

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impossibiru

Well that's obviously a fake hammer. It's as if people don't know why Chris Hemsworth was hired to play Thor. Mjolnir was located on top of Uluru, which boosts the radiation of Mjolnir to cover most of Australia. This is the reason the men are so manly and the spiders are so big. And this is why Hemsworth has the ability to use the hammer.
 
Dunno, because it's a movie?

Seriously guys? That's a real hammer?

No.

I've seen plenty of props in my time, and that is no fucking prop dude

it looks just like the hammer in the movie

With a budget of $220 MILLION you'd expect them to make a pretty good replica. No way is that a real hammer. Ffs.



This. Not even sarcasm can save you folks.

Chances are that they had several different props of the hammer for different scenes. This is probably a lighter version compared to the ones used in other scenes, close ups, etc. not to mention all the times that the hammer is CGI.

The only thing magic is some of the mushrooms these guys are ingesting. The hammer's fake.

I don't know if your real vs fake debate is regarding CGI vs. Solid object, but here you can see the gif from another angle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNvxFN4ji5A

Which confirms:
- The Hammer is a solid object
- The shield is fake

If the real vs. fake debate is regarding a real, solid metal filled hammer vs. a prop, then I have bad news for the people that think it is real. There is no way in the world a real hammer could be handled like that. It wouldn't even be possible to throw a hammer that size with one arm like the crewmember did. It's a real fake hammer.


On topic:

 

Chuckie

Member
Balderdash! This is rubbish. What is this tomfoolery!?

Excuse me? It took me lots of hours in the gym to be even able to take the hammer to the chest. It's not like I could bounce it four times at the first go.

I practised a lot and finally it worked. I couldn't do it with Mjolnir though. I am rather small so I had to use a smaller hammer.

Still the point stands. If I can do this with a slightly smaller hammer, I am sure Chris can do it with the huge hammer.
 

Sethos

Banned
If the real vs. fake debate is regarding a real, solid metal filled hammer vs. a prop, then I have bad news for the people that think it is real. There is no way in the world a real hammer could be handled like that. It wouldn't even be possible to throw a hammer that size with one arm like the crewmember did. It's a real fake hammer.

I like how you dismiss every piece of evidence presented, you basically reject the reality and substitute it with your own. The hammer is clearly real as they come, your video even proves it.
 

commedieu

Banned


wot.

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I like how you dismiss every piece of evidence presented, you basically reject the reality and substitute it with your own. The hammer is clearly real as they come, your video even proves it.

He states that he isn't even sure what is being argued, and then drivel comes out. The crew member looks to be in-shape too that tosses the hammer to him. Its not like he threw it a mile.
 

panty

Member
I don't know if your real vs fake debate is regarding CGI vs. Solid object, but here you can see the gif from another angle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNvxFN4ji5A

Which confirms:
- The Hammer is a solid object
- The shield is fake

If the real vs. fake debate is regarding a real, solid metal filled hammer vs. a prop, then I have bad news for the people that think it is real. There is no way in the world a real hammer could be handled like that. It wouldn't even be possible to throw a hammer that size with one arm like the crewmember did. It's a real fake hammer.


On topic:

My argument has been about the structure of the hammer, meaning it is not made with solid metal. Of course it is real as in it exists but a solid metal hammer? Fuck no.
rofl @ hammertrolls.

Yeah what a way to save the situation, "I was just trolling olol"
 

Sethos

Banned
He states that he isn't even sure what is being argued, and then drivel comes out. The crew member looks to be in-shape too that tosses the hammer to him. Its not like he threw it a mile.

Exactly, it's like a chimney sweeper trying to discuss the molecular composition of rocket fuel.

The crew member is very much in shape and he only has to throw that hammer, what, a spitting distance away? You can even her the massive thud and clang as the hammer hits the ground, however a bit drowned out due to the audience and city noise.
 

Amikami

Banned
Excuse me? It took me lots of hours in the gym to be even able to take the hammer to the chest. It's not like I could bounce it four times at the first go.

I practised a lot and finally it worked. I couldn't do it with Mjolnir though. I am rather small so I had to use a smaller hammer.

Still the point stands. If I can do this with a slightly smaller hammer, I am sure Chris can do it with the huge hammer.

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Only hammer you could ever bounce. Your claims of bouncing a metal hammer is hogwash.

Get out of here ruffian, you scoundrel you.
 

G.O.O.

Member
I'm still trying to catch up after my week away from neogaf, so sorry if this has already been posted. I kinda wanted this out of my chest.

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Ironmask

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Only hammer you could ever bounce. Your claims of bouncing a metal hammer is hogwash.

Get out of here ruffian, you scoundrel you.

No way dude, look at how much a man can change in 2 years

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With the proper training, Hemsworth could have easily achieved the muscular mass needed to handle the Mjöllnir
 

Stahsky

A passionate embrace, a beautiful memory lingers.
My argument has been about the structure of the hammer, meaning it is not made with solid metal. Of course it is real as in it exists but a solid metal hammer? Fuck no.


Yeah what a way to save the situation, "I was just trolling olol"




Yeah man, you guys sure got us good with that there smart thinking
 

Amikami

Banned
This has been a weird, awkward, hilarious night for this thread, but I gotta call it a night.

But before I go. Darn it, Bale :O. How the heck do you pull it off. If I had that sort of control...Must be a huge strain on the body though.

Goodnight gaf.
 

Hanmik

Member
Come on guys.. that is a REAL hammer..

Here you can see (when you take physics into the talk), that it is a real hammer..

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a fake hammer would not have bounced like that..

this is a fake hammer..

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Stahsky

A passionate embrace, a beautiful memory lingers.
as we have been saying all along


thank you hanmik. maybe these trolls will slither away back to some bridge and leave us sane people be
 

Chuckie

Member
Hanmik finally finished this argument. Thank you for that. Appearantly other peoples arguments and my experiments were not accepted... but I hope your final proof does.

Oh and for people who don't know: 'Hanmik' is Finnish for Hammer... so I for one think this guy knows what he is talking about.
 

Skeyser

Member
Come on guys.. that is a REAL hammer..

Here you can see (when you take physics into the talk), that it is a real hammer..

RPQwI.jpg

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a fake hammer would not have bounced like that..

this is a fake hammer..



It's not the same type of hammer, at all.

Anyways, everyone saying it was real was trolling. If you seriously think they would hurl an hammer this heavy at him, I don't know what to say.
 

CassSept

Member
If you seriously think they would hurl an hammer this heavy at him, I don't know what to say.

It's like some people never learn. Look at that gif and the video posted before. This hammer is as real as it gets. I took physics in middle school, trust me, I know my shit.
 

Hanmik

Member
It's not the same type of hammer, at all.

Anyways, everyone saying it was real was trolling. If you seriously think they would hurl an hammer this heavy at him, I don't know what to say.

so you are still thinking it is a fake hammer.. hmmm.... this is a gaming forum, so let me illustrate it like this..

take a look at this gif..

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look at how it travels through the air.. a real hammer does not move like that..

or look at this..

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that is a rubber ball being thrown.. look at how it bounces..

look at how the hammer bounces here

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it does not bounce like that.. so it has to be real..

so now that this is settled could we please just..

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smurfx

get some go again
wow you guys really did go a full page on this hammer stuff..... please move on to something else for this page.

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